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Three guys were walking through the woods looking for the creek, when they heard a loud scream coming from the east. They looked at eachother, and without saying a word, all mutually decided to...
...Take out their handy dandy notebooks, and head over to investigate. When they reached the approximate location of the scream, they...
...happened across a cat, which sat and stared at them with innocent eyes before...
It schreeched the horrible screech of impending doom, and took a big dump! And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it...[Edited on 2/10/2005 9:06:07 AM]
....suddenly a solitary figure appeared from behind a rather large shrubbery, whistling to himself; completely oblivious to them to the adventurers....
...As they neared the old man to interrogate him, he suddenly turned around and said "...[Edited on 2/10/2005 9:09:01 AM]
"Damn cats, dumpin' on my shrub-home." He then crouch over, pulled up his pantsleeve, and pulled out a...
...rusty shiv, with which he will...
sharpen, and then...
...prepare to use on the...
...Thanksgiving turkey. And after he finishes with him, he will play horseshoes with...[Edited on 2/10/2005 11:06:06 AM]
the boogeyman. But unbeknownst to him....
himself. He still hasn't beaten his old high score, and it was due time to try it again. The three guys were now napping while the strange shrub-bum played. He was wearing this strange looking...
Posted by: Liu Xuandethe boogeyman. But unbeknownst to him....his pants were down, and his secret compartment of apples, taped to his thigh, was showing. He quickly...
...pulled off the tape, letting out a girlish scream as soon as he...[Edited on 2/10/2005 11:44:57 AM]
...realized that the compartment fell on his foot. Unable to play due to injury, he...