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I WANNA HEAR SOME ORIGINAL YO MAMMA JOKES!!!

-c

  • 02.10.2005 12:15 PM PDT
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see this is a burn.

  • 02.10.2005 12:32 PM PDT
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Yo mamma has original yo mamma jokes...*feels proud of self*

[Edited on 2/10/2005 1:39:11 PM]

  • 02.10.2005 1:38 PM PDT
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you guys are harsh...I was just bored, and thought it'd be fun to reminisce about the school bus days. I'm glad you little punks are enjoying the anonymous factor of the internet.
-c

  • 02.10.2005 1:44 PM PDT
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i HAD a link in here but i took it out because people didnt like it :/ it was too funny for them... fat naked woman blowing water out of her yea..... too bad... so sad... oh well!

[Edited on 2/10/2005 2:21:13 PM]

  • 02.10.2005 1:57 PM PDT
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God, you're sick. Try reading the code of conduct, things like that atrocity of a picture should never again be posted in these forums. You little immature pervert.

  • 02.10.2005 2:00 PM PDT
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HAHA thats why i said its nc17 pay attention to the warning... here ill edit it sum more and make it more obvious that u shud not go there unless u wana puke

  • 02.10.2005 2:05 PM PDT
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OR you obey the rules and take out that link since its not alwoed on this sight comprehand my drift buddy?

  • 02.10.2005 2:12 PM PDT
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These "Yo mama jokes" are pretty annoying. Not even my friends or kids in my school say these joke anymore. They're old now and so funny. That's Recon Number #54 said.

  • 02.10.2005 2:15 PM PDT
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ok fine but just 4 u "buddy" lol

  • 02.10.2005 2:18 PM PDT
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since you guys OBVIOUSLY dont kno any yo moma jokes, here are a couple, yo moma's @$$ is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller. yo moma so ugly she made a blind kid cry, yo moma so ugly, they pay her to keep her clothes on at strip joints.

  • 02.10.2005 2:41 PM PDT
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For those of you tired of reading flame after flame...

Keep in mind that for every seven cool people you meet online, there is always one idiot. And sometimes they seem to coagulate onto one particular site...

End the flaming party, people.

Seriously.




[Edited on 2/12/2005 9:06:03 PM]

  • 02.12.2005 8:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tippermen
since you guys OBVIOUSLY dont kno any yo moma jokes, here are a couple, yo moma's @$$ is so big, when she sits down, she's three feet taller. yo moma so ugly she made a blind kid cry, yo moma so ugly, they pay her to keep her clothes on at strip joints.

Heard them all. Get off the stage.

  • 02.12.2005 9:12 PM PDT
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Your mom burn I heard recently:

"You came late."
"Your mom came late."

  • 02.12.2005 9:13 PM PDT
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*sigh.* On second thought, this site is hopeless.

Happy flaming. Im outa here.

:-{

1 idiot 4 every 7 cool people...

  • 02.12.2005 9:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: chuckchief
you guys are harsh...I was just bored, and thought it'd be fun to reminisce about the school bus days. I'm glad you little punks are enjoying the anonymous factor of the internet.
-c


Suicide is the only option.

  • 02.12.2005 9:17 PM PDT
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the longest distance between your mom and any other person is 50 cents

  • 02.12.2005 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: lellowranger
God, you're sick


Your mom is sick.

Ohhhh, dissed.

  • 02.12.2005 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
There's a huge difference between a "yo mama joke" and a "your mom burn".

[color=white]Yo mama jokes[/color]
* Barely qualify as jokes
* Are oh so 1980's.
* Anything that has (or needs) a rim-shot (ba-dum-bum) isn't that good in the first place.
* It's not really funny that someone's mom is: fat, ugly, or carrying every "social" disease known to modern medicine.

[color=white]Your mom burns[/color]
* Are usually a reply to a perfect setup line.
* Must be delivered with a calm and knowing matter of fact tone.
* Usually involve a subtle hint that the victim's mom is overly friendly with strangers.
* Properly done leave the recipient utterly speechless.
* Have a long and glorious history with Bungie.

So, please. No "you mama so fat that when she blah blah blah".... jokes. They never were that funny.


However, mabey(sp?) true... he did say "I wanna hear some original yo momma jokes", so, why can't we put them? He didn't say "Your momma burn".

P.S. Please don't throw books at me for being disrespectful to a mod.

  • 02.12.2005 10:00 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: True Tanadian
Posted by: Recon Number 54
There's a huge difference between a "yo mama joke" and a "your mom burn".

[color=white]Yo mama jokes[/color]
* Barely qualify as jokes
* Are oh so 1980's.
* Anything that has (or needs) a rim-shot (ba-dum-bum) isn't that good in the first place.
* It's not really funny that someone's mom is: fat, ugly, or carrying every "social" disease known to modern medicine.

[color=white]Your mom burns[/color]
* Are usually a reply to a perfect setup line.
* Must be delivered with a calm and knowing matter of fact tone.
* Usually involve a subtle hint that the victim's mom is overly friendly with strangers.
* Properly done leave the recipient utterly speechless.
* Have a long and glorious history with Bungie.

So, please. No "you mama so fat that when she blah blah blah".... jokes. They never were that funny.


However, mabey(sp?) true... he did say "I wanna hear some original yo momma jokes", so, why can't we put them? He didn't say "Your momma burn".

P.S. Please don't throw books at me for being disrespectful to a mod.

The lesson bat is coming. As is a copy of War and Peace. Look up ^.

  • 02.12.2005 10:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: True Tanadian
Posted by: Recon Number 54
There's a huge difference between a "yo mama joke" and a "your mom burn".

[color=white]Yo mama jokes[/color]
* Barely qualify as jokes
* Are oh so 1980's.
* Anything that has (or needs) a rim-shot (ba-dum-bum) isn't that good in the first place.
* It's not really funny that someone's mom is: fat, ugly, or carrying every "social" disease known to modern medicine.

[color=white]Your mom burns[/color]
* Are usually a reply to a perfect setup line.
* Must be delivered with a calm and knowing matter of fact tone.
* Usually involve a subtle hint that the victim's mom is overly friendly with strangers.
* Properly done leave the recipient utterly speechless.
* Have a long and glorious history with Bungie.

So, please. No "you mama so fat that when she blah blah blah".... jokes. They never were that funny.


However, mabey(sp?) true... he did say "I wanna hear some original yo momma jokes", so, why can't we put them? He didn't say "Your momma burn".

P.S. Please don't throw books at me for being disrespectful to a mod.

The lesson bat is coming. As is a copy of War and Peace. Look up ^.


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  • 02.12.2005 10:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: chuckchief
you guys are harsh...I was just bored, and thought it'd be fun to reminisce about the school bus days. I'm glad you little punks are enjoying the anonymous factor of the internet.
-c

You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.

  • 02.12.2005 10:35 PM PDT

Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

  • 02.12.2005 10:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

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