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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Halifax
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Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

  • 02.12.2005 11:21 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

And i can't keep my fist away from your face...dang that was lame.

  • 02.12.2005 11:23 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

And i can't keep my fist away from your face...dang that was lame.

Your mom was lame. Like doing it with a pillow.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

And i can't keep my fist away from your face...dang that was lame.

Your mom was lame. Like doing it with a pillow.

A pillow? Are you that desperate? How pathetic.

  • 02.12.2005 11:29 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

And i can't keep my fist away from your face...dang that was lame.

Your mom was lame. Like doing it with a pillow.

A pillow? Are you that desperate? How pathetic.

Hey, your mom was the one that called me ! I guess you don't satisfy her anymore.....


[color=red]Oooo....burn...........not really....[/color]

  • 02.12.2005 11:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Halifax
Posted by: Reiginko
Posted by: Halifax
You better believe it. I'll say anything I want to you and the only fear I have is that I will be blacklisted for a week or so...but I won't because I am just that nice.


Must... resist... urge...

- Reiginko

...I knew I would never be able to stick with only being black listed once...*sigh*

You're still a virgin until you've had it 4 times. Strangely, that's the same line your mom pulled last night.

Hey, you leave my mom out of this.

I can't leave this out of your mom. ;)

And i can't keep my fist away from your face...dang that was lame.

Your mom was lame. Like doing it with a pillow.

A pillow? Are you that desperate? How pathetic.

Hey, your mom was the one that called me ! I guess you don't satisfy her anymore.....


[color=red]Oooo....burn...........not really....[/color]


Your mom doesn't satisfy me anymore.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh........ DISSED!

  • 02.12.2005 11:54 PM PDT
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Wow, someone's mum aint givin the love anymore...

Las night I woke up next to the ugliest woman I've ever seen. How did your mum get here anyway?


Tiddy boom.

  • 02.13.2005 4:22 AM PDT
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Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard...
Yo mama so black she got arrested for tinted windows on a motorcycle (not a race joke)...

1. Got Drunk
2. Porked a fat chick
3. Woke up rolled over 3 times just to get off of her
4. Realized it was your mom

KA-blam-

  • 02.13.2005 4:43 AM PDT
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All these BUMPS on my - do you really wanna know?-

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Posted by: YoungHanxta
All these BUMPS on my - do you really wanna know?-


All these bumps are on your mom.

[color=red]Burnination[/color]

[Edited on 2/13/2005 6:34:52 PM]

  • 02.13.2005 6:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snowman1000
Posted by: YoungHanxta
All these BUMPS on my - do you really wanna know?-


All these bumps are on your mom.

[color=red]Burnination[/color]


All the bumps on my mom came from me and my dad tag teaming your mom who gave my dad the bumps since he sexed her up and she sucked me, then he sexed my mom up and gave her the bumps....

[color=blue] Self Burn? [/color]


[Edited on 2/13/2005 8:53:33 PM]

  • 02.13.2005 8:53 PM PDT
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*Vomitting*

  • 02.13.2005 9:24 PM PDT
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Your momma so dumb, when we were having sex- I told her I was comming so she got up to go answer the door!

[Edited on 2/13/2005 10:44:41 PM]

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yo mamma is so.....
fat after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
nasty i called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
fat her picture fell off the wall.
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah

  • 02.13.2005 10:51 PM PDT
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I played a game earlier today that all we did was "your mama burns." It was a matchmade game and nobody knew eachother. No matter what you said, somebody would burn you. Once some guy said that he had the Rocket Launcher. Some other guy says "Your mom has the Rocket Launcher." The game was hilarious. I don't even remember who won.

  • 02.13.2005 11:23 PM PDT

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