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Subject: We must halt this slaughter before it begins!

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: ADiC327
this is probably the dumbest thread i have ever entered. what is the point to all this? i read your stupid essay, but not every ones answers cuz i was hoping that they were smart enough to call you an idiot. first the thing was to long and also i don't think you can stab through some ones chest with an unsharpend pencil. i hope you learn that things like this just make you look like an idiot, mainly cuz it didn't make anysense for you to post something like this.

I was kidding. To quote Charlie Brown:
"Haven't you ever hear of sarcasm?"

  • 02.10.2005 8:43 PM PDT
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i know you were kidding. My Question is why make this pointless thread? if someone asked you then it would make since, but you randomly made this up for no reason at all.

  • 02.10.2005 8:52 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

I was using satire to show how rediculous(sp?) some zero tolerance policies are, as well as how over protective some parents can get. That is the true point to this thread. It was just presented in an indirect way.

  • 02.10.2005 8:55 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

I liked it at least.

  • 02.10.2005 8:58 PM PDT
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it doesn't matter! it's not like you are going to change those things.

  • 02.10.2005 9:01 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: ADiC327
it doesn't matter! it's not like you are going to change those things.

But we can still discuss them. Do you think the "Carmen Electra" thread is going to change anything? I hope not.

  • 02.10.2005 9:03 PM PDT
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Hmm, you know the word slaughter is very similar to the word laughter, I just noticed it while looking through the list of threads.

  • 02.10.2005 9:12 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: lobsterok
Hmm, you know the word slaughter is very similar to the word laughter, I just noticed it while looking through the list of threads.

"Remember kids, you can't spell slaughter without laughter!"

  • 02.10.2005 9:17 PM PDT
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Wow. If this weren't a satirical then I bet Bush himself would've agreed with you.

  • 02.10.2005 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: lobsterok
Hmm, you know the word slaughter is very similar to the word laughter, I just noticed it while looking through the list of threads.

"Remember kids, you can't spell slaughter without laughter!"


Haha! That's hilarious, that should go in someone's sig.

[Edited on 2/10/2005 9:43:30 PM]

  • 02.10.2005 9:43 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Stalking Puma
Posted by: un gato
Posted by: lobsterok
Hmm, you know the word slaughter is very similar to the word laughter, I just noticed it while looking through the list of threads.

"Remember kids, you can't spell slaughter without laughter!"


Haha! That's hilarious, that should go in someone's sig.

That's where I got it from. Not sure who, though.

  • 02.10.2005 9:49 PM PDT
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Very very well done satirical work. It is like the recipes for cooking babies that were presented to feed the starving people....heh, that's the satirical work that I think of when I see this....

  • 02.10.2005 10:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: ADiC327
i know you were kidding. My Question is why make this pointless thread? if someone asked you then it would make since, but you randomly made this up for no reason at all.


Random is in. Hawt. It's the new hippest thing. Apparently it hasn't emigrated to New Mombasa yet.

  • 02.10.2005 10:44 PM PDT
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It reminds me of Jonathon Swift's A Modest Proposal, which is probably what Spinkycleft was talking about, though not quite as hard hitting (just read that piece for a class). Your work was an interesting nonetheless.

  • 02.10.2005 11:28 PM PDT
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i really -blam!- hope thats sarcasm

  • 02.11.2005 3:59 AM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: kewlkat
i really -blam!- hope thats sarcasm

You're really -blam!- right.

  • 02.11.2005 3:52 PM PDT

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