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Any ideas?
-c

  • 02.11.2005 7:35 AM PDT

Build a small bridge out of popsicle sticks, place it on your boss' desk, and burn it. Then you can say you literally burned that bridge down.

  • 02.11.2005 7:37 AM PDT
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ok I need some background, What kind of job is it, and do you have friends with video cameras?

  • 02.11.2005 7:41 AM PDT
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wher do you work?

  • 02.11.2005 7:49 AM PDT
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okay, well first off, I'm not gonna quit my job, I just daydream about it all day.
I work in QA at a rising Machine Shop. Basically I make spreadsheets all day, give status reports, and eat lunch with potential clients. Very boring, very stressful. So, whatcha got?
-c

  • 02.11.2005 7:52 AM PDT
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I used to purposly f up things like knock over displays drop the product spill soda on computers. You know mistakes, if you want to have some fun take a week or two and space things apart. They will have new rules and signs up before you know it. Act the part be sorry, offer to help You'll be a legend.

  • 02.11.2005 7:53 AM PDT

Posted by: chuckchief
Very boring, very stressful.

Isn't that an oxymoron?

  • 02.11.2005 7:56 AM PDT

Make a spreadsheet outlining the number of employees that quit today. Include pie charts.

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Posted by: dmbfan09
Posted by: chuckchief
Very boring, very stressful.

Isn't that an oxymoron?


no. same stress can be boring. now, if i were to say, "It was fun being bored." that would be an oxymoron.
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  • 02.11.2005 8:00 AM PDT
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I was at my buddies apartment this weekend, in st louis, the rich part of st.louis, where its not uncommon to have 5 star restaurant on the same street as apartment complexes, we were out front of his apartment,smoking and talking to the only valet for this restaurant, and people with 300k cars would just pull up stop hand him their keys, and go on inside for dinner, and shows, for hours, .......... hmm, i cant wait untill he's ready to quit.

  • 02.11.2005 8:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: jbSPINE
I was at my buddies apartment this weekend, in st louis, the rich part of st.louis, where its not uncommon to have 5 star restaurant on the same street as apartment complexes, we were out front of his apartment,smoking and talking to the only valet for this restaurant, and people with 300k cars would just pull up stop hand him their keys, and go on inside for dinner, and shows, for hours, .......... hmm, i cant wait untill he's ready to quit.


haha, that's awesome...

-c

  • 02.11.2005 8:04 AM PDT
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Try to hump your bosses leg.

  • 02.11.2005 8:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: Socialist
Try to hump your bosses leg.

I tried, but he kept slapping me in the head with his shoe.
-c

  • 02.11.2005 9:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: The Urkitect
Make a spreadsheet outlining the number of employees that quit today. Include pie charts.


And don't forget the pies. Mmmmmmmmmm, pie.

  • 02.11.2005 9:35 AM PDT
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Get a sticky note...post it on your head that I QUIT...then repeatedly slam your head on your desk untill you knock yourself out.

  • 02.11.2005 9:37 AM PDT
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A. You don't want to quit unless you have another job.

B. You don't want to be fired bc you can't use them as a reference.

C. You'll never work at Bungie so will you ever really be happy?

  • 02.11.2005 10:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: SecondHandSm0ke
A. You don't want to quit unless you have another job.

B. You don't want to be fired bc you can't use them as a reference.

C. You'll never work at Bungie so will you ever really be happy?


A. I'm NOT gonna quit, as I explained earlier. I just want to sometimes. And, of course, I would need another job.

B. True.

C. If making a company money means working for them, then technically we ALL work for Bungie.

-c

  • 02.11.2005 10:38 AM PDT
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throw glitter in ur bosses face(glitter is hard to wash off) and say he/she blew a clown

  • 02.11.2005 10:50 AM PDT

They said you're a pistol-betch, whatever that means.~WebMaster
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I once had a freind who was complaining because they worked in a restaurant in which snobby folk would frequent. I jokingly gave the advice that they should spit in the cofee

Three days later they were fired for spitting in the cofee...

I don't give advice anymore.

On another note: Must suck spelling chief wrong in your name....

  • 02.11.2005 11:42 AM PDT
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[color=yellow]i found a really cool way to quit your job. it is a nutrigrain commercial lol. they talk about quitting jobs and babies and everything! here it is [/color]

  • 02.11.2005 12:31 PM PDT
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What you should do is...take a crap on the bosses desk and say I couldn't find the washroom and couldn't hold it in anylonger

  • 02.11.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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That Video Is the funniest commercial i've ever seen!

  • 02.11.2005 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Do it the Office Space way. If you have seen the movie, great one by the way. Your job is almost like the job in Office Space too.

  • 02.11.2005 2:14 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Run up and down the halls claiming that you're being chased by angry beavers.

  • 02.11.2005 2:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: The Urkitect
Make a spreadsheet outlining the number of employees that quit today. Include pie charts.
this is the best one so far.

smash everything you see into tiny little pieces. say that 'the voices' told you to do it or they would kill you.

i know, it's bad. just not in a creative mood today.

  • 02.11.2005 3:00 PM PDT

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