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Posted by: chuckchief
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Posted by: chuckchief
Very boring, very stressful.

Isn't that an oxymoron?


no. same stress can be boring. now, if i were to say, "It was fun being bored." that would be an oxymoron.
-c

Don't you mean a paradox?

  • 02.11.2005 3:24 PM PDT
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Check this out from Stick Death. com! It rocks!
http://www.stickdeath.com/frameset.htm
Its called the graduate,
Its about anger management,
Its funny
Have you seen it before?
That one was wrong-here it is
http://www.stickdeath.com/sdiam.html

[Edited on 2/12/2005 1:13:42 PM]

  • 02.12.2005 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: chuckchief
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Try to hump your bosses leg.

I tried, but he kept slapping me in the head with his shoe.
-c
let the boss hump your leg.

  • 02.12.2005 2:15 PM PDT
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Kill yourself? Nah. Too... permanent.

Skywriting? Nah. Too expensive.

Throw yourself a goodbye party... in the boss's office. Now that I like.

  • 02.13.2005 9:45 PM PDT
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If you worked for the Yankees you could tie the World Series trophy to your rear bumper and drive around in circles in the parking lot, all the while yelling bad things about George Steinbrenner through a mega phone.

Sorry, I geuss I have been watching too much Seinfeld lately.

  • 02.14.2005 12:18 AM PDT
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This is what you say to your boss, courtesy of Fight Club;


'And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.'

The. Best. Movie. Quote. Ever.

  • 02.14.2005 4:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: Link Lance
This is what you say to your boss, courtesy of Fight Club;


'And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.'

The. Best. Movie. Quote. Ever.


Thank you Mr. Durden. I am Jack's smirking revenge...
-c

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