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Subject: HALO MAD LIB
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Instrucions: The following is a mad lib my friend made when he was bored and i found you could do some fun stuff with it, so copy the following into your response then take out all the things like (VERB) and replace them wiht your own word. If there is something like (VERBing) it just means write a verb like "killing".

The master chief looked at cortana's (ADJECTIVE) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (COLOR) which meant that she was (EMOTION/FEELING).
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (ADJECIVE) covenant locked the doors and (VERBed) captain Keys. He was a (ADJECTIVE) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (ADJECTIVE) mission. Now we are (VERBed) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut of when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(EXCLAIMATION)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (ADVERB) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (VERBING) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (GUN).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (VERB) over there and (VERB) those (ADJECTIVE) covenant (NOUNplural)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (VERBing) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (VERBing) multible rounds into the (ADJECTIVE) jackals.

TO BE CONCLUDED

  • 06.21.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartanMC
Instrucions: The following is a mad lib my friend made when he was bored and i found you could do some fun stuff with it, so copy the following into your response then take out all the things like (VERB) and replace them wiht your own word. If there is something like (VERBing) it just means write a verb like "killing".

The master chief looked at cortana's (ADJECTIVE) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (COLOR) which meant that she was (EMOTION/FEELING).
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (ADJECIVE) covenant locked the doors and (VERBed) captain Keys. He was a (ADJECTIVE) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (ADJECTIVE) mission. Now we are (VERBed) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut of when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(EXCLAIMATION)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (ADVERB) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (VERBING) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (GUN).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (VERB) over there and (VERB) those (ADJECTIVE) covenant (NOUNplural)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (VERBing) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (VERBing) multible rounds into the (ADJECTIVE) jackals.

TO BE CONCLUDED


The master chief looked at Cortana's sizzling body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright red which meant that she was menstruating.
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasn't my fault the goofy covenant locked the doors and skull--blam!- captain Keys. He was a slutty captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this -blam!- mission. Now we are humped and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut of when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "SPOON!" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief deftly ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the chief peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals worm-hunting behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his battle-rifle.

"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna mosey on over there and -blam!- those -blam!- covenant -blam!-s." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safety provided by the hog and was strutting toward the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, spitting multiple rounds into the noobass jackals.

  • 06.21.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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[color=crimson]NOTE: I'm going to refrain from being perverted, which will indicate it's boring. ;][/color]

[color=white]The master chief looked at cortana's (luminescent) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (blue) which meant that she was (furious).

"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (blasted) covenant locked the doors and (captured) captain Keys. He was a (careless) captain anyways."

"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (damned) mission. Now we are (screwed) and its all your fault!"

"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut of when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(Holy Christmas, Batman!)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (nimbly) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (ducking) behind a rock.

The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (flamethrower).

"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.

"I'm gonna (poop) over there and (then beat the crap out of) those (ugly) covenant (Jackals)."

Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (sliding) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (unleashing) multible rounds into the (good-as-dead) jackals.[/color]

  • 06.21.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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it takes too long so i didnt do it
you should be happy i didnt do it
my mad libs make people sick to their stomachs

  • 06.21.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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[color=crimson]It was difficult trying to keep it from being perverted.[/color]

  • 06.21.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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they are no fun without profanity and sickness

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Make them profane and sick

  • 06.21.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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[color=crimson]I already did mine. 'Joo all need to do one, now! GO![/color]

  • 06.21.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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The master chief looked at cortana's (obese) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (orange) which meant that she was (Horny)
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (retarded) Covenant locked the doors and (gang-raped) captain Keys. He was a (Amateur) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (quickie) mission. Now we are (mocked) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut off when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (Energetically) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (Groping) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (BB gun ).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (fart) over there and (obliterate) those (naked) covenant (Pickle Massagers)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (dieting) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (rolling) multible rounds into the (raging) jackals.

  • 06.21.2004 7:08 PM PDT