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That I am a redneck.Damn.But I will say that I'm the most advanced redneck ever.
I proof-read this post at least twice. I suggest you do the same so you don't look like a moron."Then, on the 14th of September 3866, the 7th company of the Presian army, which had been posted in Cuîrt one week beforehand, crossed the Perdané into Ulastap and captured the city of Reiginkø on the other side of the river. This dashed all hopes of reaching a peaceful solution in the North-East.”
You only just realised? Sheesh!But yes, I must admit that you are advanced. I mean, only an advanced anything would hate MS. But most advanced? For that, you would have to Switch. :) - Reiginko
The first step is admittance. Bravo Ben, you've done well. we're here to support you. how long has it been since you last made love to your aunt?
Does this mean that I am the redneck overlord?
Yeah, the redneck civilization is getting pretty advanced, pretty soon there will even be....REDNECKS IN SPACE! </dramatic voice>
Posted by: Texas BenThat I am a redneck.Damn.But I will say that I'm the most advanced redneck ever. Isn't that a contradiction?advanced redneck
Posted by: PQZThe first step is admittance. Bravo Ben, you've done well. we're here to support you. how long has it been since you last made love to your aunt?Never. I'm serious though... I just realized that I share the exact same set of values and political beliefs of my uncle (another advanced redneck).Scared me.
Posted by: Metal NutzIsn't that a contradiction?advanced redneckNope.They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.
Posted by: Texas BenPosted by: Metal NutzIsn't that a contradiction?advanced redneckNope.They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.just because you hold the same political views and like guns does not make you a redneck
Posted by: Metal NutzPosted by: Texas BenPosted by: Metal NutzIsn't that a contradiction?advanced redneckNope.They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.just because you hold the same political views and like guns does not make you a redneckYou wouldn't say that if you knew me.Example: I have a confederate battle flag hanging in my room.That thing is so damn cool.And no, I'm not racist. so shut yer pie hole. [Edited on 2/12/2005 11:07:17 AM]
you of all people should have realized you are a redneck. you came up with the name texas ben yourself.
There is no shame in being a redneck, in fact, I'm rather proud of it. Drinking beer down by the canal with my buddies at sunset, shooting wild cats with the trusty gun, smoking cigars in the dugout. Its the life.
Tell me, what kind of political views does a redneck hold?
That of a republican.
Posted by: ShishkaEverything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.
My cousins are all rednecks too. Not to be mean, but when you see some of your cousins waving to the Sturges bikers as they come down your road is kinda pathetic.Me and my brother laughed as me drove past them. Oh, and we also saw two guys on croch-rockets(sp?) with the sturges people.?*L*<>
Let's not let this lead down the path of political discussion. You all know that it is banned in the B.net main forums. [shameless plug]There are other places where you can discuss politics without fear of retribution.[/shameless plug] - Reiginko[Edited on 2/12/2005 11:56:55 AM]
Posted by: KingcreamThat of a republican.^^Tru7h. But theres more to it than that.Theres the whole gun laws thing... and the Civil War thing... and lots of other things...
Which I was about to go in depth on, but thought better of.
Actually, not all rednecks share the same political views.Saskatchewan's government is quite left wing.
^^Tru7h. But theres more to it than that.Theres the whole gun laws thing... and the Civil War thing... and lots of other things...All this talk about how you love guns, then you put "Theres the whole gun laws thing". What are you trying to say? It helps to put your opinions about it... [Edited on 2/12/2005 12:07:58 PM]
Are invisiposts rednecks?
Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.
You know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.
Posted by: MCs BrotherYou know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.Really? hmmmm? The only logical answer I can come up with is that it's between Houston and Cape Canavral(sp?), Florida.
Posted by: ODST27Posted by: MCs BrotherYou know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.Really? hmmmm? The only logical answer I can come up with is that it's between Houston and Cape Canavral(sp?), Florida.Hmmm....."HEY HOUSTON!!!! The boys got into the freeze dried chili and they're teared up somethin' fierce. They broke the dern toilet and the blue stuff is everywhere!"[Edited on 2/12/2005 1:07:39 PM]