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Subject: I Just Realized...
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That I am a redneck.


Damn.

But I will say that I'm the most advanced redneck ever.

  • 02.12.2005 10:27 AM PDT

You only just realised? Sheesh!

But yes, I must admit that you are advanced. I mean, only an advanced anything would hate MS. But most advanced? For that, you would have to Switch. :)

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  • 02.12.2005 10:37 AM PDT
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The first step is admittance. Bravo Ben, you've done well. we're here to support you. how long has it been since you last made love to your aunt?

  • 02.12.2005 10:40 AM PDT
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Does this mean that I am the redneck overlord?

  • 02.12.2005 10:40 AM PDT
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Yeah, the redneck civilization is getting pretty advanced, pretty soon there will even be....

REDNECKS IN SPACE! </dramatic voice>

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Posted by: Texas Ben
That I am a redneck.


Damn.

But I will say that I'm the most advanced redneck ever.

Isn't that a contradiction?
advanced redneck

  • 02.12.2005 10:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: PQZ
The first step is admittance. Bravo Ben, you've done well. we're here to support you. how long has it been since you last made love to your aunt?


Never.

I'm serious though... I just realized that I share the exact same set of values and political beliefs of my uncle (another advanced redneck).

Scared me.

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Posted by: Metal Nutz
Isn't that a contradiction?
advanced redneck


Nope.

They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.

  • 02.12.2005 10:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Metal Nutz
Isn't that a contradiction?
advanced redneck


Nope.

They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.

just because you hold the same political views and like guns does not make you a redneck

  • 02.12.2005 10:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: Metal Nutz
Posted by: Texas Ben
Posted by: Metal Nutz
Isn't that a contradiction?
advanced redneck


Nope.

They live in cities, use technology, and are not incestuous, but hold the same political views and love of guns that they always have.

just because you hold the same political views and like guns does not make you a redneck


You wouldn't say that if you knew me.

Example: I have a confederate battle flag hanging in my room.

That thing is so damn cool.

And no, I'm not racist. so shut yer pie hole.

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you of all people should have realized you are a redneck. you came up with the name texas ben yourself.

  • 02.12.2005 11:13 AM PDT
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There is no shame in being a redneck, in fact, I'm rather proud of it. Drinking beer down by the canal with my buddies at sunset, shooting wild cats with the trusty gun, smoking cigars in the dugout. Its the life.

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Tell me, what kind of political views does a redneck hold?

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That of a republican.

  • 02.12.2005 11:43 AM PDT
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Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

My cousins are all rednecks too. Not to be mean, but when you see some of your cousins waving to the Sturges bikers as they come down your road is kinda pathetic.Me and my brother laughed as me drove past them.
Oh, and we also saw two guys on croch-rockets(sp?) with the sturges people.
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  • 02.12.2005 11:48 AM PDT

Let's not let this lead down the path of political discussion. You all know that it is banned in the B.net main forums. [shameless plug]There are other places where you can discuss politics without fear of retribution.[/shameless plug]

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Posted by: Kingcream
That of a republican.


^^Tru7h.

But theres more to it than that.

Theres the whole gun laws thing... and the Civil War thing... and lots of other things...

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Which I was about to go in depth on, but thought better of.

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Actually, not all rednecks share the same political views.
Saskatchewan's government is quite left wing.

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^^Tru7h.

But theres more to it than that.

Theres the whole gun laws thing... and the Civil War thing... and lots of other things...


All this talk about how you love guns, then you put "Theres the whole gun laws thing". What are you trying to say? It helps to put your opinions about it...



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Are invisiposts rednecks?

  • 02.12.2005 12:08 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.

  • 02.12.2005 12:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

Posted by: MCs Brother
You know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.

Really? hmmmm? The only logical answer I can come up with is that it's between Houston and Cape Canavral(sp?), Florida.

  • 02.12.2005 1:04 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
You know what I never understood? Why there's a space center in Alabama. That's just two things that shouldn't go together.

Really? hmmmm? The only logical answer I can come up with is that it's between Houston and Cape Canavral(sp?), Florida.

Hmmm.....


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