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I just wanted to share a funny experience I had.

Ran into this fellow named "ego" who was talking a lot of smack in a human weapons/bloodgulch CTF game. I know it's just a game but I don't really like it when people are instigating fights for no reason (and especially when they can't back it up). This guy ego thought he was the -blam!- and I dominated him for a while until he shut up (hooray for the odd person knowing when to ease off). Then this real beauty TanTriC comes in and quickly is convinced I am botting. I tell him to sightjack me and he goes "I have something better: vector!!"

I'm like, "...alright", and he continues with the accusations, landing the odd type/hog kill and then boasting about how I've been owned. So I settle back into my chair a little bit and get the ol' pistol going and then (and this is one of my favourite statements that always makes me laugh), he says "ok now I know FOR SURE that you're botting." I try to explain to him the crappy netcode and the whole concept of "lead" and the effectiveness of the pistol but he's not having any of it. He tells me he has 25 years of programming experience and asks how many years I have under my belt. I tell him I don't have any.

He then proceeds to type something similar to...
<exec botnoobdestroy.exe /stage1 /w /p>
into the chat box.... followed by stuff like "firewall disabled" and "wait for stage2!!"

At this point I was laughing pretty hard but playing along because I wanted him to believe I was actually buying into his bull-blam!-. Before I can spit he's "executed stage2" and is telling me to "enjoy your last day on the internet, kid". At the end of the game he's clearly had enough and executes the third and final stage (!!!!!) and tells me the virus has already sent itself to 43 of my contacts. When he realized I wasn't going anywhere, he just quit. I wish I had a video or console dump or something similar, it was priceless.

Now I've been up against some wacky characters in the past but this guy was a cut above and beyond. I would like to give him a prize.

So.. share your stories of idiots or laugh at this one or just let this thread die a quick painless death. I am bored.

Peace.

  • 05.27.2008 3:57 PM PDT
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Had the same thing happen to me once. He used the exact same botnoob thing on me. Some people are so full of -blam!- they can't even yawn without spewing forth a fat load.

  • 05.27.2008 4:12 PM PDT
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Yep, when people are like "I HAZ YOUR IP ADDRESS!"
The internet is dangerous!

  • 05.27.2008 4:17 PM PDT
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I used to get that kind of stuff all the time, then I started playing stratagy games for like months on end and now I'm accusing people of it. lol

And there was this one occasion where I was helping a friend film something and this kid said he could hack me. I love idiots.

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  • 05.27.2008 6:11 PM PDT

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*hands Kim a crowbar*
Here you will need this to help you get your foot out of the back of your throat, looks llike its in there pretty deep. And what is that on your face? Egg?! *hands Kim a washcloth*

What I like to do to these people is tell them my IP is 127.0.0.1 and the worst part is they almost never get it.

  • 05.27.2008 7:46 PM PDT

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My favorite and probably the most common are the DDOS threats. Was sitting in the MAW server one day, me and Fodder Force were just screwing around and then some 'pro' guy joined. Was owning us of course, but was getting so worked up about it was hilarious. Me and Fodder combined forces and miraculously killed him once with a lucky nade, and he was furious. Insulted the MAW~ clan, called us aimbotters, kept making excuses, willing to do or say anything to convince himself that he is in fact the god he thinks he is. Threatened us with a DDOS attack. He left saying a ddos would follow shortly.
Nothing happened.
Suprise.

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What I like to do to these people is tell them my IP is 127.0.0.1 and the worst part is they almost never get it.
Haha, imagine how much epic fail there would be if they sent a virus.

  • 05.28.2008 3:35 AM PDT
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I have actually been ddosed before by my own request.

Router blocked it and he was wtfing in vent.

  • 05.28.2008 3:47 PM PDT

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The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

funny story, have had similar encounters, but nothing as dramatic...lolz indeed

  • 05.28.2008 4:39 PM PDT
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Script kiddiez are funny.

  • 05.28.2008 4:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Nessy

The bungie.net community is the halo PC community that is renowned for being unbelieveably sucky.

fear the vector

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The cereal? Because I swear to god that stuff will kill you if you turn your back on it.

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i do this too peeple to cuz everytim i kill someone bc im a really gud player an they say i use aim robots and i asy if u dont stop i hack ur computr with a program cuz im a really good with comps too. im prolly one of the bets players on halo pc and every1 even cries when i play agastn them maybe.

oh and statixks that 147.0.0.1.0 thing jus sends a virus to ppl i now that bc im good wtth pcs. i now moor then u do to

  • 05.29.2008 1:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

Posted by: fuzzy bunny
i do this too peeple to cuz everytim i kill someone bc im a really gud player an they say i use aim robots and i asy if u dont stop i hack ur computr with a program cuz im a really good with comps too. im prolly one of the bets players on halo pc and every1 even cries when i play agastn them maybe.

oh and statixks that 147.0.0.1.0 thing jus sends a virus to ppl i now that bc im good wtth pcs. i now moor then u do to


again, lol

If you are so goot at HPC, then what is your Xfire name and in-game name?

  • 05.29.2008 1:45 PM PDT
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Frog Blast the Vent Core!

Kinda useless to say that, as he'll disappear for a week then come back with another retarded post.

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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

It's been 26 days since the last FB sighting.*

Before that it was 2 months.*

At least the entertainment is getting more close together, time-wise. :-p

*based on time between posts shown in its profile

  • 05.29.2008 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: fuzzy bunny
i do this too peeple to cuz everytim i kill someone bc im a really gud player an they say i use aim robots and i asy if u dont stop i hack ur computr with a program cuz im a really good with comps too. im prolly one of the bets players on halo pc and every1 even cries when i play agastn them maybe.

oh and statixks that 147.0.0.1.0 thing jus sends a virus to ppl i now that bc im good wtth pcs. i now moor then u do to
I'm almost convinced that this is actually Johnny Orcface in disguise or someone just pretending to be a dumb ass because no one is this retarded or absurdly arrogant.

  • 05.29.2008 3:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: okay player
I just wanted to share a funny experience I had.

Ran into this fellow named "ego" who was talking a lot of smack in a human weapons/bloodgulch CTF game. I know it's just a game but I don't really like it when people are instigating fights for no reason (and especially when they can't back it up). This guy ego thought he was the -blam!- and I dominated him for a while until he shut up (hooray for the odd person knowing when to ease off). Then this real beauty TanTriC comes in and quickly is convinced I am botting. I tell him to sightjack me and he goes "I have something better: vector!!"

I'm like, "...alright", and he continues with the accusations, landing the odd type/hog kill and then boasting about how I've been owned. So I settle back into my chair a little bit and get the ol' pistol going and then (and this is one of my favourite statements that always makes me laugh), he says "ok now I know FOR SURE that you're botting." I try to explain to him the crappy netcode and the whole concept of "lead" and the effectiveness of the pistol but he's not having any of it. He tells me he has 25 years of programming experience and asks how many years I have under my belt. I tell him I don't have any.

He then proceeds to type something similar to...
<exec botnoobdestroy.exe /stage1 /w /p>
into the chat box.... followed by stuff like "firewall disabled" and "wait for stage2!!"

At this point I was laughing pretty hard but playing along because I wanted him to believe I was actually buying into his bull-blam!-. Before I can spit he's "executed stage2" and is telling me to "enjoy your last day on the internet, kid". At the end of the game he's clearly had enough and executes the third and final stage (!!!!!) and tells me the virus has already sent itself to 43 of my contacts. When he realized I wasn't going anywhere, he just quit. I wish I had a video or console dump or something similar, it was priceless.

Now I've been up against some wacky characters in the past but this guy was a cut above and beyond. I would like to give him a prize.

So.. share your stories of idiots or laugh at this one or just let this thread die a quick painless death. I am bored.

Peace.

LOL hilarious!

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Posted by: Master Kim
I'm almost convinced that this is actually Johnny Orcface in disguise or someone just pretending to be a dumb ass because no one is this retarded or absurdly arrogant.


Nah, even Orcface isn't that retarded.

  • 05.29.2008 4:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kitty Eat Snow
I have actually been ddosed before by my own request.

Router blocked it and he was wtfing in vent.


Guess he fails, since you don't just 'router block' a DDoS.

[Edited on 05.29.2008 6:21 PM PDT]

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I'm no expert on networking since its confusing as -blam!-, but my theory was that when he sent the packets over my router blocked it because it usually blocks incoming IP's like that.

But like I said I don't really know. He could not ping me in CMD either.

  • 05.29.2008 7:08 PM PDT

Slaying noobs since 2007.

Posted by: fuzzy bunny
i do this too peeple to cuz everytim i kill someone bc im a really gud player an they say i use aim robots and i asy if u dont stop i hack ur computr with a program cuz im a really good with comps too. im prolly one of the bets players on halo pc and every1 even cries when i play agastn them maybe.

oh and statixks that 147.0.0.1.0 thing jus sends a virus to ppl i now that bc im good wtth pcs. i now moor then u do to
Why don't you come back another time? Like when you hit puberty and know how to spell "more". Oh, by the way, Static could own you without having to even to utter one word. Boy, someone should have gotten your mom off your cousin...

  • 05.29.2008 8:06 PM PDT

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Wow fuzzy, ur really annoying. In your little head asy=say, more=moor, cool=-blam!-.

  • 05.30.2008 5:49 AM PDT