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Subject: What would you do with a grunt?
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Poll: What would you do with a grunt?  [closed]
Intercourse. (Ewww):  14%
(5 Votes)
Watch T.V.:  8%
(3 Votes)
Eat Cumquats. (A Cumquat is a Fruit):  3%
(1 Votes)
Watch a Sunset. :  3%
(1 Votes)
Fight.:  0%
(0 Votes)
Play Halo 2.:  25%
(9 Votes)
Poke fun at the grunt until it cries.:  14%
(5 Votes)
Have a staring contest.:  33%
(12 Votes)
Total Votes: 36

Well... everyone loves gunts here at bungie.net. So what would you guys like to do with a grunt? Just for reading this post, here is a grunt song from me to you guys.

I am a grunt that's grunty.
*Da, Da*
But please don't hunt me.
*Da, Da*
With your dual wielding pistols or your plasma swords.
Come on you guys, were not playing grunt killing warlords.
*Da, Da*
I'm short and chubby.
But you know you love me.
*Da, Da*
That's it for my grunty song.
*Da, Da*
Next time won't you sing along?

  • 02.12.2005 10:19 PM PDT
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Strap C4 to its body and throw it at you.

Then press the detonator.

  • 02.12.2005 11:22 PM PDT
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For some reason have a staring contest made me crack up.

  • 02.12.2005 11:22 PM PDT
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You know, short fat things that have stubby legs really turn me on...

  • 02.13.2005 3:43 AM PDT
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Make it bend of backwards into an arch shape until it's spine breaks and it's legs fall off. Then make it breathe oxygen until it dies.






I still haven't got over the time when one grunt killed me. All by himself.

  • 02.13.2005 3:57 AM PDT
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Usally.........

What i do with a Grunt


I beat him too death with his own Body

  • 02.13.2005 4:33 AM PDT
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Have a throwing contest with my friends.

  • 02.13.2005 4:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: Socialist
You know, short fat things that have stubby legs really turn me on...


What, like Jimmy Krankie? Eww...

  • 02.13.2005 5:14 AM PDT
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I'd poke fun at it until it cries or punch it until it says something funny.

Once on the level Oracle: I shot a grunt with the PP and it said: "But, Arbiter, friend!"

  • 02.13.2005 7:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Smoke604
Posted by: Socialist
You know, short fat things that have stubby legs really turn me on...


What, like Jimmy Krankie? Eww...


Whos that? Have you got his number? Sounds just like the kind of person I am looking for.

  • 02.13.2005 8:22 AM PDT
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I would bring him to shcool and amaze all my friends with him and then when they made him mad he would whoop out a plasma pistol and burn them all!!!!!!!!!

  • 02.13.2005 8:47 AM PDT
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Everything will be gone long before me. When the first living thing was born, I was here, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

I would play Halo 2 with/against it and then poke fun of it till it cries.

  • 02.13.2005 8:50 AM PDT
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I'd place bets on it in a cokc fight down in Mexico.

:' ) what a champ he'll be!
(Yes I know misspelling)

[Edited on 2/13/2005 9:02:36 AM]

  • 02.13.2005 8:57 AM PDT
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i would own that grunty noo* in multiplayer!!! then make him watch as i kill his brothers in campaign!!

  • 02.13.2005 9:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: Socialist
Posted by: Smoke604
Posted by: Socialist
You know, short fat things that have stubby legs really turn me on...


What, like Jimmy Krankie? Eww...


Whos that? Have you got his number? Sounds just like the kind of person I am looking for.


You must know Jimmy Krankie! The short, chubby, old scottish woman who used to be on UK childrens TV. Dressed like an 8 year old boy, and always getting into allegedly 'hilarious' situations....

  • 02.13.2005 11:54 AM PDT
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Do you what I do with a grunt? I'd get one and fry it and cut it open and fry it's organs. Then I'll sell it on ebay titling "Real Organs of a Dog!!!" Let's see how many bidders will bid.

  • 02.13.2005 12:01 PM PDT
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Yuo guys are mean to little grunts, why not another covnant species?

  • 02.13.2005 12:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Smoke604
Posted by: Socialist
Posted by: Smoke604
Posted by: Socialist
You know, short fat things that have stubby legs really turn me on...


What, like Jimmy Krankie? Eww...


Whos that? Have you got his number? Sounds just like the kind of person I am looking for.


You must know Jimmy Krankie! The short, chubby, old scottish woman who used to be on UK childrens TV. Dressed like an 8 year old boy, and always getting into allegedly 'hilarious' situations....


Oh forgotten about her. Ah she is old news. Nothing special.

  • 02.13.2005 2:07 PM PDT
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I would make him my butler, and if he does something bad, I will burn his butt with a overcharged plasma pistol.

  • 02.13.2005 2:59 PM PDT
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He will be my serveant and pet.
he would sleep on the foot of my bed
and make me breakfast in the mornings.

  • 02.13.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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play yukioh

  • 02.13.2005 3:55 PM PDT