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I'm new to these forums, a stranger in these parts. I have picked up a little of the local lingo, but there is still much to learn. Could someone please show me the local sights, colourful natives and teach me a little of the local language? Any in jokes explained would be appreciated also.

Thank you for your time.

  • 02.13.2005 5:26 AM PDT
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Oooook, your 30 second guide to bungie forums, and the flood.


1) Don't say n...o...o...b. It will get you blacklisted. Case in point, me.

2) If someone says about the yellow banshee, it was a long running hoax that you could get one on Halo 2, as with yellow warthog.

3) "The ninjas" refer to the forum moderators. Be wary of them.

4) Any really specific Halo 2 questions asked on the flood will just get a reply saying to post in New Mombasa.

5) New Mombasa is known to the The flood as being full of idiots and noo..., well, you get the idea. People are saying that NM is coming over to the Flood, due to the increase in pointless posts.

6) There are some forum regulars, like Texas Ben, Xeroh, Randomlyissued and MC's brother. They normally make the best/funniest posts.

7) Red vs. Blue is a great site where they make funny films based on Halo. Google it.

  • 02.13.2005 6:29 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Heh. Here's sopme local language:

Dumd
*smokes bubble pipe*

  • 02.13.2005 7:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Heh. Here's sopme local language:

Dumd
*smokes bubble pipe*


always remember the word dumd, always

  • 02.13.2005 9:09 AM PDT
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Never, and I mean never, piss of the mods.....they know where you live.

  • 02.13.2005 9:28 AM PDT
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better yet they know where your mom sleeps.

  • 02.13.2005 9:39 AM PDT
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I know where your mum sleeps. Yes, my precious, yeeees...

  • 02.13.2005 10:09 AM PDT
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Thanks for the info. The mum jokes are a little wierd...

Am I right in guessing that someone thought dumb was spelt 'dumd' thus immortalising him forever in the bungie halls of stupidity?

How many ninjas are there? Who are they?

Edit: Oh yes and I have seen some of redvsblue. My favourite is episode 39 - "Oh you -blam!- camper -blam!-!" "Its a legitimate strategy!"

[Edited on 2/13/2005 11:55:33 AM]

  • 02.13.2005 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaBiscuits
Thanks for the info. The mum jokes are a little wierd...

Am I right in guessing that someone thought dumb was spelt 'dumd' thus immortalising him forever in the bungie halls of stupidity?

How many ninjas are there? Who are they?

Edit: Oh yes and I have seen some of redvsblue. My favourite is episode 39 - "Oh you -blam!- camper -blam!-!" "Its a legitimate strategy!"


I'm not sure how many ninjas are there but here are all I can name. Shishka, Reginioko (spelling), Yoozel, Recon Number #54, Achronos (overlord of Bungie), and Chris547 or something) There are more but wait I forgot stosh. (I'm also a regular here posting "acceptable" posts.

  • 02.13.2005 11:57 AM PDT
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MY favorite redvsblue episode is Laid out Plans

  • 02.13.2005 11:59 AM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Here are some other tips that will help you out:

* Banshee Barron and The Rip Saw are the most revered of all members

* Always use 'lazy links'... or at least clickable. Everyone hates copy-and-paste ones

* Spell correctly

* Truth is now spelt Tru7h, but only in cases of extreme rightness

* Don't be use -blam!-

* Post in the right forum.

Theres more than that, but that's a good starter.
If you have any more questions, you can fire me a PM... I know most stuff about these here forums, and If there's a question I can't answer, chances are I'll know someone who can.

I'll leave you with some various Tru7hs we have discovered over the years:

Se7en is Darker
Somewhere in the heavens... They are waiting
This soffish do not eat!

Theresx more, but I forget right now.

  • 02.13.2005 12:22 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

You finding Ling-Ling's head?

  • 02.13.2005 12:24 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

TSP - What you post when you get invisos. Invisos are when a post won't show up.

  • 02.13.2005 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloFREAK99635
I'm not sure how many ninjas are there but here are all I can name. Shishka, Reginioko (spelling), Yoozel, Recon Number #54, Achronos (overlord of Bungie), and Chris547 or something) There are more but wait I forgot stosh. (I'm also a regular here posting "acceptable" posts.


You'd think that regulars would know how to spell "Reiginko" and remember mods like Sigma, goweb, and MakaVeli4LIfe1.

  • 02.13.2005 12:29 PM PDT
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What does don't be use -blam!- mean?

  • 02.13.2005 12:30 PM PDT

¬.¬

isn't anyone actually going to welcome the new guy? i will.

welcome to Bungie.Net!

now some advice: don't create a thread about something that has already been discussed, especially if it's about golden stuff, people who cheat, how halo is sooooo much better than halo 2 or being banned from live for no reason.

hope that helps.

happy posting!

  • 02.13.2005 12:36 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: NinjaBiscuits
How many ninjas are there? Who are they?


Forum Ninjas:

Shishka
Stosh
Reiginko
Sigma
Yoozel
Makaveli4life1
Goweb
Chris547
Recon Number 54

Bungie Employees:
Anchronos (fear this one)
Frankie (laugh at this one)
Sketch Factor (Respect this one)
AGDT Tinman
BlondeBeard
Sawnose

Bungie.net key members:

The Rip Saw
Banshee Barron
Eagle 117 (theory guy)
GameJunkieJim
MCs Brother
Obbiquiet
Davestar (hate him)
Charizard (hate him, and fear his links)

B.net culture/old jokes:

Bubble pipes *puffs bubble pipe*

The hole

New Mombasa-- general term for a place full of idiots, in reference to the forum here; New Mombasa, which used to be really really bad and full of idiots.

<bashes head on keyboard>--MCs brother's thing... don't use it

See the "quote of the year" sticky at the top for more...

  • 02.13.2005 12:37 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Posted by: NinjaBiscuits
What does don't be use -blam!- mean?


It means don't use the term -blam!-, because talking like that is -blam!-. Know why? Because chicks are for -blam!-s.

  • 02.13.2005 12:40 PM PDT

¬.¬

Posted by: MCs Brother
TSP - What you post when you get invisos. Invisos are when a post won't show up.
i'm still learning stuff too. like this. i didn't actually know that.

it's the blam! filter all over again.

  • 02.13.2005 12:42 PM PDT
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Welcome to Bungie.

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Ohhhhh ya. I almost forgot. A cookie is the highest award one can receive from another forum member.

And if you get a Shatterstar cookie... well then, you are lucky indeed.

Probbrabbly because Shatterstar hasn't been here since forever.

[Edited on 2/13/2005 12:44:06 PM]

  • 02.13.2005 12:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Welcome to the forum. Watch out for low flying defense drones.


And keyboard bashing.

  • 02.13.2005 12:43 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Welcome to the forum. Watch out for low flying defense drones.


And keyboard bashing.

..........<bashes head against keyboard>

  • 02.13.2005 12:47 PM PDT
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You're pretty agressive.

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