- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Go in and build a fortress. Then bring the woodland creatures into submission. Then I will harvest Orcs by the millions. When the entire Eden is completely wasted, I will leave and proceed to take over the world. And by the way, I'm an ultra conservative autocratic (my version of totalitarian government) that takes similar approaches as anarcho-syndicalists.
You see, since Frodo doesn't really exist, I won't fail.