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Subject: What's your best or funniest Halo 1 story
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this isnt all that great..i had better, but i cant rember.

i was on truth and reconcilliation (uhh...) and in that big hanger place the marines and me were fighting and then i killed an elite. the marine ran up to it and said something like "i know your still alive!" and started shooting him. that annoyed me, so i stuck a little plasma grenade on him. he went crazy and blew up. all the marines started shooting at me, meanwhile elites and jackals were firing..ahh man.

also, we were at silent cartagrapher, and the marine shot the dead elite "i know your still alive!" and he shot the other marine. he said sorry.

a grunt killed me in POA. he said Woo hoo!

  • 06.22.2004 1:12 AM PDT
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Im not going to answer because this is the wrong forum for this topic. Please post this in The Library

[Edited on 6/22/2004 1:22:40 AM]

  • 06.22.2004 1:22 AM PDT
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i've had countless system-link stories..

the funniest co-op story was when we killed all of Keyes' "guards" on the level Keyes, on legendary, and we accidently checkpointed. he started nading us and nading himself, so we had to boot it through 4 invisimo elites and the very end of the level. it was funny, because if we stopped, we had a nade at our butts. and we kept watching him kill himself.

hm.. a few funny stories i remember..

4 to 4, blood gulch, the last flag being driven to their base.. i was right behind him, in the other warthog, and i thought all was lost.. he drove straight into the base, jumped out, and i plowed into the back of him. he got smashed against the wall. i jumped out, spawned our flag back at our base, grabbed theirs, and ran for the hogs. made it back.. 5 to 4.. it was great.

a few really crazy times where a nade just happened to be in the right place at the right time, and a rocket just happened to hit the hog that happened to hit the nade that happened to be there. :D

another, differently crazy time, when my "newby" friends were playing. the guy is jumping behind a hill, i shoot him once, he yells from across the room "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILL ME I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE".. and he JUMPS UP AGAIN (for God knows WHAT reason), and i shoot him in the head. he comes over, throws me against the wall and is about to beat the -blam!- out of me.. luckily they pulled him away.. i was just about to open a can.. >.> <.< ^.^

a 4 to 4 game, the last flag being driven back to our base, with a sniper and pistolers on its tail.. the hog being blasted into the air by a nade, and the flag flying straight on top of our base, where one of our guys grabs it and hops inside for the win.. and the immediate shout and holler from all of us, just as the ANTIQUE bed breaks, and we all fall to the ground.. and remembering my feet had been under the bed not 2 minutes before that...

and the game following that, where we name ourselves "SORRY" "WE" "BROKE" "YOUR" "BED", because we refused to tell the owner of the house.. he came in after the game and flipped out on us.

  • 06.22.2004 1:25 AM PDT
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ahhhhh...
a classic story is when you throw a Pnade on a grunt and he says 'not again'

or on TaR when i fell of a ledge in front of 2 elites and hit one in the face and he died as if i's hit him in the back and the other elite runs past me with a grunt following plus i didnt have AC

plus this should be posted in the libary forum

  • 06.22.2004 1:33 AM PDT
Subject: What's your best or funniest Halo 1 story
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It was On the Keyes level and I got trapped and i was on the second level of the shuttle bay I was by the covie turrets and the flood and covie were coming and I was firing shotgun round after round and started whip'n grenades at them but what I forgot was that all the flood had grenades and when they die they drop and so as I realize what I've done I start to back pedal and all the grenades start to blow up and launch the turrets killing me and my hopes of saving the world or until I reload.

  • 06.22.2004 1:07 AM PDT
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I was playing The Maw on co-op. Me and my friend were beating it on Legendary so we could see the extended ending. As soon as we ditched the warthog and headed out on foot towards the ship, my friend said "I'm so close to seeing Johnson i can taste it". I laughed for almost half an hour. And for those simps who can't figure out whats so funny, Johnson means dick.( plus the person who said it was a guy).

  • 06.22.2004 6:10 AM PDT
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One LAN match of Team Deathmatch i had a rocket launcher on sidewinder... and i would randomly shot rockets into the uper areas of the bases and i would always get at least one kill... until we are 9 kills away from finishing the game. I shot a rocket into the uper part of the base and after it exploaded i didnt get the kill message... and i was dissapointed (cause for a while there i had a lucky streak) but 30 seconds later i get a kill message even though i hadn't shot any weapon for that 30 seconds... me and my friend laughed our asses off.

  • 06.22.2004 9:32 AM PDT

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Funniest moment was on AOTCR, a threw a grenade by a grunt, it exploded and made a grenade go onto the grunts foot, and he went onto the cliff (the one where the dropship comes in, with the curved slope). His arm was stuck like he was rock climbing! Also, I shot a rocket for no reason, enemy respawned on Blue Base BG, and he just grabbed the sniper rifle. As soon as he turns around: BOOOOOMMMMMM! He couldn't do anything about it. It was hilarious. He also fainted it scared him so much!

  • 06.22.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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It was on the Maw. Me and my cousin just bailed out of the warthog im almost to the ship on legendary(it was also our 1st time beating it) i get hit with a fuelrod i yelled HUNTERS!! and my cousin is all "its a grunt".

  • 06.22.2004 11:39 AM PDT

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I was playing co-op on legendary with a friend on the T and R. We made it to the grav. lift and got sucked up into the ship. Our Marines were getting their asses handed to them and we were trying to kill all of the gold elites that kept coming in. Finally, all of our Marines die, and its just us and a gold elite. "Oh, just one, we can take him." I said. Another door opens, and another Elite steps through. "Two, ok, one of us is gonna die, but we can take care of them." Another door opens, another gold Elite. "Uhh..." Another door opens, and another steps out. Finally one more gold Elite steps out, and we now had five to take care of. "THAT"S NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!" I yelled as we backed up through a door and all of the Elites closed in. We threw grenades at them, got cut down, and caused a chain reaction. The door magically locked all of the Elites in with us, so they all died too. We couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes.

  • 06.22.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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on truth and recconciliation keyes was in his cell i opened it and i threw 2 plasam nades on captain keyes and after the movie was over the captain woild blow up it would have gone forever it was funny

  • 06.22.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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i remember when i was playing sidewinder with my church, it was 7 vs 7 and i was bule, the red team just left the base and came after us, so once we realised it, we had guarded our base, and i realized then, they could still get through, so at one point, we had 2 ghost, 3 people inside, and 2 tanks out side and a warthog guarding the out side, only one got past the outside forces, but the ghost cut his head off

  • 06.23.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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* I played 'The Maw' with someone who had only being playing Multiplayer (not Campaign) for about 2 weeks. We get the the 'Light Fuse, Run Away' and started on blowing up the reactors. I thought I'd let him have a go using the 'drop down to reactor and throw grenade' method. I got him down onto the ledge after some instructions and a lot of time. By the time he was where he was meant to be the exhaust cover shut behind him locking him in it. I thought I'd fool around a bit and carry on taking out the reactors without him. He was shouting "Let me out!", so I told him to blow himself up but he only had 1 frag grenade, but also had completely full life so it didn't work. I got back to the reactor he was stuck in and quickly opened it up. He was right at the other end of the exhaust so while I blew up the reactor he was still making his way out. It closed with him inside (but he almost made it!). So I carried on and spawned himback when I hit the checkpoint. He was so angry because he thought I'd do the rest of the level with him stuck in the tunnel.

* Playing 'The Maw' on legendary with an equally good player as me we got to the Warthog section. He jumped in as driver and I quickly jumped in the side seat. At the first room where you go through the little tunnel I stupidly shot the explodin flood carrier and took us out. We carried on regardless and ended up getting about 50m away from the Longsword Fighter. So basically, if I wasn't so trigger happy then we would have probably beaten the Warthog section first time.

* On 'The Maw' with me and another good player we raced each other on the end section with Warthogs. It was AMAZING! We try it quite regulary now and it never gets boring.

* I was getting bored of defending my base on Blood Gulch. I decided to go get the tank and spice things up a little. Heading towards it out of the back entrance on the floor I threw a grenade for no reason (maybe bordem). At the exact same time, 3 of the enemy was making an assault on the base in a Warthog (yet no team mates told me, maybe too interested in attacking). They swung around the back. My grenade stuck to the driver of the Warthog, killing him and flipping the Warthog. Before the remaining attackers knew what was happening I put a faceful of pellets by each of them.

  • 06.24.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Multiplayer, CTF, Blood Gulch. I'm on one of the sides with the sniper rifle covering the enemy base. One of my teammates is waiting next to me until I clear some enemies out. I'm on 10x zoom, and an enemy pops up. All of a sudden as I'm about to fire I see a big red blur in front of me--my teammate crossing my line of fire--and he gets capped. Of all the places to walk at all the times to walk there...

  • 06.24.2004 1:56 PM PDT
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We were at school playing a capture the flag match in Blood Gulch. Nothing too exciting was happening and my friend Eric was at the top of the base looking across the plain for enemies to shoot. Well I just stood infront of him, my little dude staring right at his, then he'd move the sniper rifle to see, and I'd run right infront of it. Then all of a sudden from the other side of the room I hear "TIFFANY"... then he shot me.

Not really funny if you weren't me, but I still crack up about it.

  • 06.24.2004 2:16 PM PDT
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no my fav was on The Maw with my m8 (we were also doin for the first time) well anyway we were on the part right next to the engine room where u go thru the access tunnels, well we were just sitting in the tunnels facing the main corridor while all the flood were tryin to get us an were simply blowin the crap out of them with shotguns, anyway we were shooting solid fo about 3 mins (thats a really long time when u think about it) an there was this huge pile of flood bodies my m8 randomly popped out with "oh look, hamburger hill" that was it for me, i had to pause the game because i was bent with laughter, when we both finally calmed down and returned to the game i lobbed a frag at the pile, my m8 who had died in the same spot earler, well his body came flyin down the corridor towards us in that swimming in mid-air motion that it does, that was it, we could play no longer, we jus fell about the floor crying with laughter at this body that had come flying directly down the corridortowards me w00t

another time, although this was online, i was in the back of a rocket hog an was driving back to base with the flag, this rocket dude enemy was pursuing us and as we jumped over a hill i shot close to him, i couldnt see if it hit because he went behind a hill, then i read "you kill [SSO]Aimer" im like w0000000t, PHAT, I RULE, that is without doubt the funniest thing i have ever done

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  • 06.24.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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I was warthog jumping on Silent Cartographer and i had already opened the sercuroty door. So i came back to where the 2 hunters are on the beach(where the door is) and im trying to hog jump. On the edge of the beach, i killed all the marinesand had like 10 nades rdy but the hog is somewhere else. I go to get the hog and a hunter chases me after he saw me and im like "CRAP!" So his friend sees me too. They charge me(close together) and i backpedal. I throw a nade on the pile and boh of them fly higher than any hog ive ever seen. They were right next to each other in mid air and i watch. So i let go of my keyboard just to watch. They fall on me and i die.

Also, on Keyes, the part where there is one shade and like 80 flood combats charge. So instead of using the shade i decide to use the an AR and shotty for a challenge. I get them all in a pile( with their nades[many]) and there was one more wave of 10 or so to come. I chuck another nade and all 10 fly like hell and they land OUTSIDE theship. Glitchy -blam!-y

  • 06.24.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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heh, It would have to be when me and a freind were playing the level Truth and Reconciliation, me and him killed everybody except for Captain Keyes. We didn't feel like fighting so we let the Cap'n do all the work. When we got to the part with the invisable Elites with swords, he got killed a couple of times. So we was going to sniper one. Captain Keyes walks right in front of the gun with a big stupid grin on his face, right then, the Elite came up behind him and smacked him in the back, I couldn't stop laughing! lol

  • 06.24.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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One time on the Maw, me and my nephew were playin on legendary, at the light fuse, run away part, some how he managed to get stuck inside of the exaust tubeing (that you have to pull pack) and then i got killed while trying to finish the level and was respawned inside of the exaust tubeing with him, and we both kept dieing because of the radiation or something like that. Finally we just gave up on getting out and hit the revert to save.

One time i was sneaking around in one of the rooms in AotCR and tossed a frag into the middle of some covies and blew up a jackel, and the rest of the covies just kinda stood there looking at the dead jackel, then of course they died.

  • 06.24.2004 4:56 PM PDT
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my 2 friends and i linked up (me by self and them on a different tv) and played bording action and nobody had seen each other for lik 10 to 15 min... so i decided to grab a rocket launcher..........out of the slit without even aiming or even looking i fire a rocket in hopes battle would find me......little did i know that when i did that my friend ben stepped out to the ledge to snipe having the rocket hit him square in the chest.....i laughed for days on that one i mean who gets hit with a probe shot.

  • 06.24.2004 6:43 PM PDT