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Subject: Isn't it obvious what Smuggler is?

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I'm not sure which is funnier, the content of your post, or people responding thinking you're serious.

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  • 06.01.2008 1:53 AM PDT
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  • 06.01.2008 1:54 AM PDT

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WOW... to all of idiots.. ( i only read first page cuz im lazy =p) HE IS MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE ALL OF THIS "EVIDENCE" AND SAY WHAT MAP IT IS!!! *note: the CAPS is for emphasis*

  • 06.01.2008 1:57 AM PDT
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Your saying instead of one succesor and one remake. Now we get annnother Lockout but exactly the same. No, the code name Smuggler has robbed you of your own common sence my good sir. And if Smuggler is Lockout well... I'll kick my self in the head and sit on a broom stick.

  • 06.01.2008 1:59 AM PDT

You know I'm smart.

You know I love to act dumb.

this is a joke right?

  • 06.01.2008 2:08 AM PDT

Take the path of least resistance.

I highly doubt that they would do that.

  • 06.01.2008 2:10 AM PDT

How can someone possible take him seriously while having the mental capacity to formulate thoughts into words and type those words on a keyboard?

Geat post, I loved it. And I'm sure you're getting a great deal of satisfaction from the people that took you seriously.

  • 06.01.2008 2:12 AM PDT
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Bungie is actually run by a toaster. The other kitchen appliances do the dirty work of keeping everyone in line.

-captain kmart

i think it is relic because



the crashed albatross could be replaced with a a smugglers ship

there is lots of water

a lookout post for watching for army and police officers

flood outbreak- they could have used it as a biological weapon

and a base for storing items


SIMPLE

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  • 06.01.2008 2:18 AM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

You have a lot of evidnece here but I'm just going to say that it's a massive coincidence.
But on the other hand, if we had a 100% remake of Lockout I will be very happy.

Edit: Lol, I cracked, yep It's a joke.

[Edited on 06.01.2008 2:28 AM PDT]

  • 06.01.2008 2:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Godzillayates1
Your saying instead of one succesor and one remake. Now we get annnother Lockout but exactly the same. No, the code name Smuggler has robbed you of your own common sence my good sir. And if Smuggler is Lockout well... I'll kick my self in the head and sit on a broom stick.


UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!

Absolutely amazing!!!!!

I posted on this yesterday and I cant believe 24 hours later, people are still THIS stupid!

Seriously get a -blam!- education you stupid morons.

  • 06.01.2008 2:42 AM PDT

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Hmmmm, Smuggler stands for: stupid, mother, ugly, guy,girl,love, enter ,retard

  • 06.01.2008 2:55 AM PDT

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haha, lol, good conspiracy theory
it's so obviously another version of lockout, why can't you guys see??

  • 06.01.2008 2:57 AM PDT

Calling Terry Wrist and Al Kyder.

Posted by: Ryaaan14
I'm not sure which is funnier, the content of your post, or people responding thinking you're serious.

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Definately the people who think its serious. There should be a new compulsary class in school called Satire Studies.

  • 06.01.2008 3:02 AM PDT
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My -blam!- god people.
OP, I was just going to say that your thread rocked beyond belief, but it's become apparent to me that most people on this forum are mentally retarded.
Can't you guys -blam!- understand a joke?!
Have any of you people calling him ignorant or flaming him because there already is a Lockout remake, even read the thread? All of you, fall in a ditch and die.

Epic win, OP. Epic win.

  • 06.01.2008 3:09 AM PDT
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Thanks guys, I love to see people support this thread. I also love to see idiots discuss it.

  • 06.01.2008 6:59 AM PDT

Epic

  • 06.01.2008 9:42 AM PDT

Just message me on live.

Very intresting, except for Blackout. Still your very good solving riddles.

  • 06.01.2008 1:45 PM PDT
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lol

  • 06.01.2008 1:54 PM PDT

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Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.Bungie told us that Blackout is the UNSC version of Lockout. If you don't believe me, then look here. It is the second question asked.

Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward.Uh, what the hell do you mean???

Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had

Shotgun
Many guns
Under glass
Glass
Green room
Library
Enough guns
Rooms

Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler.
Well lets see:
-You said "Under Glass", and followed that with "Glass" so there would be two G's in the acronym
-You said "Many Guns", then at the end, you followed with "Enough Guns". If there is already "Many Guns" listed, then it is obvious that there is enough.

Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request"

32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious.
[sarcasm]Because your nap has everything to do with the return of Lockout itself.[/sarcasm]

Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security."

lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence.
Lets look at the definition of lax:

lax - adjective:
1. not strict or severe; careless or negligent.
2. loose or slack; not tense, rigid, or firm .
3. not rigidly exact or precise; vague.

This clearly shows that "lax", as used in that report, is not referring to Lacrosse.

Next time, use your brain; don't just type what comes off the top of your head; learn other definitions other than the very first one that pops up into your head. I rest my case.

  • 06.01.2008 2:24 PM PDT
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^
Your a freakin -blam!-tard.


IT WAS SATIRE!!!

  • 06.01.2008 2:53 PM PDT

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That was awesome. Nice job!

  • 06.01.2008 2:57 PM PDT
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Retard, spelled backwards it is Drater, look it ends with the same letter as Retard!

  • 06.01.2008 2:59 PM PDT

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Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.


All words you spell backwords end in the same letter as the beggining letter when you spell them backwords! C-a-t starts in C. T-a-c ends in C! D-o-g starts with D. G-o-d ends in D!

  • 06.01.2008 3:05 PM PDT

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  • 06.01.2008 3:07 PM PDT