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Subject: Isn't it obvious what Smuggler is?
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I really love reading all the comments of the people that think this is a serious post. Thats why i love posts like this.

  • 06.01.2008 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!!

I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.

Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.

Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had

Shotgun
Many guns
Under glass
Glass
Green room
Library
Enough guns
Rooms

Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand.


REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE

LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure.


REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE

Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request.


REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE

Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request.


REPORT: SECURITY BREACH

LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request.


REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY

2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security.


That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout.

LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake.

Next we have
"research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. "
Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together.

Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure.

Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request"

32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious

Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security."

lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to.

Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls.

I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on.
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  • 06.01.2008 3:17 PM PDT

-SM

Your right! Bungie purposefully disappointed us with a Lockout remake the first time, so we would be astounded by the second remake! It all makes sense now!

  • 06.01.2008 3:23 PM PDT

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  • 06.01.2008 3:33 PM PDT

Are you retarded? ANY word ends in the letter it started with when spelled backwards. Want proof?

Retarded
Dedrater

OMGZ HACKZ!!!!

  • 06.01.2008 3:33 PM PDT
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This thread is 7 pages long and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I were the first person to know this is a joke thread.

  • 06.01.2008 3:40 PM PDT

Hi I'm RT and I like to argue!

Posted by: Mr_Blakerz
Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
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YOU BELONG HERE

Um, what is www.youfai.org?

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OP = comedic gold.

[Edited on 06.01.2008 4:01 PM PDT]

  • 06.01.2008 4:01 PM PDT
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this kid is stupid...
"if u spell them backwards they end with the same letter the actual word starts with"

OFCOURSE ... spell cat backwards its gonna end up tac. OMG SO COOL

  • 06.01.2008 4:03 PM PDT
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Holy -blam!- you're a genius

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If you're going to try and prove something, make sure that there's actually anybody who agrees, huh?
Blackout is officially Lockout. End of story. Okay, they look different. So? The play the same. You're pinning together things that make no sense. Bungie isn't going to record your nap and put it in as an easter egg unless you're actually someone special.
I'm not coming to this thread again, end of story. No replies from me. n00bs like you deserve to be ignored.

  • 06.01.2008 4:09 PM PDT

Once a Noob, Always a Noob.

Posted by: rienstien
THEY REMADE LOCKOUT TWICE, SHUT UP.

people always comp[lain, im not usually an angry person, i am angry about remaking blood gulch.

ROFL-seriously guys, you have to read the entire thread before clicking "reply". Haha, made my day!

[Edited on 06.01.2008 4:13 PM PDT]

  • 06.01.2008 4:12 PM PDT
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And for your information, I do know that this is a joke thread. I'm making fun of the n00bs who think that this is serious.

  • 06.01.2008 4:13 PM PDT

Posted by: WolfTeen
If you're going to try and prove something, make sure that there's actually anybody who agrees, huh?
Blackout is officially Lockout. End of story. Okay, they look different. So? The play the same. You're pinning together things that make no sense. Bungie isn't going to record your nap and put it in as an easter egg unless you're actually someone special.
I'm not coming to this thread again, end of story. No replies from me. n00bs like you deserve to be ignored.


Oh really?

Posted by: WolfTeen
And for your information, I do know that this is a joke thread. I'm making fun of the n00bs who think that this is serious.


Didn't sound like it from your last post. You're such an idiot.

  • 06.01.2008 6:51 PM PDT
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I can't believe how many people still don't get it.

  • 06.01.2008 7:27 PM PDT
Subject: Amazing discovery!! New map breakthrough!! Smuggler uncovered

you flippin retarded, seriously. umm bungie even said they remade lockout as blackout, so they will not make another lockout, period. topic over...

  • 06.01.2008 7:29 PM PDT
Subject: Isn't it obvious what Smuggler is?

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

Cool! They are remaking Blackout already?

  • 06.01.2008 7:31 PM PDT
Subject: Amazing discovery!! New map breakthrough!! Smuggler uncovered

also on the thing how they end with the same letter they start with.... umm... every word ends with the letter they start with if you spell them backwards...

Midship

Pihsdim


so if that is right, then midship could be smuggler as well because there is a mysterious connection


You are a retard

Drater a era uoy

look at that... its going to be that map because it starts with the same letter if you spell it backwards

  • 06.01.2008 7:33 PM PDT

Superintendent
The group home for the Investigation of the little green men.

Haha, I love how it gets more abstract with every point. well done!

Also, naturally the comments are the best part of posts like this.

  • 06.01.2008 7:38 PM PDT
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My GT is: Mr Snail119

this account isn't linked with my GT for some reason..so just bear with me....

Also....LOK AT MY SCREENSHOTS!!!!...thanks...=)

you win!

  • 06.01.2008 7:41 PM PDT
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WOW your incredibly smart or you need to get a life.
Either way good job

  • 06.01.2008 7:43 PM PDT
Subject: Isn't it obvious what Smuggler is?

Burning alive: it's like dancing, except you die.

Posted by: Mr_Blakerz
Epic and ridiculously unnecessary quotation.


No u.

Why would you quote the entire first post, and at that, take it seriously enough to post that link.

It's guys like you that make these threads funny, at least.

  • 06.01.2008 7:47 PM PDT
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Lockout = already remade. Twice.

  • 06.01.2008 7:49 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
Black Tower

OMG it's all so blurry now! thank you for fogging things up!

  • 06.01.2008 7:53 PM PDT
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You wasted your time typing and thinking all that up.

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Posted by: TorrZatoby
WOW your incredibly smart or you need to get a life.
Either way good job


I'm going to have to say A. really smart

  • 06.01.2008 8:29 PM PDT