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Subject: Coolest Story ever.... Ever!

- Mike

One day i was walking home from the skatepark and i saw Impurity, He was with Psycheds mum. "I was like Hey Guys!". They just ignored me, so i called my best friend StinkBOMB and he meet me by Chris547's house. All three of us went for a drive in my cool truck! We drove to England to pick up rivetingGendo. After that we saw Mc's Brother, i decided to run him over and we did.

Then Lt_Devon called me on my cell phone. He started talking about his chainsaw as a hand. I was like cool we need him, we can use him to kill Texas Ben! but this meant i had too pick him up. So i called Reiginko and asked him if we could borrow his car. He was like Sure! So we got the car and picked up Lt devon.

All of a sudden RivetingGendo took of his mask! It was really JAY132. Suprised i grabed my shotgun. I bonked Jay132 in his head and made him cry. Stosh saw me do it and banned me from bungie. I was like Wtf!

Anyway we all stoped the adventure and went to a bar. When we walked inside we saw Impurity again! he was drunk and was with Frankie. They were holding hands! Being shocked we all left and drove to Halo53 house. He was not home so we went to GameJunkieJim's house. mrsmiley's Mom answered the door. After talking to them both we told them to come along. They did.

As the day turned into night i realized we have not eaten yet. So i called up buffalo wing and asked him if we could eat him. he said ok and we did. Soon Shishka joined the fun, he brought SketchFactor with him.

Now we ran out of space in the cars. So Sketch called up Gruntsbane and asked him for his Moped. He said no, so we called up Achronos. He gave us his SUV.

anyway things got boring so we all played halo 2. I dominated of course, but it was all fun.

As we all parted i told Littlerat to come over so i can share this story. He came over and we drank coke. And we ate some ðcherryðs. but then he went home.

I soon i was in bed and my phone rang, it was Snowmanaxt. I told him to f off and i went to bed!

To be continued After im done with Surgika's mom!

Note- If you were killed or eaten dont be alarmed. It was just a story!
Also if youre not in this story, you most likly be eaten in the next...


[Edited on 2/13/2005 9:23:56 PM]

  • 02.13.2005 9:05 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Yeah... about me not being there....remember that thing with the wallet in the dog's cage...

I forgot it again.

  • 02.13.2005 9:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: antiherosk8er
Coolest Story ever.... Ever!


...Liar.

  • 02.13.2005 9:14 PM PDT
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I always wanted to be mass-consumed

  • 02.13.2005 9:15 PM PDT

- Mike

Posted by: ðcherryð
I always wanted to be mass-consumed

you werent that tasty.

Man just wait till i finish the story!

  • 02.13.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: ðcherryð
I always wanted to be mass-consumed


Just wait 'til Zombies attack.

  • 02.13.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Why do you want me killed?

  • 02.13.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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Bah. Terrible story. We all know you didn't dominate at Halo.

  • 02.13.2005 9:19 PM PDT
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- Mike

Posted by: Texas Ben
Why do you want me killed?

i dont i just didnt know what to do with ya...

  • 02.13.2005 9:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: antiherosk8er
After im done with Surgika's mom!


I'm gonna steal your bike.

  • 02.13.2005 9:19 PM PDT

- Mike

Posted by: Surgika
Posted by: antiherosk8er
After im done with Surgika's mom!


I'm gonna steal your bike.

haha i dont have a bike!

  • 02.13.2005 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: antiherosk8er
Posted by: Surgika
Posted by: antiherosk8er
After im done with Surgika's mom!


I'm gonna steal your bike.

haha i dont have a bike!


...exactly.

  • 02.13.2005 9:22 PM PDT
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Hmph, I see I wasn't eaten or mutilated in any way. Maybe I really am intimidating.

  • 02.13.2005 9:29 PM PDT
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All your invisos are belong to me!

  • 02.13.2005 9:34 PM PDT

- Mike

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Hmph, I see I wasn't eaten or mutilated in any way. Maybe I really am intimidating.

Next Time! Next time!

  • 02.13.2005 9:35 PM PDT
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Reveal to me your posts invisible!

  • 02.13.2005 9:52 PM PDT

- Mike

Next story, your going to die from invisible post!

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Meanwhile... StickManArmy was enjoying a quiet yet passionate night with Anti's mum....

  • 02.13.2005 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
Meanwhile... StickManArmy was enjoying a quiet yet passionate night with Anti's mum....


Oh, OH!!!

Nice! lmfao

  • 02.13.2005 10:29 PM PDT
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Posted by:antiherosk8er
After that we saw Mc's Brother, i decided to run him over and we did.


*dies from laughing too hard*

[Edited on 2/13/2005 10:32:01 PM]

  • 02.13.2005 10:31 PM PDT
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1gage
Pronunciation: 'gAj
Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin.

1 : a token of defiance; specifically : a glove or cap cast on the ground to be taken up by an opponent as a pledge of combat.

Pretty funny man. Oh, next story have the webmaster. XD

  • 02.13.2005 10:47 PM PDT
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My mother is far too good for the likes of impurity.

Tree-hugger!

  • 02.13.2005 11:32 PM PDT
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It was okay. I liked the part about MCs Brother getting run over.

  • 02.13.2005 11:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snowman1000
It was okay. I liked the part about MCs Brother getting run over.


Didn't we all!

  • 02.14.2005 12:04 AM PDT

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