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Subject: I just bought Halo...it fails hard!
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"Last time I checked pirates weren't -blam!-"

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listen -blam!-.... shut the -blam!- up!!!!!!!!Halo 1 is great. Great story, amazing(for the time) gameplay, and fairly good graphics/sound/physics for an XBOX game. ANd what kind of moron plays halo 3 first. Without the first two, Halo 3's story is crap. The story of Halo 3 only makes since as a conclusion to the others. If some1 had made Halo 3 before the others, the game would have failed miserably. Halo 3 lives to serve Halo 1+2. I hope for the love of God your just writing this -blam!- to piss ppl off. That i can sympathize with. But if you honestly believe what your saying, you must be an idiot. I leave some musings for you to ponder as you burn in hell.

"Eat -blam!- and Die."
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"Said -blam!- it,
and put a nickel in the Salvation Army Bucket,
and if you dont all like it,
you can grab my -blam!- and suck it"
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two corpses,
in 1grave."
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You are an idiot,
nowhere in that speech was anything close to a coherent thot.
Everyone here is dumber for hearing it.
May God have mercy on your soul."
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when the blitzkrieg rained,
and the bodies stank.
Pleased to meet you,
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but what's puzzling you is the
nature of my game."
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  • 09.13.2008 5:11 PM PDT

WHY CAN YOU ALL NOT LET THIS DIE!?!?

  • 09.13.2008 6:32 PM PDT
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When halo first came out It looked absoluteley amazing but then again I was only what 8 anyways I say halo is a simple fun cool game halo 3 makes up for its campaighn suckines by adding a bunch of features like theater,forge,costom armour , without those it would have a lot less fans.

  • 09.16.2008 4:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI

-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload
-The ghost handles like -blam!-
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that)
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee
-There are like 75 hunters on each level
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.
-and the list goes on for miles

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?

Ok, some of those are ture, but the ones i really didn't understand are.... "It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite" wtf were you useing? and were you even hitting him? cause every gun i use on those guys don't take nearly that much to kill it. "The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee" Does that really matter? "There are like 75 hunters on each level" What the hell? what game are you playing? "The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload" If your a descent player, you could use that weapon agaisnt vehicles pretty effectively. "The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?" Again, if your a descent player, you would know that the pistol is a mid range weapon, and you would know how to use it if you didn't suck at halo.

  • 09.18.2008 6:06 PM PDT
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Let this thread die!

  • 09.18.2008 6:15 PM PDT

Bllleeeearrrggg

you just dont know a good game when you see it

  • 09.19.2008 8:45 PM PDT
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If I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good nite.

I understand that people are tired of this getting bumped, but this guy is completely wrong. Halo CE took skill. It was so enjoyable. The Master Chief was a silent bamf who hardly said anything. The image that comes to mind for me is when in the last level he's standing at the bridge tossing a frag up and down in his hand. He doesn't say some cliche one liner. He's all business.
I frequently go back and play the campaign. He is entitled to his opinion, but obviously the vast majority disagrees.

  • 09.19.2008 9:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Breezy131
Let this thread die!

maybe it will if you stop spamming it with this message

  • 09.19.2008 10:49 PM PDT

Posted by: J19thewidowmaker
I understand that people are tired of this getting bumped, but this guy is completely wrong. Halo CE took skill. It was so enjoyable. The Master Chief was a silent bamf who hardly said anything. The image that comes to mind for me is when in the last level he's standing at the bridge tossing a frag up and down in his hand. He doesn't say some cliche one liner. He's all business.
I frequently go back and play the campaign. He is entitled to his opinion, but obviously the vast majority disagrees.
THE VAST MAJORITY HAVE ALREADY SPOKEN, THEN SPOKEN AGAIN, AND THEN RAPED HIS POST SOME MORE.

  • 09.20.2008 12:10 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

I Absolutely agree!! And it is a legend and is the best! Not WAS! If this guy cant appreciate the classics he should'nt be allowed to play halo 3. Halo C. E. IS TIMELESS!!!!!!
>: (

  • 09.20.2008 12:13 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

There are no words to describe how i felt when i read of this.All i can say is HALO C.E.> halo 3

  • 09.20.2008 12:17 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

And another thing! The pistol in halo 1 was the greatest thing EVER! U CANNOT REPLACE it with a crappy Battle rifle!And mabye the assalt rifle loads a little slower!!!!! But its beter than the Toy Bungie replaced it with in H3! it has POWER and a lot larger clip size.

[Edited on 09.20.2008 12:22 PM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 12:19 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?




Stop Your F-ing Whining! can You not accept the fact that this an XBOX ORIGANAl!!

  • 09.20.2008 12:25 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

Rush 454-
When halo first came out It looked absoluteley amazing but then again I was only what 8 anyways I say halo is a simple fun cool game halo 3 makes up for its campaighn suckines by adding a bunch of features like theater,forge,costom armour , without those it would have a lot less fans.

"campaign suckines" in the one halo(C.E.) with actual good campaign! That's Blasphemes! You didn't even spell campaign right(Jerk)!

[Edited on 09.20.2008 12:30 PM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 12:27 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

AND GUESS WHAT.....CHICKEN LITTLE!!! I hope that people keep bombarding this forum with angry messages! I'm to Angry to type about this any more!!!

P.S. Nice, Leonites44444444( hope i spelled your name right)

Some worms dont deserve to voice their opinions!

[Edited on 09.20.2008 12:36 PM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 12:35 PM PDT

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant. Even to our dying breath. Those who would break this oath are heretics, worth of neither pity nor mercy. We shall grind them into dust, wipe them as excrement from our boots, and continue our march to glorious salvation.

Posted By: Cheize
-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload-actually more like 2 seconds
-The ghost handles like -blam!-fun,fun,fun
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that) it's an old game
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite-then you have horrible aim (use the magnum!)
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee-deal with it?
-There are like 75 hunters on each level-the best part xD <3 hunters
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?-no response
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.-I dont thing so, change your sensitivity
-and the list goes on for miles- it just ended xD




I LOVE IT!!!!!

[Edited on 09.20.2008 12:43 PM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 12:41 PM PDT

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If I had a custom Avatar, this is what it would look like.

I just played halo:CE and I thought it was great.

  • 09.20.2008 3:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Darth Dan 66
Posted By: Cheize
-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload-actually more like 2 seconds
-The ghost handles like -blam!-fun,fun,fun
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that) it's an old game
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite-then you have horrible aim (use the magnum!)
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee-deal with it?
-There are like 75 hunters on each level-the best part xD <3 hunters
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?-no response
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.-I dont thing so, change your sensitivity
-and the list goes on for miles- it just ended xD




I LOVE IT!!!!!
HONESTLY, STFH!!

  • 09.20.2008 3:50 PM PDT

"You know the music. Time to dance"
"and laugh, and laugh, and laugh."
[Edited on 12.25.2009 12:52 AM PST]

Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI
I just bought Halo Combat Evolved because I had never played it and I like Halo 3 so much so I figured...what the heck.

This is easily one of the top 5 worst games ever.

-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload
-The ghost handles like -blam!-
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that)
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee
-There are like 75 hunters on each level
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.
-and the list goes on for miles

This game was so highly praised that I can't believe how bad it is. It's mind boggling how terrible this game is. All I can say is thank you Bungie for seeing the THOUSANDS of flaws in this game and fixing them by the time you got to Halo 3.

What a waste of $10

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?

Angry rant concluded




a dude the nine things you stated are some of the things that made halo so good.

the pistol zoom is the best and just cause it takes some skill to drive the tank dosnt make it bad and the hunters you can kill in like one hit with the pistol or did you switch it out cause of the cool flip toss animation.

[Edited on 09.26.2008 10:30 PM PDT]

  • 09.26.2008 10:29 PM PDT

Conformity is the enemy

Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI
I just bought Halo Combat Evolved because I had never played it and I like Halo 3 so much so I figured...what the heck.

This is easily one of the top 5 worst games ever.

-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload
-The ghost handles like -blam!-
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that)
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee
-There are like 75 hunters on each level
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.
-and the list goes on for miles

This game was so highly praised that I can't believe how bad it is. It's mind boggling how terrible this game is. All I can say is thank you Bungie for seeing the THOUSANDS of flaws in this game and fixing them by the time you got to Halo 3.

What a waste of $10

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?

Angry rant concluded
Here's my angry rant


You're -blam!- retarded.

  • 09.27.2008 12:12 PM PDT

I'm here, I change, and sometimes I stay the same for years.
What am I?

I can see you haven't been following the series at all. Halo: CE was in its time, the best FPS...ever.

  • 09.27.2008 1:01 PM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?



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  • 09.27.2008 1:57 PM PDT

Posted by: SentientGiraffe
Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI
This is easily one of the top 5 worst games ever.
If you're only aware of 5 games, yes.

-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload It's a short range weapon, and it does just fine as a short range weapon.
-The ghost handles like -blam!-Learn to drive? The ghost handles just fine.
-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that) You have to aim in the same direction you're driving. The controls are pretty much the same as the regular controls. The only difference is that you can't strafe.
-It takes 150 bullets to kill an eliteI believe it takes less if you hit them. It's worth a try.
-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each meleeThe pistol whip animation is amazing. How could you not like that? Seriously.
-There are like 75 hunters on each levelI doubt that, but what's the complaint? Is it too difficult?
-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?No. The game did come out in 2001. I don't know of many games that allowed that in 2001. You like making lists. List those games.
-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.You're controlling them. They have a higher spread, if that's what you're complaining about. They're not exactly weapons that require a lot of skill. They shouldn't be that overpowered. Halo 3 could learn something from that.
-and the list goes on for miles

This game was so highly praised that I can't believe how bad it is. It's mind boggling how terrible this game is. All I can say is thank you Bungie for seeing the THOUSANDS of flaws in this game and fixing them by the time you got to Halo 3.

What a waste of $10
Halo: CE > Halo 3. It lacks the option set of newer games, and it was probably a bit lacking at the time. It sounds like your main complaint is that is too hard.

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?

I did a Google search. Apparently there are a lot of drunk people...
Results 1 - 10 of about 33,000 for "pistol scopes". (0.19 seconds)

Quoted for the cold, hard truth.

  • 09.27.2008 4:06 PM PDT

Please stop posting in this thread.

  • 09.27.2008 7:45 PM PDT
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lololololololololololololololololololololololololol i love all the halo games

  • 09.27.2008 8:33 PM PDT