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Subject: I just bought Halo...it fails hard!

This thing is still alive?

  • 12.16.2008 1:58 PM PDT

You'd probably shoot back if i wasn't T-bagging your dead body.

Posted by: SKiTz THEGEMINI
I just bought Halo Combat Evolved because I had never played it and I like Halo 3 so much so I figured...what the heck.

This is easily one of the top 5 worst games ever.

-The assault rifle is useless and takes 1/2 hour to reload
LIES

-The ghost handles like -blam!-
I thought the swerving was fun.

-You can't aim and drive at the same time with the tank (how retarded is that)
The secondary gun was crap.

-It takes 150 bullets to kill an elite
Perhaps with the fail gun on legendary.

-The pistol has that stupid flip toss animation after each melee
I miss that.

-There are like 75 hunters on each level
MORE LIES, and you can kill them with one shot. Even on legendary.

-You can't even freaking change your controller settings in mid game...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Annoying, but you only really need the one set up.

-Turrets and vehicle weapons have HORRIBLE aim.
Only at long range.

-and the list goes on for miles
elaborate.

This game was so highly praised that I can't believe how bad it is. It's mind boggling how terrible this game is. All I can say is thank you Bungie for seeing the THOUSANDS of flaws in this game and fixing them by the time you got to Halo 3.
Halo 3 had over 20,00 bugs

What a waste of $10
I saw it on sale for $7.

Ps. The pistol has zoom! Were the Bungie developers drunk when they made this game?
That was cool... and probably Marathon related.

Angry rant concluded


[Edited on 12.18.2008 6:02 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2008 2:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sangeili Warrior
Posted by: GeneralZenzo
You have no appreciation for culture.

And anyway, if you'd have started with Halo CE you'd almost absolutely think differently. It was the best of the best, it was a legend, it brought gamers together, but most of all; it brought in new people to FPS and games in general.


Not neccessarily true. I played them sequence and there are days I can't even find the appeal to CE.



And screw the culture defense. A game has to be fun before it can be classic.
Look at the original post again please... I underlined a part you must have missed.

  • 12.17.2008 8:34 PM PDT

To back up Zenzo, Super Mario is a classic. But is it fun? Can you see the appeal there? I thought not.

  • 12.18.2008 1:47 PM PDT

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Did I ever say classics were fun? It'd be great to have a quote, such a masssive topic this is.

I did know that most people that started out on Halo CE have a great appreciation for the game, which is often much different from people playing Halo 2 and Halo 3 before they had played Halo CE.

  • 12.18.2008 2:37 PM PDT

Bungie Pentathlon - who actually cares ?

Posted by: GeneralZenzo
Did I ever say classics were fun? It'd be great to have a quote, such a masssive topic this is.

I did know that most people that started out on Halo CE have a great appreciation for the game, which is often much different from people playing Halo 2 and Halo 3 before they had played Halo CE.


Spot on.

  • 12.20.2008 5:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Let's put an end to this. I think we all agree that this was an obvious trolling post. Not sure how it lasted this long.

  • 12.20.2008 3:08 PM PDT