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The Next day when I woke up I went down stairs to get something to drink. When I got to my fridge all the food was gone and there was a note saying “I stole all your food and your mom!” Signed Stalking Puma . Immediately I ran to my phone to call Slayd722. When I got a hold of him I told him what happened, he directed me to Twinkie, but I said I was not hungry. Then he told me he was a kid with a detective kit he bought at Wal-Mart. So I contacted “Twinkie” and asked him about the letter. He told me to meet him at halo2masterchief, a new mombasaite, house for the plan.
On my way there I saw Impurity again, this time he was Drunk but with my manager from work, Kreblon. So I just pretended I did not know them and walk away. After that I turned the corner to walk in the ally. It was a shortcut. Anyway I bumped into Achronos. He was with the whole mod Squad. They looked mean, like they wanted to kill me. Being scared I drop kicked Reiginko, then Sigma tried to judo chop me but I was to fast. I punched him in the face. When I thought it was all over cause I saw stosh running away like a girly man. I backed off. But then Achronos Struck me down with lightning.
When I woke up I was in the underground layer. There were pictures of Halo53’s mom all over the place. Then this thing came over to me, he said his name was Disembodied Soul. I heard of this name but I could not put a face to it. I remember The Rip Saw telling me he was dangerous. The soul started speaking to me. Asking me questions I have never heard before, comforting me. He was supporting me.
As soon as he was done he let me going. On my way out there was a sign on the wall that said. “If you make cake, Frankie Will come!”
When I was back on surface of the earth I looked at the time. It was the same time as when I was in the ally. I tried to call Twinkie but my phone was broken. Then a black hummer pulled up, Three men came out by the names of marinealver, Spydrbrute, and i LiVe iN a BoX. They grabbed me and pulled me into the car. They started showing me pictures… pictures of ObbiQuiet. I started freaking out.
Then they let me go. This time my phone was working, so I called Twinkie He said “stay where you are we will come to you”. So I did.
They finally arrived with some briefcases. They opened them and handed me a Shotgun. Then a small picture of Kendoboy as motivation. We were on our way to find Stalking Puma . We started walking to his house, when Halifax ran bye. He was naked, and was screaming Stickman Army is coming. I grabbed my shooty and waited for the arrival. When Stickman Army showed up I shot him in the face.
Why? Because he made a mom joke against me.
Finally we arrived at Pumas house. It was a nice looking box. Outside there was a guy named Gage, with a gun on his side and a skateboard on he feet. He said “ Password?”. I said “Lego Saving Diva”. He let us in. We walked inside and were greeted by a bomb that was ticking away. So I grabbed YoungHanxta and threw him at the bomb. We all ran as fast as we could. But it exploded. I was okay but my partners did not make it. Then a viper88 pulled up. Kaioshen was in it. He told me he wanted to help. So he drove me to the local bar and we drank a little. Then we went on to look for Puma. On my way out of the bar I grabbed a few NinjaBiscuits.
Outside there was Aznbanisher, he told me some good news. He said that Puma Died from food poisoning. And my mom was safe at my house. I parted with everyone and said goodbye. I got back to my house and my mom was not there. There was a new note on my dog. It said “Halo53 Call me for a good time!”
To be continued!
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