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At the end of each caption period, Bungie staff will add a post to this "best-of" thread with the picture and the caption we like the most. Maybe we'll even add a poll for you to vote for runner-up. Then again, maybe we won't. No one ever said this thing was a democracy! First winner will be declared tomorrow (Monday) afternoon.

  • 04.18.2004 9:45 PM PDT
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And the week 1 winner, from Page 11, is Anahetian, for: ------- - Buddies voice in the background, "I swear there isn't a sticker on your back" ------- Great caption, really made me laugh! Matter of fact, to celebrate this being the first caption, I'm going to send you... a Bungie sticker :-) Message me with your mailing address, Anahetian, and I'll send it on its way. Thanks for the great response to the Gallery forum, everyone, and good luck on Week 2!

  • 04.19.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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And Week 2's winner is Invisible Grunt for: Jackal 1: I'm telling you, this gold shield is better than yours. Jackal 2: And you need it...Why? Jackal 1: It can stop anything nonexplosive. grenade lands Jackal 3 to Jackal 1: Well, I guess that puts a period on the sentence. Jackal 5 to jackal 4: Hey, you remember that thing I said about Irony and how it- KABOOM All jackals: AIYEEEEEE Elite to grunt: It's a good thing no one knows I'm allergic to explosives Ok, I don't really get that last bit about the elite, but I like the jackals :-) And, I think I finally figured out what the jackal shouts at the end: "¡Mal suerte!" (Bad luck!) [Edited on 4/26/2004 5:21:28 PM]

  • 04.26.2004 5:20 PM PDT
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This week's winning caption is short and sweet :-) Posted by SuperFlious: "JENGA!" I'm afraid I don't have any more funny pictures sitting around this week, so I'll turn over this next week's caption contest to SketchFactor... take it away!

  • 05.03.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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It was hard to pick a winner this time around... Lots of great entries but here's my favorite: Winner: "The Million Master Chief March for Peace didn't end well." by taterhead1048 Special Runner-Up: "Frankie's left over cadavers after at battle with SketchFactor" by Bungie Spartan

  • 05.20.2004 11:00 AM PDT
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This shot comes straight from the secret Halo 2 demo room at E3 this year where Frankie played host to a special visit from Jenny McCarthy. The facial expressions are too good to not be added to the caption gallery. Have fun! (be nice!) Winner: Frankies bald? I always imagined him with hair. by: Max2551 Runner-Up: Bet he can't stick it. by: Blaze97 [Edited on 6/17/2004 9:26:56 AM]

  • 06.17.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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The Covenant armada is approaching Earth and one lone hero stands between them and the annihilation of the entire human race.... Help us Bungie Princess, you're our only hope! While yes it is somewhat crude, the Bungie Princess herself read through a lot of these and this is the one that made her laugh the hardest so this is the one that wins! =) Winner: A grunt, "Yea, I'd tap that." by: Steveo556 [Edited on 6/17/2004 9:29:38 AM]

  • 06.17.2004 9:27 AM PDT
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This one comes from our friends on the PDZ test team from before they shipped. Apparently, someone was taking a 360 development kit home for an evening test when his car had an electrical problem and caught on fire. He escaped, but the dev kit wasn't as lucky. (the label says "Won't boot") And the winner is: WIZ16 for the (original, pre-edit) caption: "Well there's your problem" (I liked the simplicity of that, and personally was picturing it in the voice of the auto mechanic from The Simpsons) Honorable mention to gnome13 for "Thank god my stickie note survived." Thanks for playing, hopefully we'll keep posting more frequently than every-two-years

  • 03.02.2007 2:41 PM PDT
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Welcome back to the Gallery forum - I hear that we have plenty of good outtake screenshots from the Halo 3 development process, so we'll try and keep this going about once a week.

So here's today's entry. My own caption is "Male-pattern baldness"



Thanks to this week's guest judge (who asks to go by the name Mawnose) for helping read all the entries and picking a list of finalists for me to choose from. The winner is march15th, for

poor robert, did you hear, his wife just left him. she thought he was seeing someone on the side.

  • 10.08.2007 8:44 PM PDT
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Caption 10: Massively-multiplayer split-screen Halo

I think this week's winner is: I BladeRanger I for this little telephone game:

Player 1: Shoot! im outta ammo...Pass it on
Player 7: Shoot player 1!! he is outta camo
Player 15: Boot player 1 he has infinate ammo
Player 20: Something about a flute in the ozone layer
Player 23: Boot Rubine team they went outside the boundry layer
Player 45: What about TJ Scoot being nominated for mayor?
Player 50: Hey look a dead brute! Player 1 desearves most valuble player.

  • 10.18.2007 9:55 PM PDT
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Caption 11: Hold my hand because I'm scared

This weeks winner is BeaverNTN because I love ball jokes:

"I realize this is a 'Team Ball' match, but I am not picking that thing up."


[Edited on 01.08.2008 12:51 PM PST by runningturtle]

  • 01.08.2008 12:47 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Caption 13: Have you seen my head?

Winner: BahamutZER0
Cortana: "Ohh... I see! Coordinate data needs to be- "


Runner-up: Nerd Boi
UNSC soldier: Sir the rebels captured the spartan and then decapitated him.

Captain Keyes: Well I guess you could say(puts pipe to mouth) They're just trying to get ahead.

-cue CSI:Miami intro music.-


Honorable Mention: S1NESTER
"Wow, camo works even in the suit."


[Edited on 06.04.2009 5:34 PM PDT]

  • 10.16.2008 9:49 PM PDT
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Caption 12: This is how you fly a plane?.
Good Driving

The winning caption was classic. It goes to defnop552
"if you look over the right wing, you'll se the burning remains of the left wing!"

[Edited on 10.17.2008 5:24 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2008 5:23 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Caption 14: Spartan got run over by a Warthog

Winner: KERN SX117
"Are you in good hands?"
I loled

Runner-Up: K0oli0
Dude, tell me you got that on tape.


Honorable Mention: Th3 JAKL
Booze-$20

Warthog-$4500

Explosive-$390

Watching your best friend die in a fiery explosion, PRICELESS.


Honorable Mention: Ronald_W_4
Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and stoshy we believe

He'd been killing to much red team
And we begged him not to die
For he forgot about the last man
And he lagged out the door into the road


When we found him Noobith morning
At the scene of the killing spree
There were tire marks on his forehead
And almost perfect rubber on his back

Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and duardo we believe

It's nooby without a spartan
All the men dressed in green
And we just cant help but wonder
Should we teabag or send him back !

Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and Lukems we believe

Now were all so proud of duardo
He's been taking this so well
He has to listen to this song
Drinking beer and kicking back in bungie

Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and Shiska we believe

Now the food is on the table
And the recipe made of figs
The day after the accident
Is the day of happiness and grim

Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and sawnose we believe

I've warned all my friends and teammates
Better watch out for your selfs
they should never give a license
To a man who drives a warthog and plays with grunts

Spartan got run over by a warthog
Walking back to blue base that Noobith Year
You can say theres no such thing as roadkill
But as for me and franky we believe


[Edited on 06.04.2009 5:37 PM PDT]

  • 10.23.2008 8:25 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Caption 15: Censored

Winner: ZayneHumphrey
"Due to cuts in the budget, Bungie had to make Master Chief's helmet a 8-bit blue block."


Runner Up: tom gantzer
Master Chief upgraded his suit to Windows Vista


Honorable Mention: BlacKarnagEnigma
Bungie tried to make a good Halloween costume for Chief, but he settled with his MJOLNIR Mk. VI armor and a Blue block helmet.

Real inventive, Chief.


[Edited on 06.04.2009 5:38 PM PDT]

  • 10.23.2008 8:39 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Caption 16: Taking a load off

Winner: mike120593
"He's actually moments away from hitting the ground after a 13,000 foot fall. "


Runner-Up: Wolverfrog
"The Spartan now realised that not specifying what size he wanted his stool to be was a mistake"


Honerable Mention: Top_Gun_2021
"Narrator - "The hunter possitions himself upon a stool, where the crabs can not see him"

  • 06.04.2009 5:44 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Caption 17 - Looky Looky!

Winner - BK Burger Boy
"It was a seminal moment.

Sage killing a small girl with his beard."

Runner-Up: Psychovandal
"Now I know why you told me not to sit here..."

Honorable Mention: crakapleez911
"Bad at Photoshop, but I had to."

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