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Man, Sea cucumbers are sweet. Octopuses, Clams, their defences are wimpy. Got nothing on a Sea cucumber. You know what they do? They vomit! Thats right, they blow chunks all over anything that tries to eat it. Seriously, I was watching Discovery Channel once and a shark tried to get one, then the cucumber reared up, and puked all over the shark. Then made its escape on its tiny little legs down into a reef.

Have you ever seen some guy on the street get shoved, then have the audacity to spray his lunch into the other guy's face? I think not!





I apologize for the utter pointlessness of this thread. Happy Valentines Day.

  • 02.14.2005 9:47 PM PDT
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Dude, just the name of your thread made my day.

  • 02.14.2005 9:52 PM PDT
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Good to hear.

  • 02.14.2005 9:54 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

It would be difficult for anything with legs that short to kick anythings ass.

  • 02.14.2005 9:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Dude, just the name of your thread made my day.

  • 02.14.2005 9:59 PM PDT
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It would be difficult for anything with legs that short to kick anythings ass.

True, but their legs really aren't my point...

  • 02.14.2005 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: SkyLance
Man, Sea cucumbers are sweet. Octopuses, Clams, their defences are wimpy. Got nothing on a Sea cucumber. You know what they do? They vomit! Thats right, they blow chunks all over anything that tries to eat it. Seriously, I was watching Discovery Channel once and a shark tried to get one, then the cucumber reared up, and puked all over the shark. Then made its escape on its tiny little legs down into a reef.

Have you ever seen some guy on the street get shoved, then have the audacity to spray his lunch into the other guy's face? I think not!





I apologize for the utter pointlessness of this thread. Happy Valentines Day.


I did once, when I was really drunk, but its a long story involving me getting my drunkin ass kicked and I don't want to go into it right now.

[Edited on 2/14/2005 10:13:33 PM]

  • 02.14.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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I did once, when I was really drunk, but its a long story involving me getting my drunkin ass kicked and I don't want to go into it right now.

I salute you.

Edit: Well, I had better be signing off. Feel free to make more comments about the ownageness of Sea cucumbers, make new conversations, or just quit from boredom.

\m/ (>_<) \m/--------------Sea cucumbers--------------\m/ (>_<) \m/

[Edited on 2/14/2005 10:20:39 PM]

  • 02.14.2005 10:16 PM PDT
Subject: Sea cucumbers kick ass!

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Posted by: Casey
Dude, just the name of your thread made my day.

  • 02.15.2005 2:26 AM PDT
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Sea cucumbers taste nice. Salty and rubbery. Don't know about the vomit thuogh.

  • 02.15.2005 2:29 AM PDT
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I was a sea cucumber in another life. I puked on a shark and it came back so I defacated on his eye. That shark knew I meant buisness and left.

  • 02.15.2005 6:54 AM PDT
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Damn you, I WAS THAT SHARK. Ah well, at least I had a more interesting life than you.

  • 02.15.2005 7:37 AM PDT
Subject: Sea cucumbers kick ass.

Phrog pilots, reckless and free. We would strap into our birds, set the engines on fire, and leave these earthly bonds with a chorus of WHOP WHOP WHOP. Akin to beating your chest and howling in defiance at the rest of the world.
Phrogs eye view
sockbaby

Kick ass thread.
Why a shark would eat something that looks like a big turd is beyond me. Technically, the sea cucumber defends himself by doo-dooing on its adversary. It spews out its intestines, these sticky white thread looking things, to make itself less appetizing. They also have these little crabs that live in their rectums. (Rectum, damn near killed em) So you can imagine this little crab minding his own business until something tries to attack the sea turd. Suddenly it's "mister toads wild ride" as that crab becomes a poop projectile honorably defending its symbiotic host.
In defense of octopus, they wear wallets that say "Bad MotherF-er". Some octopus and squid are poisonous. Some are so aggressive that nothing messes with them. All of them can change the color of their skin to blend into their environments or show emotion. One octopus in particular can mimic other animals depending on what's trying to mess with it. There's even a bioluminescent fellow that can blind its prey with a flash of light allowing itself to escape. If all else fails they can always poop ink to confuse their prey.
Pooping, such a popular defense in the ocean.

  • 02.15.2005 7:52 AM PDT
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I use sea cucumbers in my salad. Goes good with spaghetti.

  • 02.15.2005 8:03 AM PDT
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If you tickle them just right they blind you with poop. Such fun.

  • 02.15.2005 8:05 AM PDT
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Suddenly it's "mister toads wild ride" as that crab becomes a poop projectile

Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

  • 02.15.2005 8:22 AM PDT
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I ran a shelter for displaced/homeless -blam!- crabs. Their story is a sad one.

  • 02.15.2005 8:23 AM PDT