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watch, the MC realizes what the time is, leaps out of the tup with his helmet still on for some reason, then runs to huston to get rid of all the hippies who have invaded the best western hotel
But what MC didnt kno was that, this hotel was filled with blood suckin hookers! what will happen next.................
is shocking
the MC blasts them all to hell after SOMETHING and saves the hotel from the hippies, then he continues on his quest to the fountain of youth by going to....
the used warthog sales man and gets a good deal on a brand new one by killing the owner and freeing the worker slaves
the slaves cause a riot resulting in the death of...
my english teacher, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the riot burned the hotel down to a crisp. MC will go ..........................
into the rubble to save a kitty cat.
to the strip club to........
(come on, lets keep this story(soon to become a book) going)
Eat food.
after that, he traveled to china to get a sword because he thought it looked cool, he then flew to france to.....
when he gets done eatin, MC sees cortana on the big screen at the club pole dancin, what now!.................
so then he busts out the loshin and begins...
to take off his armor except his helmet because hes afraid the girls might.......
scatch the pait job. after his pleasurable experiance, he begins walking back to china town where he meets
president senior senior senior busch, who happens to be.....
pikachu in disguise whos back from the for revenge...
but the MC is too quick, he kills pikachu and returns to washington, but on his way he incounters....
Capt.Keyes, butt ass naked, master chief...................
MC gets excited and......
creams all over...
the painting of barbara busch, then the MC desides to go to utah and beggin a rampage of......
Snowboarding.