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Subject: THE EPIC TALE BEGINS!!!!
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some one start out with a line, and other people have to finish and so on and so on, eventually we will have an entire novel written by hundreds of people,

NO MORE THAN 2 SENTENCES PER POST

[Edited on 6/22/2004 5:33:27 PM]

  • 06.22.2004 5:18 PM PDT
Subject: STORY TIME!!!!
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Once upon a time, an evil person named, evil wonderbrisket got a phone call from the mayor...

  • 06.22.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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The mayor said, "Howdy, I'm from Texas!"

  • 06.22.2004 5:22 PM PDT
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The Mayor says: I'm sleeping with your wife Mr. Evil wonderbrisket mwuahahahahahah, and she does this thing with her.......

  • 06.22.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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He said this topic was retarded. Than hung up.

  • 06.22.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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The mayor returned to his room full of hookers. All he could do was smile.

  • 06.22.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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But, before all this happened, there was a blacksmith but the name blacky coppersmith who was a good fellow wth a stout heart...

  • 06.22.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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the black smith liked to make horse shoes.but not any type of horse shoes, horsh shoes for hoes

  • 06.22.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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ignore what live2board101 said. He's just spamming.

So then the mayor said, Hey howabout you come over and we'll have some texas tea and then we can see your wife do the trick I taught her...

  • 06.22.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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and his stout heart was from a pig that he shot

  • 06.22.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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(it split into two stories, someone choose and stick with it, it can go back to the mayor story somehow, someone will figure it out)

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  • 06.22.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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He shot the pig with his best friend Barney.

  • 06.22.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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but the pig wasnt an ordinary pig, it mutaded to 5 zombie pigs!! AAHHHHH they screamed and fled as far as they could, but they didnt kno the pigs could fly......

  • 06.22.2004 5:34 PM PDT
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and punch

  • 06.22.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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After a severe whooping by the pigs, they returned home to their town of Alacho. Once there they went to the market to buy...

  • 06.22.2004 5:36 PM PDT
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The pigs fell into a giant puddle of radioactive waste just randomly placed in the village, so they transformed into giant Piggy Overlords.

The evil guy on the phone with the mayor turned out to be none other than MC, and with the Covenant threat neutralized, he set off to kill the pig overlords and save Earth once again.

  • 06.22.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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Too bad that didn't work out.

  • 06.22.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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on his way to kill the pigs, he sees the riders of rohan off to kill the orcs invading minas tirith. the MC desides to help run over the orcs with his tank and kill a few aliphants

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  • 06.22.2004 5:39 PM PDT
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MC pulls out his duel MSG's and take all the aliphants out without using his tanks, Victory goes to..........................

  • 06.22.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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the hobbits, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. then the MC continues his quest toward the pig overlords

  • 06.22.2004 5:44 PM PDT
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until he is confronted by thousands of raging midget elvis impersonators on their way to an elvis convention. he pulled out a plasma sword and smited them all and did bad things to the corpses when nobody was lookin

  • 06.22.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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resulting in a bad, bad rash.

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curable by only rubbing it with the holy aloe vera lotion of Antioch.

MC now must travel to Antioch and brave the herds of retarded mexican sasquatches to find the Holy Aloe Vera Lotion of Antioch before it is too late and he chafes in bad places

  • 06.22.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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On his journey he encounters a mighty river that he must cross.

  • 06.22.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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so he makes a laso out of cow pubes and wraps it around a tree on the other side, he hops inthe river and pulls himself across to safety

  • 06.22.2004 5:56 PM PDT