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However, he wants to explore, so he goes back underwater, where he encounters some evil deep sea leprauchans with evil intent.

he kills them and also does bad things to their corpses until he runs out of petroleum jelly.

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Then he got out the soap and washed his hands for a half hour.

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then he encountered the retarded mexican sasquatches, and then killed them with his freshly washed hands.

when there was one sasquatch left, he threw the soap under the sasquatche's legs and the retarded mexican sasquatch bent over to pick it up, so MC quickly took advantage of the situation, prison style.

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Posted by: Ajentkay
Then he got out the soap and washed his hands for a half hour.


But he couldnt get the endless amounts of -blam!- off his hands

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Posted by: Frag Master
then he encountered the retarded mexican sasquatches, and then killed them with his freshly washed hands.

when there was one sasquatch left, he threw the soap under the sasquatche's legs and the retarded mexican sasquatch bent over to pick it up, so MC quickly took advantage of the situation, prison style.


But playboy TV went by for their new special(-blam!- TV) and filmed this event.

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Posted by: Snipe Assault
Posted by: Ajentkay
Then he got out the soap and washed his hands for a half hour.


But he couldnt get the endless amounts of -blam!- off his hands


you have to continue of what the reasent person said, fallow the rules plz

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he finally reached the Holy Aloe Vera Lotion of Antioch with his now freshly soiled hands, and used up all of lotion for the wrong purpose.

Now there was no lotion left, and his rash still burned, so he just went back onto his first mission to overthrow the pig overlords.

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Posted by: oompaloompa
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Posted by: Ajentkay
Then he got out the soap and washed his hands for a half hour.


But he couldnt get the endless amounts of -blam!- off his hands


you have to continue of what the reasent person said, fallow the rules plz


he must have slow internet, so it's not his fault. now back to the story, please?

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He went over the mountians and through the woods to his Granny's house.

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when all of a sudden Granny pulls out a 12 gage shotgun under her pantyhose.............

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but he found a wolf nere grannies house, he screemed, the wolf looked at him. the MC took out his RL and blew the crap out of the wolf, he whent into the house for some cookies and then continued his journey towards the ppig overlords

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when he reached the pig overlords, it turns out that they were just the three little pigs. So MC huffed, puffed, and blew, well you get the picture; not the picture in the story books.

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He roasted the piggies and ate them happily, and found he had achiebed a super-strength

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he then got a phone call from the mayor saying godzilla and mothra have returned to new your city, so the MC....

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set off for Professor Oak's house to kill him and steal the pokemon to use for target practice, since it was on the way back to the city to stop godzilla and mothra.

he reached Professor Oak's house, killed him, stole all the pokemon, and set off to stop godzilla

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along the way, the MC kills pikachu because its an annoying little bastard that wont shutup

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then he just gets tired of them all and kills them all and does naughty things to the corpses, even though they are merely poorly sketched cartoon animals.

He makes it back to the city, only to find that the mayor was just joking and that he just called MC back to seduce him, so MC engaged the enemy in a different style once again...

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he then dicided to eat the carcase as not to let it go to wayste. after finishing his meal he me a -blam!- mouse...

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All of the sudden, Sergeant Johnson shows up and they set off on a mission to find the fountain of youth, so Sergeant Johnson doesn't have to keep dying and respawning and he can just live forever instead of constantly coming back

they look for a map and find it in the mayors office, but it is sticking together because it was right next to his adult magazine collection by his phone, so they had to peel it apart carefully and read around the white stains.

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when sudenly a strange man runs in and begins lickin the the whit stains
MC pulls out his shot gun and...

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begins pumpin it in the strange mans.................

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Theyre really f'lick'ta! He runs away, but is almost killed!

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MC has to wash the paint off his -blam!- from the picachu insident, so he decides to take a bath.

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He decides to take a bath in choclate pudding, Ash and the gang joins him.
MC: hey, whats that I feel by my.........................

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ASS its a........

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