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Poll: What did you think? [closed]
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Total Votes: 2
I thought this was the funniest one from yesterday's posting:
The master chief looked at cortana's (obese) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (orange) which meant that she was (Horny)
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (retarded) Covenant locked the doors and (gang-raped) captain Keys. He was a (Amateur) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (quickie) mission. Now we are (mocked) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut off when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (Energetically) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (Groping) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (BB gun ).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (fart) over there and (obliterate) those (naked) covenant (Pickle Massagers)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (dieting) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (rolling) multible rounds into the (raging) jackals.