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Subject: MADLIB (continued)
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Instructions: The following is a mad lib my friend made when he was bored so copy the following into your response then take out all the things like (VERB) and replace them with your own word. If there is something like (VERBing) it just means write a verb like "killing".
note: i made them it shorter cause people said it was boring when it was long.

TODAYS:

After (VERBing) the (ADJECTIVE) jackals the chief was about to take a rest when cortana butt in.
"Hey, chief....that was (ADJECTIVE)! dont ever do that again or i will have to (VERB) you when you are not looking." The chief sometimes wished that the (ADJECTIVE) AI didn't live in his head. Thats when he realized he could (VERB) and she would be gone. What a/n (ADJECTIVE) idea the chief thought.

to be continued


HERE WAS YESTERDAYS BEST:

The master chief looked at cortana's (obese) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (orange) which meant that she was (Horny)
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (retarded) Covenant locked the doors and (gang-raped) captain Keys. He was a (Amateur) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (quickie) mission. Now we are (mocked) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut off when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (Energetically) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (Groping) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (BB gun ).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (fart) over there and (obliterate) those (naked) covenant (Pickle Massagers)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (dieting) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (rolling) multiple rounds into the (raging) jackals.


TO BE CONCLUDED



[Edited on 6/22/2004 10:36:44 PM]

  • 06.22.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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After (neutering) the (horny) jackals the chief was about to take a rest when cortana butt in.
"Hey, chief....that was (un called for)! dont ever do that again or i will have to (spank) you when you are not looking." The chief sometimes wished that the (peckin') AI didn't live in his head. Thats when he realized he could (flip the "off" botton) and she would be gone. What a/n (obviously cheesy) idea the chief thought.

  • 06.22.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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After (rolling) the (Colombian) Jackals the Chief was about to take a rest when Cortana butt in. "Hey Chief, that was (whack)! Don't ever do that again or I will have to (circumcise) you when you are not looking!" The Chief sometimes wished that the (chickenhead) AI didn't live in his head. That's when he realized he could (h4x0r) and she would be gone. What a (kinky) idea the Chief thought.

  • 06.22.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Whoops, sorry for the double post.

[Edited on 6/22/2004 9:51:02 PM]

  • 06.22.2004 9:48 PM PDT

After killing the canadian jackals the chief was about to take a rest when cortana butt in.
"Hey, chief....that was -blam!- dont ever do that again or i will have to hit you with the the index when you are not looking." The chief sometimes wished that the crazy AI didn't live in his head. Thats when he realized he could smash her chip and she would be gone. What a wounderful idea the chief thought.

  • 06.22.2004 10:04 PM PDT

bah

Ok, see, the point is the person can't see the other words. That's what makes these things funny. It's just stupid when people insert words that make sense.

  • 06.22.2004 10:06 PM PDT
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thank u rip... i was really fuming mad there 4 a while.

  • 06.22.2004 10:12 PM PDT
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Oh, so you want completely friggin' random? Alrighty then.

After yelling the scintilliating Jackals the Chief was about to take a rest when Cortana butt in. "Hey Chief, that was bouncy! Don't ever do that again or I will have to genetically engineer you when you are not looking!" The Chief sometimes wished that the redneck AI didn't live in his head. That's when he realized he could fly and she would be gone. What an ionized idea the Chief thought.

  • 06.22.2004 10:22 PM PDT