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Subject: HALO MADLIB
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Instructions: The following is a mad lib my friend made when he was bored so copy the following into your response then take out all the things like (VERB) and replace them with your own word. If there is something like (VERBing) it just means write a verb like "killing".
note: i made them it shorter cause people said it was boring when it was long.

TODAYS:

After (VERBing) the (ADJECTIVE) jackals the chief was about to take a rest when cortana butt in.
"Hey, chief....that was (ADJECTIVE)! dont ever do that again or i will have to (VERB) you when you are not looking." The chief sometimes wished that the (ADJECTIVE) AI didn't live in his head. Thats when he realized he could (VERB) and she would be gone. What a/n (ADJECTIVE) idea the chief thought.


HERE WAS YESTERDAYS BEST:

The master chief looked at cortana's (obese) body and realized that she had changed colors again, she was now a bright (orange) which meant that she was (Horny)
"Hey don't look at me," the master chief said "it wasnt my fault the (retarded) Covenant locked the doors and (gang-raped) captain Keys. He was a (Amateur) captain anyways."
"Chief, sometimes I think you are FUBAR" Cortana replied "We needed the captain in order to finish this (quickie) mission. Now we are (mocked) and its all your fault!"
"What do you mean it was my..." The chief was cut off when a sudden blast of plasma caught him in the back. "(CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?)" the chief yelled as the audible alarm on his MJOLNIR armor went off. The chief (Energetically) ducked behind the warthog and pulled out his MA5B. As the cheif peered out from behind the hog he saw three jackals (Groping) behind a rock.
The chief decided on a different plan of action. He slung the MA5B and pulled out his (BB gun ).
"What the hell do you think your doing?" The AI construct asked of him.
"I'm gonna (fart) over there and (obliterate) those (naked) covenant (Pickle Massagers)." Before Cortana had the chance to respond the chief had already left the relative safty provided by the hog and was (dieting) towards the jackals. As the chief approached the jackals he pulled the trigger as fast as he could, (rolling) multiple rounds into the (raging) jackals.


TO BE CONCLUDED

  • 06.22.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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Uh, you already posted this in the Flood.

  • 06.22.2004 9:55 PM PDT