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No video?

  • 06.14.2008 4:03 PM PST

Hakuna Matata

*Not Impressed*

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O.o.

Wow.

Epic Fail.

  • 06.14.2008 4:04 PM PST

I want her...

j00 funny ͡๏_͡๏

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never give up

cool i got my like 2 months ago during a TS match

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dang, that is CRAZY, hope i never have to play against you :/

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All your base are belong to us!

'I hit him so hard, he fell off the internet.'

Congratz, I guess, and thanks for sharing, but I think that it'd be better for the forums if you just kept it to yourself. If you really must show it though, try posting a film clip in the file forums, that'd be so much sweeter.

  • 06.14.2008 4:05 PM PST
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Pics or it didnt happen.

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Lol.

I really hope this was a post to lighten up the forums though.

  • 06.14.2008 4:06 PM PST

Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
You read correctly. I naked n00b have become the first player to get a legit Killtacular in a Halo 3 game. I know how impressed the Bnet community is with my double and even triple kills so I had to come here immediately and share with everyone. Don't think this is a joke, I really did get it. I'll describe it in such detail, you'll think you were playing split screen with me.

It all started today when I went to play Halo 3 and realized there was a new Double Exp weekend. I was hoping it would be infection. I have a sweet place to hide in the Pit. No one knows about it, but I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with shmunder the shmairs. I was disappointed when I saw something called gruffball? WTF is gruffball? I'm sure many of you are as unfamilar as I was, but you'll have to check it out.

I started it up and let out a squeal of excitement when I learned we had hammers. HAMMERS!!! My favorite weapon. I love owning noobs with the hammer when they try to BR me. I was thinking about going pro in Hammerzeit, but then I realized I was better with the shotgun. But I was running around just smacking people and having a blast, but I wasn't getting any kills. The scorer must have been broken because I must have killed six or seven people and I didn't get any kills. Then I saw some guy on the oragne team run right past me and blow up, then the other team got a point. How lame. They must have stuck him.

It took me a few games to warm up. I never understood where the orange team came from. They never got any kills, but the other team kept sticking them. Then it happened. I was running around smacking people when I beat down a guy. Another one popped up and I astonished myself with a double kill. Then next guy just spawned right in front of me. Triple kill. By this point I was yelling for my little brother to run into the room and watch. Another person spawned right in front of me and I smacked him with my hammer. And got an overkill. I let out a high pitched scream of joy. My mom came in because she thought I was having a seizure, but she was surprised at what came next.

One more spawned right next to me again. Another swing from my mighty hammer and the scream of Killtacular. Yes, a legit Killtacular. And a killing spree. On the same kill. I know I am the only person that got them together on the same kill. I wet myself a little and my mom said I had to clean up the couch, but I didn't listen. I ran straight for the computer and told you my story. I should probably go change my pants and get back to my game. For some reason my team hasn't been winning, but I think my LEGIT KILLTACULAR probably carried us. I'll go get back to the game. I'll be ready for your amazed comments when I get back.



Wow that was one of the funniest things i have ever read GRUFFBALL LMAO

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I wish I could have your babies

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I've gotten a Killionaire and extermination in one game of griffball, its not that hard really.

  • 06.14.2008 4:06 PM PST

Somebody put something in my drink.

Sticky this

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You, sir, are the lord of all things halo.

-Fate

  • 06.14.2008 4:06 PM PST

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
---Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell me your being sarcastic...

  • 06.14.2008 4:07 PM PST

Epic Phail. What a troll. <_<

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I got the same thing today. Whee.

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I always love your posts.

I really, really hope all of you caught the sarcasm in OP. It would be really sad if you didn't.

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I Have Two Legit...
ZOMG! lol...
On My Other Account, Its linked in my profile.

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its a joke people... and that is a jesus move! afriggin killtac! sobs with jealousy.

  • 06.14.2008 4:09 PM PST

Im a dead man walking with a double barrel shot gun

i keep getting mine in grif ball

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"We're not c*nts, we're Fitzroy!"
I <3 Australia!

Who else thinks Bungie should change Brig. Generals to look like this?

-Slindish

hahaha thank you... it has been a long time since i have seen a thread as amusing as this... unless you count all the threads whining about elites in SWAT... now they are good for a few laughs...

cheers
slindish

  • 06.14.2008 4:11 PM PST

Im a dead man walking with a double barrel shot gun

all you have to do is spawn kill in grif ball and i get it almost every time

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LOL
i loved it beautiful poetic magical it brought a smile to my face, i demand to here more tales such as theese.

however i was dissapointed that most of the bnet members took your post as serious and flamed :(
i guess it just shows how immature alot of the community is

  • 06.14.2008 4:12 PM PST