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Subject: Weird Little Kids *shakes head*
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Okay, I haven't met anyone who won't say that they were a weird little kid. So basically just give a little remembrance to everyone's favorite years (aka, the years of stupidity, aka innocence)

Okay, I would tell stories of "When I was a boy and I had a motorcycle..." (I'm a girl)
I was also addicted to salt.

  • 06.23.2004 12:05 AM PDT
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I once ate the salt crystals that are used to melt snow. And I held Hg. And I stuck tweazers in electric outlets- twice.

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i ran into a table and had to get stiches

  • 06.23.2004 12:09 AM PDT

bah

[rant]Ahh yes, I can remember a time when there were good, wholesome shows on TV. Shows like Seseme Street and Mr. Rodgers. Now, it's all Teletubbies, and Barney. Sure, Barney teaches kids good values, but the whole dinosaur coming to life really ought to frek people ouot, not make them sing and dance like idiots. And there is this new show, I can't even quite describe it, but I had to watch five minutes of it because I was wondering what the -blam!- it was. Turns out, there are these magic blobs that fly around and plop kids down on spinning disks and the kids dance. Weird -blam!- I tell you. What are these young kids learning? Poor basterds...[/rant]

  • 06.23.2004 12:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: PsychoElite
i ran into a table and had to get stiches


I tried that one too.

  • 06.23.2004 12:12 AM PDT
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Mr. Rogers scared me so bad...I thought he would come out of the tv and touch me or something. I still have nightmares.

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Posted by: The Rip Saw
[rant]Ahh yes, I can remember a time when there were good, wholesome shows on TV. Shows like Seseme Street and Mr. Rodgers. Now, it's all Teletubbies, and Barney. Sure, Barney teaches kids good values, but the whole dinosaur coming to life really ought to frek people ouot, not make them sing and dance like idiots. And there is this new show, I can't even quite describe it, but I had to watch five minutes of it because I was wondering what the -blam!- it was. Turns out, there are these magic blobs that fly around and plop kids down on spinning disks and the kids dance. Weird -blam!- I tell you. What are these young kids learning? Poor basterds...[/rant]


You mean the thing where there are these glowing, round, velvety-looking aliens that spin and chant? 'cause that show scared the s.hit out of me! Watched for like 3 minutes because it was so strange. *shivers*

  • 06.23.2004 12:14 AM PDT
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When I was 3 I ate a wasp...

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I used to massacre ants with my capri suns.

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well aren't you the smart one jk

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cool!...

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yeah, until I was about 4 I refused to sleep in a bed. I preferred the floor *shrugs*

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My mom opened my mouth and saw bug legs and stuff... Im sure it wasn't pretty.

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Posted by: Atsumi
My mom opened my mouth and saw bug legs and stuff... Im sure it wasn't pretty.


I have a queasy stomach, lol

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I junior high, me and my friends thought it was the coolest thing to make eachother pass out by stopping the oxygen flow to the brain....

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My dad says that I used to stick my arm down our Airdayle's throat, and pull his wang. I don't remember, or believe that though... Then later that evil b.astard, monster dog bit my face. (totally unrelated incidents)

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Posted by: byrum
My dad says that I used to stick my arm down our Airdayle's throat, and pull his wang. I don't remember, or believe that though... Then later that evil b.astard, monster dog bit my face.


Did you atleast get a awesome scar?

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not awesome. it's right on my upper lip.

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oh that's too bad. I'm sorry.

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I have a scar on my stomach from climbing trees, it's shaped like a tooth.

  • 06.23.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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No one sees the scar though, I got a really, really good plastic seargent. (you know what I mean) only people who know are that ones that I've told.

I also had a scar on my stomach- oddly enough, also tree-climbing related...

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[quote]Posted by: byrum
No one sees the scar though, I got a really, really good plastic seargent. (you know what I mean) only people who know are that ones that I've told.

Not very many people are observant. In the 8th grade I had 3 boys tell me that I did not have braces, when I had had them for 7 months.

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Posted by: byrum

I also had a scar on my stomach- oddly enough, also tree-climbing related...


Weird...

  • 06.23.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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indeed.

  • 06.23.2004 12:31 AM PDT
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Anybody have any good stories involving urination???

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