- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
The master chief wasted the gold swordsman in the back with a/n (smelly cheese) gun. He launched (532) (loogies) into its dead body. "(YOU MONKEY FONDLING HOMOGENIZED COW MILKER)!!!" hollered Cortana. "You weren't supposed to kill that swordsman, you were supposed to (say hello to) it! You (stinky, dirty) (mother of Confucius)!!" The swordsman groaned, "I'm not dead yet!" The Chief decided that this sounded rather like a (line from Monty Python), so he (human-pancak)ed the (silly ole') elite until it was delirious.