- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: The Next Canoli
I'm a cool Moderator, I don't like to ban people like all the other -blam!- Mods do.
You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homo-blam!- midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal -blam!-; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling -blam!-. You couldn't get a job cleaning -blam!- off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! Get a glass belly button; that way, if your head goes any further up your ass, you can still look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.