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Subject: The Legendary Map Pack is a failure

Posted by: NAKED N00B 14
I just bought the map pack, but I am writing this from my friend's house. Long story short, my parents wouldn't give me the $10 so I sold my xbox and all the accessories to my neighbor for $10 only to realize that Bungie made it impossible to play these without Xbox or Halo 3. I don't know what they were thinking when they made this decision. I am sure there are plenty of people with PS3 that would love to play Metal Gear Solid on the new maps, but once again Bungie had to go and mess things up.

I was so excited to finally get the new maps that I eventually decided just to come over to my friend's house to download the maps here. When I got here and started downloading the maps, he pointed out that he already had the maps and I didn't need to download them. What an idiot. He obviously failed math. We had two players playing on the same xbox so we obviously needed two of each map. I need some smarter friends.

The problem is, I don't know where to put the $10 that I just got. I tried putting it in the disc tray, but it didn't accept it. I also tried yelling "HEY HERE IS MY $10" but that didn't work either. So eventually me and my friend just took turns playing the new maps. But once I played I was severely disappointed.

I was happy to learn that Blackout had both a sword and a shotgun, two of the most skilled weapons of the game, but a little bit into the game I quickly realized the downfall of the map. There is are two noob towers as I like to call them. One is completely devoted to the sniper and one is completely devoted to the BR. How can Bungie allow such a promising map be destroyed by these noob weapons.

My complaint about ghost town is that it is too fun. I saw the Mongoose and I quickly had fun racing around, but I was disturbed by the other team killing me. Yes, they killed the innocent player riding the Mongoose. Bungie, I would like the Banpuppy to come with the Banhammer and Bansmack them. Thank you.

Next was Avalanche. I don't really know if I like this map. For the majority of the game I was walking around and ever got stuck in a Blizzard for over 10 minutes. Well I thought it was a blizzard. Everything was white and no matter how much I shot or threw grenades, I couldn't skill anyone. Then my friend pointed out I was walking into a white wall. So I'll have to give my opinion on that one later.

Thanks Bungie for listening to my comments and changing things promptly. If you agree with me feel free to join my group.


LOL. Not quite as good as the story about a guy who ran around high ground giving all of his fallen commrads CPR, but a good read none the less.

  • 07.03.2008 9:59 PM PDT
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This is a hilarious OP, and the people who fall for it are almost as funny.

  • 07.03.2008 9:59 PM PDT

Entertaining, but not your best.

  • 07.03.2008 9:59 PM PDT
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WAIT A MOMENT! you sold all your accesories and your Xbox for.....10 freaken dollers

you couled have sold them for like $50

ROFL

oh it was sarcasem

[Edited on 07.03.2008 10:01 PM PDT]

  • 07.03.2008 10:00 PM PDT

Yeah. I went there.

Sarcastic threads aren't funny.

  • 07.03.2008 10:01 PM PDT

Posted by: DeadlyAroma
Sarcastic threads aren't funny.


To you, but the rest of us get a few chuckles.

  • 07.03.2008 10:03 PM PDT

"Exploring the distance between 0 and 1."

the funny thing is, this isnt funny at all.

  • 07.03.2008 10:03 PM PDT

Intoxicated Warthawg driver for Hire
Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

It never fails to amaze me the amount of people that don't get parody threads. I'm not talking to those of you who get it and don't think it's funny. That's ok seriously at least you do get it. No, I'm talking to those of you who don't get it, who take each and every word at face value. You frighten me.

~ Peeps

  • 07.03.2008 10:04 PM PDT
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My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others. My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter it; and were it, I'd not do so

lolz

This was good, but I think you could have done better, Naked N00b. :D

  • 07.03.2008 10:05 PM PDT

Brilliant

  • 08.18.2008 8:53 AM PDT
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Naked noob is my idol lol.

  • 08.18.2008 8:57 AM PDT

naked n00b, im tired of these threads your making, first the purple reign one, now this, and probably many others, just stop please, i consider it spam, but thats not my job.... thats the ninja's job

  • 08.18.2008 9:01 AM PDT

These "funny" threads are boring now....

  • 08.18.2008 9:03 AM PDT

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it.

Posted by: Steve11589
Brilliant


Dude stop reviving these threads.

  • 08.18.2008 9:03 AM PDT

Posted by: Senior89
These "funny" threads are boring now....

seriously

  • 08.18.2008 9:04 AM PDT

I know your post was sarcasm, but the legendary map pack IS a failure.

  • 08.18.2008 9:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: THE_OMEGA
Thats YOUR fault not Bungie's. And there's a little thing called "youtube" look up map reviews on youtube. idiot. quit crying.

you're doing it wrong

  • 08.18.2008 9:07 AM PDT
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Naked N00B is back =]

I hope Anchrronos Falls for it again !

Thats was halrious. Anchronos failed to see that the thrread was obviously sarcasm, then he trid to cover it up by locking the threead!

HSHAHAHAHA

*Bows down to naked noob for emmbarising a Bungie employee*

  • 08.18.2008 9:07 AM PDT
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lol nice thread

  • 08.18.2008 9:08 AM PDT

...because I'm awesome. Yes, I am.

big lol

  • 08.18.2008 9:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: Pokezilla
Posted by: Senior89
These "funny" threads are boring now....

seriously


These threads are old. I don't remember how old this one is, but occasionally I will see my old threads bumped and then I get flamed for making new ones. Its not new buddy.

  • 08.18.2008 9:10 AM PDT

█ █ █ █HaloTech █ █ █ █ █
█ █The Group of the Future....

One of the greatest threads of all time. I lol'ed, A LOT

NAKED NOOB you are 1337

[Edited on 08.18.2008 9:13 AM PDT]

  • 08.18.2008 9:11 AM PDT

there comeing for you barbra look there goes one of them now

you are a dumb ass a complete dumb ass

  • 08.18.2008 9:12 AM PDT

Good joke. Your threads always make me laugh. Loved the part about putting your $10 into the disc tray.
/totally serious (I noticed this sounded kinda like sarcasm)

  • 08.18.2008 9:14 AM PDT

Bring Back Headlong!
Best Halo 2 Map Ever!

lol, I love theese posts.

  • 08.18.2008 9:15 AM PDT