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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Jackel 1: like, man! have you seen those new fries they're doing in McDonalds lately?

Jackel 2: yeah they're great!

Jackel 3: Hey look that little rock over there has them chips you were talking about splurting out of it.

Jackel 1: No you @$$#0L£ ! Thats a gren-

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!

An incredibly blown up Jackel 3: A grenboom? Is that a tipe of burger in McDonalds?

  • 08.03.2004 3:25 AM PDT

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I wish my grass was emo....that way it would cut itself
If Emeril Lagasse was at bungie I think he would say -blam!-

Gold Jackel: Did you guys hear about Halo 2 is coming out?

Jackel23: Yeah i got a part as jackel #2564

Whole Group: Really?

Jackel23:Yep im gonna be famous.

Gold Jackal:your so lucky what are you going to do?

Jackel23:I get to.......get this....Throw a grenade at Master Chief!!

Whole Group:WOW!

Master Chief: how ironic

BOOOOOOMMMM....strike

  • 08.04.2004 3:10 AM PDT
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hey look that stupid fat guy over there threw that pic it up!

bite me you pic it up......BOOM

  • 08.08.2004 3:30 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: how do you like my new shield

Jackal 2 and Jackal 3: shut up

Jackal 4: what the he** is that

Jackal 1 screams: get it off get it off all others fire on him

grenade blows

All jackals in unison: oh shi*

  • 08.08.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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the jackals: hey no littering wait what the?

  • 08.09.2004 3:34 AM PDT

I like my Covenant like i like my woman, screamin and with a sticky on there face.

what happened why arent there any new ones

  • 08.09.2004 8:40 AM PDT
Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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hoo shopbe



nice !!!!

  • 08.11.2004 3:43 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

[color=027403]cool[/color]

  • 08.12.2004 9:02 AM PDT
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Jackal: looks down and sees the frag: "Dammit! Third time today!"

Jackal at the end: Oh look! a bird's egg!

  • 08.12.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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realy the jackals dont talk they kinda ror like a dinosour. and the person huo sed somthing was a grunt probably saying "he almost got me" or sumthing that a little grunt would say.

  • 08.12.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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grenade drops
jackles: huh?
boom
jackles:ahhhh
grunt: oooooo that has got to sting.

  • 08.12.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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jackle 1:what did that monky throw at us?
jackle 2:you know what monkys throw.
jackle 3:i dare you to tuch it.
jackle 1:no you tuch it
jackle 4:ummm GUYS I DON...
BOOM
grunt:oooooo that has got to sting.

  • 08.12.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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Jackals: ooooooo shiny....
_KABOOM_!

  • 08.13.2004 5:37 PM PDT
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Jackals: (jorge, the one with the yellow shield) Franko is dead but hes frien Pablo ees still alive, we must keel im tongiht. "But Jorge, Pablo... he, he is too stron, we cannot!" ::nods and murmurs in agreement::

Jorge: Friens.. friens, please Haw haw haw, I have a present for Pablo.. Jose! com out! ::big guy walks out from behind tree:: Jose will deel with Pablo tonit...

Pablo(mc): Aye Franko!.. it was jorge....JORGE!!!!! ::runs towards jackals with rifle de asalto, and throws grenade::

jackals: Aye! Es el grananda del muerte!

(for reference 'jose' or the elite, said Beunos tardes! to master chief but it cut off too soon... rather they muted it)

  • 08.14.2004 3:43 AM PDT
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Jackel: Holy crap i don't think we are going to make it to the sequel

  • 08.15.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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'Quick everyone stand togehter! He can't kill us if we're standing together in a tight formation!'

  • 08.16.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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LMAO jackles:WHAT THE?......AAAHHHGGGGRRRRAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.18.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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CORRICTION! "What the?.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!.....son of a -blam!-!........."

  • 08.18.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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"where jackles and where happy to be jackles....where jackles and where happy to be...-blam!-...BOOM!....SON OF A -blam!-!..."



yes it's my 3 post big deal.....

  • 08.18.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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*Master Chief sees dead comrade*
Master Cheif: They took his bacon.....

*Master Chief walks over and sees the Grunts*
Alien 1: Damn, that's a shweet shield!
Alien 2: You like it? I saw it on 'Pimp My Shield'.

Master Chief: They're eating.... my..... BACON!
*MC throws Frag*

All Aliens: EGGS GO GREAT WITH BACON!
Alien 2: It's already cooki-

*Frag blows up*

Alien 1: Screw this! I want a bagel!

  • 08.22.2004 9:43 PM PDT
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no, i think that kerry's tax plans are...
-BOOM!-

  • 08.23.2004 8:58 PM PDT
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Now remember boys, dont fire till ya see the whites of thier eyes...or ass!

  • 08.25.2004 11:32 PM PDT
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Ok, I'm Spanish, the grunt says "están por todas partes" that means: "they're everywhere"
Grunts... Their stupidity has no ends... Specially when they run towards their comrades with a plasma nade on their heads...

  • 08.27.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: OOOoohh.. hey what's that glowing thing?
Jackal 2: I think it's a gre..
BOOOOOM!!

  • 08.28.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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MC- "ah crap!!! they got the beer!!! stupid covenant@$$holes!"

Jackel- "man, whats this stuff?"
Jackel2- dunno lets try it out
jackel start drinking
MC- oh, oh thats it!!!
goes to dead marines
jackel4- ah crap! i pissed on my shield!
MC lobs a grenade
Grunts- RUN AWAY!!!
Elite- oh -blam!-!
Jackel3- ohhh man i think i'm halu-
BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
MC- that'll teach them to drink my beer!!!
Jackel1- call the hun--
MC shoots jackel

  • 08.28.2004 8:21 PM PDT