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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Jackal 1: Alright, guys, be on the lookout for the Master Chief!
Jackal 2: What does he look like?
*plasma grenade bounces in between the group*
Jackal 2: Is that him?
Jackal 1: I think so.
Jackal 3: No way. I always thought he'd be taller.
Jackal 1: Well, only one way to find out: let's get a closer look.
*grenade explodes*
MC: Works every time!

  • 08.30.2004 12:02 AM PDT
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Jackal - MY CANDY!

  • 09.03.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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haha its hilarious I can't even understand them but its still funny

  • 09.04.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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jakel 1: look I'm not saying it isn't pretty yellow just ain't your color.

Jakel 2: oh yeah well your just jealous.

All Jakels: ha ha ha jealous your over reacting.
grenade blows up HJakels go flying.

Elite: I knew they were bird-like but not in that way.

  • 09.06.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Jakal with golden shield: and thats why you shouldn't throw rocks at me.
(grenade hits jakal in the back of the head)

OW!
RIGHT!
YOUR REALY GONNA GET....

((((BOOM))))

  • 09.07.2004 3:58 AM PDT
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Jakal 1: and thats how they managed to disarm and remove the plasma grenade from my helmet.
Jakal 2: wow!
Jakal 1: yea you know i think i've got to be the luckiest Jakal on this ring
(grenade sticks to 1st jakal's head)
Jakal 1: you know, this sods law thing is really getting out of hand
((BANG))

  • 09.07.2004 4:03 AM PDT
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jackal 1:"hey is that food?"
jackal 2:"i dunno, lets look at it for a wee bit."

  • 09.07.2004 8:16 AM PDT
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MC's Deep Fried Jackals
Recipe:
Take 5 or 6 Jackals
Mix them together on a grassy field
Add one grenade and cook for 1 1/2 seconds
Take out bits of shield and plasma guns until edible
Add a touch of garlic for flavor

Bon Appetite!

  • 09.09.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Jackal 1:QWEIRJFNCEINFIEFNF (Translation) =Dude what the hell is that giant red circle on you?
Jackal 2:ERIOEURIEURIEURIERUIEUR (Traslation)= I dunno i've never seen it before? wait a minute isn't that the dude were supposed to kill?
Jackal 1:GTRIGJRIGNJRIGNIRNGI (Translation) = I dunno let's ask him.........................Hey dude were not really here to fight we just want to go so were gonna go then alright!
Master Chief: Oh God their attacking!!!!!!
Jackal 1: SHFSFHDDJGGJ......................D@#@#(Traslation) = Hey i think he's doing something he's moving around al ot and now he's........(Shoots Jackal 2).............Holy crap your dead

  • 09.11.2004 5:39 AM PDT

Friends are essetial to survival...they give the enemy something to shoot at.

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i think one of the jakals is saying "it's my birthday"

  • 09.11.2004 5:35 PM PDT

Friends are essetial to survival...they give the enemy something to shoot at.

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Spartans of Earth

i think one of the jakals is saying "it's my birthday"

  • 09.11.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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LOLOLOLOL

  • 09.16.2004 3:15 PM PDT
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while the jackals scream , master chief quickly throws a grenade......................crap.............the grenade doesnt work.....dammit! so the master chief shoots the nearby frag grenade and watches the bodies of the fallen covenant fly in the air and blood covers the area.

OH AND I RESERVED THE LIMITED EDITION HALO 2 GAME!!!!!!!!!!

ALL WILL BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME FURY!!!!

THOSE WHO DONT GET 500 ROUNDS IN THEIR CHEST AND THE GET THE PRIVALIGE OF BEING DECAPITATED BY ME!!!!!!

WHEN A LEADER TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU WILL DO IT OR PERISH!!!

I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE READY FOR THE BEST HALO PLAYER WHO EVER LIVED!!!

  • 09.16.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Aye, mis daños del extremo!

  • 09.18.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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ha ha ill own you -blam!- bring it on.

  • 09.19.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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Alfonzo (orange shield): Hey Look guys! My mommy got me a orange shield today! I came complete with the Egineer of Zargon's signature!

Jackal 2: Dude...Are you ever going to move out of your mom's house?

Jackal 3: Yeah dude, your like, thirty.

Alfonzo: Your just jealous!

*grenade lands*

Alfonzo: Ooh! My shield can take the blast! It can take 1000 life points!

*grenade blows up*

Alfonzo flying away: Tell mommy I loved heeeer!!

  • 09.19.2004 3:12 PM PDT
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Man that was freakin funny. why was it in spanish though

  • 09.20.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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MC: This is what you bastards get for crappin on my armor

  • 09.27.2004 10:37 PM PDT
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Looks like we've come up up with another grenade.
WAIT THAT'S NOT OURS!!!

BLABOOOM!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.28.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Yellow Jackel: Damn, I get a promotion but out here stuck with a bunch of dumb rookies.

(MC tosses grenade.)

Rookie: What the hell is that thing?

---BOOM!!!---

  • 10.04.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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The Jackal says:"Que mala Suerte" meaning "what bad luck".It makes more sense in Spanish.

lol crazy Jackals




  • 10.05.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Thats not Spanish - that's French.

  • 10.05.2004 5:19 PM PDT

◘♪♫♪Flyin through your neighborhood at hyperspeed, astro travelin♪♫♪◘
Ω∞Hora Incerta Mors Certa ∞Ω
◘Rumble, young man, Rumble◘ Ω∞Muhammad Ali∞Ω
♠♣♥♦Gamertag♦♥♣♠ Guy La Deoche

*Jackals standing in a circle around a grunt with his panties down(cuz thats what they wear)

Gold Jackal: "It puts the Lotion on it's skin!"

Blue Jackal: "Sir, why do I always get sloppy seconds?"

Gold Jackal: "Shut up, and make sure the Elite doens't see us, or hes gonna
make us crawl up his ass again."

  • 10.05.2004 11:15 PM PDT
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Jackal:in training when they threw grenades they say we have to block it with our sheilds!
Marine in tree:Ill just let this down and!
jackal:we did IEAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marine in tree: B00M!
grenade:BANG!!!!!!!!!

  • 10.06.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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Jackel1:Hey guys wassup

Jackel2: nothin much just kicken human butt

Jackel3: yea were so good we can dodge gernades and stuff

Gernade bounces next to him...

Jackel4: dodge gernades huh? well i slept with ur mom last night jeff

Jeff: WHA-BOOOOOOOOMMM

  • 10.09.2004 7:25 PM PDT