- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Jackal 1: "Hey, you guys seen that Spartan around? I think his name is MasterChef or something like that?"
Jackal 3: "Its MasterChief; cumquat!"
Jackal 4: "His name sure is cool though."
Jackal 2: "Shut up chod! Ya know, that Cortanna seems like one piece of work!"
Jackal 1: "Whatever, I don't care what his name is. I heard he is a real jackass! Even the Elites are scared pissless of him!"
Jackal 2: "Ya know, I ran into him once. I WAS beating him senseless, but then that damn Johnson came along!"
Jackal 4: "He is a Jackass. ...... ........"
Jackal 3: "Here he goes on his MasterChief rant again!"
Jackal 2: "Why the hell do you always disagree with me, I hid until he left; end of story!"
Jackal 4: "I believe you. .... ........."
Jackal 3: "Shut up, your also the one who believed that crap about the prophet of Regret being -blam!-!"
Jackal 3: "Are you serious?"
Jackal 4: "I heard it from one of the elite guards, they said he was a thesbian!"
Jackal 1: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!, I don't believe that! If he was homo-blam!-, I would . .... .err guys?
Yellow Jackal: "Who is talking about the Prophet of Regret like that? I want an answer now before all of you get hanged!"
Jackal 2 points to 3: "It was him!"
Yellow Jackal overreacts! "I didn't know you were -blam!-?!?! We could have been hanging out a long time ago!
Jackal 3: "Im gonna blow away both all of you, two are -blam!-, one of you is retarded, and the other is a narc!"
Jackal 1: "Just blow me before we die okay?"
Jackal 4: "I heard that MasterChief is really on our side!"
Yellow Jackal: "If anyone is gonna get blowed its me, I WILL PULL RANK ON YOU GUYS!"
MasterChief vomits inside his suit: "If its alright with you guys, I think I will blow my own head off!"
Take it or leave it, that is my 'rendition'.
St0n3dSpartan