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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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"-blam!- who dropped the soap."-jackal

"hahahaha, wooops i guess i did that, but that aint soap."-spartan

"huh??!"-all jackals

BOOM

  • 11.15.2004 3:33 PM PDT
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MC:employee of the month for KFC in the year 2552, is just one grenade away....

  • 11.16.2004 2:56 AM PDT
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hey get blown up and says " what a butter face!" thats what i hear in it

  • 11.16.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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I heard him say "That's MY bagel!"

:-P

Patrick

  • 11.17.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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Ogvod was just thinking this meeting would never end!

  • 11.17.2004 11:03 PM PDT
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mexican jackals!!! Now I've seen everything!!

  • 11.18.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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*Yellow Jackal: So what are you guys doin' tonight?
*Blue Jackal (far left): Well me and Gruntalena are going on a hot date to this new restaurant called "The Pillar of Autum", then were gonna' take a romantic ride on a dropship and watch the sunset...
*Blue Jackal (left): Oh ya, well me and ralph here (pionts to jackal on right) are going to poke the human with a stick that they captured.
Blue Jackal (far right): that sounds like fun can I tag along?
*MC (whispering) wow their lives are more pathetic than I thought better end it for them... (tosses nade)
*Blue Jackal (far left, looking at the nade) hey that looks like the perfect gift for grunta-

BOOOOM!!!

  • 11.18.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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at the end it sounded like Gruntalena saying "hey thats my date!"

  • 11.18.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: "Hey, you guys seen that Spartan around? I think his name is MasterChef or something like that?"
Jackal 3: "Its MasterChief; cumquat!"
Jackal 4: "His name sure is cool though."
Jackal 2: "Shut up chod! Ya know, that Cortanna seems like one piece of work!"
Jackal 1: "Whatever, I don't care what his name is. I heard he is a real jackass! Even the Elites are scared pissless of him!"
Jackal 2: "Ya know, I ran into him once. I WAS beating him senseless, but then that damn Johnson came along!"
Jackal 4: "He is a Jackass. ...... ........"
Jackal 3: "Here he goes on his MasterChief rant again!"
Jackal 2: "Why the hell do you always disagree with me, I hid until he left; end of story!"
Jackal 4: "I believe you. .... ........."
Jackal 3: "Shut up, your also the one who believed that crap about the prophet of Regret being -blam!-!"
Jackal 3: "Are you serious?"
Jackal 4: "I heard it from one of the elite guards, they said he was a thesbian!"
Jackal 1: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!, I don't believe that! If he was homo-blam!-, I would . .... .err guys?
Yellow Jackal: "Who is talking about the Prophet of Regret like that? I want an answer now before all of you get hanged!"
Jackal 2 points to 3: "It was him!"
Yellow Jackal overreacts! "I didn't know you were -blam!-?!?! We could have been hanging out a long time ago!
Jackal 3: "Im gonna blow away both all of you, two are -blam!-, one of you is retarded, and the other is a narc!"
Jackal 1: "Just blow me before we die okay?"
Jackal 4: "I heard that MasterChief is really on our side!"
Yellow Jackal: "If anyone is gonna get blowed its me, I WILL PULL RANK ON YOU GUYS!"
MasterChief vomits inside his suit: "If its alright with you guys, I think I will blow my own head off!"

Take it or leave it, that is my 'rendition'.
St0n3dSpartan

  • 11.19.2004 6:32 AM PDT
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lol it says,"Nade"!!!! in spanish... i can tell

  • 11.19.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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MC: Go up to the stupid Jackals, toss a frag, Move on.

Jackal 1: Let's all go for drinks tonight.
Jackal 2: Let's not. We'd get in trouble.

BOOM!

As they fly dying in midair We're in trouble anyways

  • 11.19.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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[color=lime]I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND PLAYED[/color][color=crimson] HALO 2 [/color][color=lime]LIKE I WANTED[/color]

  • 11.19.2004 10:41 PM PDT
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EAT IT BITC*

  • 11.20.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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HOLY SHI-then he dies

  • 11.20.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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Jackals -"Master Cheif can't you see we weren't all in our places yet?"

P2- "Sorry guys, my bad."

BOOM!!

Elite- "Bring in a new set of Jackals Player two screwed up again, places everyone!"

  • 11.22.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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Jackal: "WHAT THE FU...."

  • 11.23.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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that was great

  • 11.27.2004 4:40 PM PDT
Subject: The last words
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ahhhhhhhh What does that alein say at the end?

  • 11.28.2004 12:35 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!!!

  • 11.28.2004 12:56 PM PDT
Subject: Master Cheif, what would you do with a frag grenade?
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-Man, I tell you what I'd do. I'd kill five jackals at the same time.
-Five jackals at the same time?
-Hell yeah, always wanted to do that.

  • 11.29.2004 8:56 AM PDT
Subject: Jackals Like Human Games Too
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"Kick The Can!"

  • 11.29.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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Jackal1: Aren't we supposed to be watching for something?
Jackal3: ummmm duuuuuu idunno
Jackal 4: duh the GreenArmored guy
(grenade flies into middle of jackal pack)
Jackal1: hey look at that round Grunt candy... always wanted to try some of that stuff...
Jackal2: that looks kinda familiar.....(boom)
Jackal1: (flying in the air) nevermind... don't want anymore grunt candy

And that is my side of the story lol
Elf

  • 11.30.2004 4:22 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Gold shield jackal: Hey did you guys ever have the feeling we were being watched, it just sends this bad vibe down my spine......OMG GREN......

  • 11.30.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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"What the hell is that?"
"I think it's a fiesta or some damn thing."

  • 12.01.2004 12:48 PM PDT