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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Jackal 1- Hey are those grunts throwing rocks at us again?
Jackal 2- Ummm, that aint no rock.
Jackal 1- well what the hell is it?
Jackal 3- that looks like a gren-

-BOOM-

Jackal 2- Told you it wasnt no rock
Jackal 1- Your retarded
Jackal 3- Why the hell are we still alive?

  • 12.02.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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Hasta la vista senorita.

  • 12.02.2004 6:43 PM PDT
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Join the halo movie clan and sign the petition!!! Click on my links below in my signature. Plz we are trying our hardest to get a halo movie up

  • 12.05.2004 7:02 AM PDT
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Master Chief John SPARTAN-117: (Thinking) Man, are they blind? This is too easy!

Commander Jackal: "Grenade!"

Jackal 1: "Lemonade?"

Jackal 2: "Is that why your shield is yellow?"

Commander Jackal: "No! I said--"

--BOOM!-- --MSN Message Alert Sound--

Grunt: "Hey, I got a message from 'Master Chief'. Huh? 'You're Next'? What the Hell does that mean?"
Master Chief: Man, I got blood on my armor. Knew I shouldn't have worn olive drab after Labour Day

  • 12.05.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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Other Things the grunt may have said:

Flightless my shiny red ASS!

Thanksgiving already?

I didn't do it!

Dude! Did you see that, Elite? Elite? Hello? Oh -blam!-...

*Gasp* Can't..... breathe..... need..... methane.... tank.....

Good thing I left that food-nipple all the way back here!

That's what you get when you play "Grunty in the Middle"!

  • 12.05.2004 8:41 AM PDT
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I think he says Happy Birthday!!
Poor Jackals there so easy to kill.

  • 12.05.2004 9:03 AM PDT
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Jackal 1: Hot potato anyone?

Jackal 2: What are we gonna use? *Looks around*

MC: This.
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BOOM
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  • 12.05.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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MC: Come on everybody group picture. Just let me reach for my camera. Man is this
camera heavy or what?

JACKALS: Hey that is not a camera!!

MC: BOOM!!! The old reach-for-camera-grab-rocket-launcher works all the time.

  • 12.11.2004 9:53 AM PDT
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OLY OLY OXEN FREE....all out in the free....we're all free........WOOHOOO....SPARTANS RULE

  • 12.11.2004 6:52 PM PDT
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Jackal: so guys....back on high charity...dude theres this bangin drone....i think she likes me.....and.....(grenade flys onto screen) wtf is that guys
Another Jackal: i dunno it looks like that stuff my mom fed my other brothers.....but they're all dead now for some reason
Elite: HOLY -blam!- GUYS RUN
(BOOOOMMM)

  • 12.11.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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Jackel: this is gonna git alot worse before it gets better

  • 12.12.2004 9:42 AM PDT
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Is it me, or did a Jackel say ''Mala Suerte'', spanish for bad luck

  • 12.12.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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Ay Carumba! Me duele la cabeza. Dondé es mi brazo?!?

  • 12.13.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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"Jackals get worked."

  • 12.13.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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jackal 1: hey guys pull my finger
jackal 2345: ahh no do we have to?
Jackal 1:yes
Jackals: fine *pull*
-BOOM-
jackals 2,3,4,5: wow thats a good party trick

  • 12.14.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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Comment to video version when grenade drops.

::Grunts look::

#1: "Well we should have seen that coming."
#2: "Agreed...anyone going to run, or should we just die?"
#3: "I vote die."
#1: "No surprise there."
#4: "LISTEN! Guys! We can't just deba"
-BOOM!-
#5: "I'm flying!"

Elite thinking:
"Sure is a nice day, birds chirping, grenades exploding...wait...what was that last part?"
::bird chirps::
Elite: "Hey little birdy!"

  • 12.14.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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"What the"- Jackal

"Mah Pussah!!!"- Grunt

  • 12.14.2004 9:36 PM PDT
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Jackal-1: Hey Mr.elite i got ur plasma rifle
Elite: whatever im going to get some beer, why are we stationed on this planet anyway?
Jackal-2: you said he was gonna freak larry you owe me ten bucks.
Larry: how about i pee on your sheild instead.
Jackal-3: Hmm. Did anyone hear a clicking sound.
Jackal-1: yea it sounded like a gren.BOOOOOOM
Jackal-2: hey anyone smell motor oil? cause i do.

  • 12.15.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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Teenage mutant Non-Ninja Jackals

OR

Bet you cant stick it.

  • 12.15.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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[Before grenade detanotes]

Jackels: CHUG CHUG CHUG

[Grenade is detonating]

Jackels: BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!

  • 12.17.2004 11:38 AM PDT
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sounded like he said BUNGIE to me.

  • 12.19.2004 4:48 AM PDT
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It sez: picked up 240 rounds for assault rifle

  • 12.19.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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to me it sounds like the jackal at the end says "don't bother me".

  • 12.20.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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Blue Jack: Hey buddy where u get the sheild from huh?
Gold Jack: No its mine you guys cant have it
Then the Blue Jacks Make a circle around him ready to jump him for the sheild
Gold Jack: Says guys look the demon is throwin a granade
Blue Jack: Say nice try.

Lat8r on they all go BOOM!

  • 12.22.2004 12:50 PM PDT
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Jackal #1 - What was that?
Jackal #2 - I have no idea...Could you pass me my arm, please?

  • 12.24.2004 10:37 AM PDT