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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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The Jackals were having a secret meating when a grenade comes flying in the captain jackal is so scared he slurrs his speech and yells "What they" boom end of the jackals and there secret rebelion against the elites. The spartan was just as confused as we are to what the jackal said, so dont bother asking him.Lol

  • 01.24.2005 5:14 PM PDT
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Random Blue Shield Jackal-Huh? You got a Golden shield? You better give that to me son, or...I'll rap you to death!
*begins rapping*
Yo Yo Yo this is DJ Random Blue Shielded Jackal here tonight and I'm going for some Freestyle!
Yo, my name is Jo, I am very bowed and I can limbo and...(continues bad lyrics)
MC: Nooooooo!!!!! MAKE THE HORROR STOP!!!! *throws grenade*
RBSJ:...and I'm going bada bang bang -BOOM-
*notices Master Chief*
RBSG: Good Idea, bad bang bang boom...
MC: *Sweatdrops*

  • 01.24.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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jackal 1-got a new sheild, it last ten times longer then the blue

jackal 2- ill hide behind you next battle

jackel 1-hell no mother fu... what the hell BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • 01.24.2005 9:22 PM PDT
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Yo soy master cheif
SOY TU MUERTE!!
UN bombardo para ti!!!
HAHAHA yo soy excelente y verde es muy guapo
oh crapito hay mas
MUERTO para ti
yo gano y son muy bien

  • 01.25.2005 9:57 AM PDT
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maybe if we dance it will rain and then we will have to hide in the library

  • 01.25.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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The hourly C-SAM (Covenant Safety Awareness Meeting)
..."and lastly, always remember to wear your hard hat...safety firs"...BOOOM!!!!

  • 01.26.2005 4:50 PM PDT
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*jackels talking* hey so when should i come over your house i got a 6 pack and a lot of food and i also got the movie called the jackels within,
*other jackel talking* oo sure....hey i was playing rainbow 6 and i threw a gernade and a spanish guy always say gernade in spanish isnt that weird?
*other jckel talking* lol when i guy threws a gernade at me ill say gernade in spanish......hmm what know?
*jackel talking* well i hope someone green and really tall come here and tosses a gernade.....
*the sound of a tossed gernade is heard by the jackels*
*BOOOOM*
*gernada!!!*

  • 01.27.2005 4:14 AM PDT
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JACKAL " WE COME IN PEACE ". MASTER CHIEF " OOPS! "

  • 01.29.2005 1:51 AM PDT
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I think he said "AHHH!! Let's go shopping."

  • 01.30.2005 5:44 PM PDT
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Jackel 1: That's good, very brave. See Lexal we all share your feelings of guilt. Nobody wants to kill the humans, but we must serve the Covenant Army.
Jackel 2: Hey whats that?
Jackel 1: Speak only when you have the golden shield! Sorry Lex...Bam!!

  • 01.31.2005 7:48 AM PDT
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Jackal Gold; 'right guys act all military like and stuff'

jackal blue 1: 'theres a weird shiny inanimate object that moves looking at us'

Jackal Gold: 'Enough with the halucinations, for prophets sake'

*grenade thrown*

jackal blue 5: 'what is this silver ball'

Jackal Gold; 'its called a grenade they blow up releasing shrapnel and killing nmearlly everything within a 20m radius'

Jackal blue 2; 'how long till it shrapnelrises'

Jackal Gold: 'Judging by the length intime ive held right about'
*KABOOOOOOMMMM*

Jackal blue 1: 'that was fun rgaggarglelarglefarenaglernc urrrrr'

  • 02.02.2005 8:09 AM PDT
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jackal:: yeah, and i shot him, and he died, and he fell down, and...
MC:: omg shaddap! *throws grenade*
jackal:: arn't these supposed to be blue?
other jackal:: what this grenade?
jackal:: yeah
other jackal:: lemme see... *moves in to inspect the grenade*
...:::===((( KaAaAaABo0o0O0O0Oo0o0ooMmMmMmM!! )))===:::...

  • 02.02.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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the jackals said what the?!

and the grunt says what was it

  • 02.02.2005 6:30 PM PDT
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Ha ha stupid jackals. The words when he picks up ammo are in spanish. the jackal ethier says "that smarted" or "bei8nouse aires" sry abought my spelling.

  • 02.04.2005 1:18 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: Okay guys, lets all go in one big circle, jerk off a bit, and see who blows first

  • 02.04.2005 2:25 PM PDT
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Iny, meny, miny, mo, catch a jackel by his toe

Nah Ill just take em all.

  • 02.07.2005 2:02 PM PDT
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that sounds familiar..... hmmmmm

reserviour dogs....sry i cant spell and i dont want to correct it

  • 02.07.2005 3:29 PM PDT
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....thats funny, shouldnt that warthog be flyin overhead right about no...... *BOOM*

  • 02.08.2005 6:14 PM PDT
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As the jackals hudle thinking of a play to distract the Cheif. The chief is think ahh -blam!- this NADE PARTY

  • 02.08.2005 6:20 PM PDT
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Today is the first time i ever realized it was a clip...

  • 02.10.2005 11:08 PM PDT
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Jackal:la quera Taco Bell
other jackal: my shield is gold like that peso
Jackal: no its a flying taco
MC:retards.
KABOOM!!!!!!
Jackal:oh crap, someone put too much fire sauce on the flying taco

  • 02.12.2005 8:33 PM PDT
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Cartmin is a pimp

  • 02.16.2005 9:23 AM PDT
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The main problem here is that all the blue shield gangstas are pointing and laughing at the lonesome orange man. The Master Chief being the kind generous man he is took matters into his own hands to save the orange shield jackal from harm...

  • 02.17.2005 10:44 AM PDT
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jackal 1: Hey guys look what i got for my birth day... A gold energy sheild

jackal 2: Shut up it aint that cool

jackal 1: i cant wait to use it against that spartan guy

jackal 2: speaking of that spartan arent we supposed to be watching for him?

master cheif from behind bush: open wide

grenade lands

jackal 2: looks like you wont get to use that sheild now huh?

jackal 1:awwww man!!

KABOOM!!!!!!

master cheif: that was a cool gold sheild!

  • 02.19.2005 1:03 PM PDT
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He said Muy es Muerte.... A lot of death... If the jackals would move instead of making sure their shields were fastened to their hands maybe theyd wise up and hide behind a unter or two, like thatd be covering them for more than a few grenades

  • 02.19.2005 6:55 PM PDT