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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass

Kero 'Zenuree
Officer aboard the Reverence-class cruiser Intangible
Dn'end Legion

Jackal with orange shield: Hey guys! Didn't I just tell you to stop messin round with those rocks!?!?!

Other Jackal: But we already threw our rocks at that some grunts over there!

Jackal with orange shield: Then wha- BOOM ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Elite: I really should check that out but I think I'll just walk behind this tree.

  • 03.09.2005 12:58 PM PDT
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Ha! I liked those stories that go along with it!

  • 03.11.2005 2:09 PM PDT
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Spartan: I wasn't programed to get the covenants attention in spanish.

  • 03.11.2005 5:54 PM PDT
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The Story:

Orange Jackal: Ha! I have the coolest shield.
Other Jackals: Says who?
Orange Jackal: Look at your pathetic shields! Blue? Ha, privates!
Elite: Man, I swear I hate that Jackal. What is up with him and his shield?

*Grenade comes by*

Grunt: Ooh! Ooh! Can I have his shield?

  • 03.11.2005 9:29 PM PDT
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MC: Muahahaha! This will be fun!
*Throws nade*
Jackals: L luv you, you luv me, WTF IS THAT THING?!?
*BOOM!!*
MC: Stupid retarded jackals & their thne song!

  • 03.11.2005 9:59 PM PDT
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hmm....dunno if anyone ever got it, but the little guy says mas fuerte. or "harder" in english. g'day.


Then i was like, "EMIILIIOO!" Boom.

  • 03.12.2005 4:06 PM PDT
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hi

  • 03.12.2005 6:42 PM PDT
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Orange Jackal Officer: Okay, command says this speech module should work with Jiminez.
Jackal at far left: Speech unit, Jiminez is a robot?
Orange Jackal: Of corse moron, you didn't notice he never talks, drinks motor, oil and sleeps standing up.
JL: I thought he was shy and quiet, the motor oil thing seemed odd, I thought he just liked it.
Jackal at far right: Sir, you really should ground yourself before handling the card.
OJ: Why?
JR: Because Sir, static could damage the card
OJ: Ahh, corneydogs, I'll just put it right he...ZAP...Yeeeooooww.
JR: I won't say I told you so sir
OJ: Good, I would hate to have to make strawberry shortcake of my new favorite private here.
Jackal directly behind him: It's NOT PINK, it's lightish RED!
OJ: Jiminez, activate speech unit
Jiminez: Hola, me llamo es Jiminez.(My name is Jiminez)
JR: Sir, I think you shorted the card out.
OJ: Mabey private pinky pants here picked up the wrong model.
JC: Seriously, not pink.
MC: This is rediculous.
MC throws grenade
collective: what the...
BOOM
Jiminez: AIIIII, yo es muerte (AHHH, I am dead)
MC: I can't believe spartans actually died for this stupid war.

I know, complete RVB rip off, but it was fun to make.
And if you don't know what I am talking about, you should go to redvsblue.com imediately.
I mean it.
What are you still reading for GO ALREADY!

  • 03.12.2005 8:05 PM PDT

I'm alone, where is my microphone.

"Yummy, warm cookie."

  • 03.13.2005 5:22 PM PDT
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ok, ready, on 3
now, . . . break

  • 03.14.2005 10:38 PM PDT
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-Its a rock, its a piece of meat, its an Elites balls, its capsule full of farts, no its...a...grena-crap everyone run like hell
-BOOM
-I told you its fart capsule but nooooo no one listens to me!
-I cant feel my legs,arms, and ass at least im not dead or something whhhhaaaaarg(Jackal dies)
-Im alive yay
-drrrrrrr (Jackal gets shot)

  • 03.15.2005 5:54 PM PDT
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"Hey, food!"

  • 03.18.2005 4:29 AM PDT
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Jackals: What are we supposed to be doing?
Elite: Guarding something.
Jackals: oh, well. Who cares?
(clink, bonk!)
Grunt: aaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jackals: Whats his problem?
Elite: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
Jackals: Oh yeah, what was that sound?
BOOOOOMM!!!

  • 03.18.2005 12:44 PM PDT
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Master Chief: Yummy! Jackal food!

  • 03.18.2005 12:47 PM PDT
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You will die DEMON!!

  • 03.18.2005 6:35 PM PDT
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MC: Cortana have you been messing with my hud? i cant read spanish!
Cortana: eh? *Mexican accent*

  • 03.18.2005 7:04 PM PDT
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Grunt: The Demon, he's here!!

Elite: Haha, sure buddy, and Jackals can fly...

*BOOOOM*

  • 03.18.2005 8:05 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Jackal: no tengo ningunos amigos (i have no friends)

Jackal: si porque tu escudo es un color idiota (yes cos your shield's a stupid colour)

Jackal: pero es mejor (but it's better)

Jackal no..... (no....)

******BOOM*******

Grunt: hijo de puta (son of a b**ch)

  • 03.19.2005 8:06 AM PDT
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Hey that big strong guy isnt so mean after all. he threw that ball over here so we can play with it.i dont speak spanish though.

-BOOM-

MY BUTT HURTS!

  • 03.19.2005 7:00 PM PDT
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"Now bow down before El Jackal... for he is our savior..."
"GRENADE!"
"Do not fear..."

  • 03.20.2005 2:18 PM PDT
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Jackal # 1: Hey... look... an easter egg.

Jackal # 2: That's a funny looking easter... *boom*

  • 03.23.2005 7:46 AM PDT
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A bit of a delayed reaction by the idiodic spanish jakal

  • 03.23.2005 12:45 PM PDT
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no he is totally saying god bless me i swear

  • 03.23.2005 5:40 PM PDT
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All i can say is " OMG What Happened?"

  • 03.25.2005 10:40 PM PDT