- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Orange Jackal Officer: Okay, command says this speech module should work with Jiminez.
Jackal at far left: Speech unit, Jiminez is a robot?
Orange Jackal: Of corse moron, you didn't notice he never talks, drinks motor, oil and sleeps standing up.
JL: I thought he was shy and quiet, the motor oil thing seemed odd, I thought he just liked it.
Jackal at far right: Sir, you really should ground yourself before handling the card.
OJ: Why?
JR: Because Sir, static could damage the card
OJ: Ahh, corneydogs, I'll just put it right he...ZAP...Yeeeooooww.
JR: I won't say I told you so sir
OJ: Good, I would hate to have to make strawberry shortcake of my new favorite private here.
Jackal directly behind him: It's NOT PINK, it's lightish RED!
OJ: Jiminez, activate speech unit
Jiminez: Hola, me llamo es Jiminez.(My name is Jiminez)
JR: Sir, I think you shorted the card out.
OJ: Mabey private pinky pants here picked up the wrong model.
JC: Seriously, not pink.
MC: This is rediculous.
MC throws grenade
collective: what the...
BOOM
Jiminez: AIIIII, yo es muerte (AHHH, I am dead)
MC: I can't believe spartans actually died for this stupid war.
I know, complete RVB rip off, but it was fun to make.
And if you don't know what I am talking about, you should go to redvsblue.com imediately.
I mean it.
What are you still reading for GO ALREADY!