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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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gee...and i was half expecting the chihuahua dog from the Taco Bell Commercials to drop bye and go "Yo quiero"...

  • 04.19.2004 11:49 PM PDT

-S

"All's I'm saying guys, is why don't we's get to throw grenades?"

*BOOM*

"Like that one!"

  • 04.20.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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*grenade is thrown*

Jackal #1: "HOT TOMATO!"

Jackal #2: "It's POTATO you..."

*BOOM!*

  • 04.20.2004 2:12 AM PDT
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i told my mom that learning spanish wasnt gonna help me in the field! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAKOOM!

or

*grenade is thrown*
jackal:um....is that a good thing?

MC:i dont know, y dont you find out?

jackal:its jsut it looks kindof explosive an-

KABLMAAROONIEBOOM!!!!!!!!

jackal:dammit!! stupid gullable me....

  • 04.20.2004 2:34 AM PDT
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Bungie's early attempt at creating a stunts only server

  • 04.20.2004 4:09 AM PDT
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Jackal #1: So then I walked right up to the Master Chief and said "You're not so tough", then I smacked him one with my shield and he went flying.
Jackal #2: You're such liar.
Jackal #3: *cough* bull-blam!- *cough*
Jackal #4: It's true, I swear!

BooM!

Jackal #1: Bugger.

  • 04.20.2004 5:21 AM PDT

Gold Jackle in foreign language: "What the hell is that you soldier, i told you not to bring any toys to work"
Blue Jackle 1 in foreign language: "It wasn't me! I swear, it was him!" *points to another blue jackle*
Blue Jackel 2 in foreign language: "No No! Pick it up and throw it back over to him! Hurry! Hur----blam!-...
All Jackles in English: -blam!-!

  • 04.20.2004 5:56 AM PDT
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i think he says aw that's perfect

  • 04.20.2004 8:59 AM PDT

bah

Jackal gold, "It's such a nice day. I hope the Master Chief doesn't show up."

  • 04.20.2004 12:37 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

My revised caption (there was an error in the editing feature):

Vex (Orange Shield): Heh, so I says, 'why don't you grab the' ..... what the hell is that?

Jax: .... Vex, I don't get it,... was that the punchline?

Vex: What? No, you idiot! What the hell is that thing <pointing at the grenade>?!

Other Jackals collectively: Oooooooooh.

Vex: This is why I have the orange shield...

Dak: ... I don't know what that thing is.... maybe its a bug.

Bek: A bug?! Get it away!

Lex: Squash it!

Vex: Calm down! Its not a bug.... it looks Human.

Jax: Filthy Humans. Always throwing their garbage on the ground!

Bek: Maybe we should pick it up.

Dak: Go right ahead.

Bek: Me? By we, I meant him <nodding towards Vex>.

Vex: Why should I pick it up?

Jax: You're the one with the orange shield.

Vex: Fine... <picks it up> See? Nothing to be afraid of. You're all a bunch of cowards! its just a -- .......

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(After the last mixture of blood, dust, and body parts have fallen to the ground)

Grunt: ... I told him orange was bad luck...

  • 04.20.2004 12:49 PM PDT

translation: all around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel *BOOM*

  • 04.20.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: So Fred, how's ur wife doing?
Jackal 2: She's fine, but she's always naggin' about how I'm away all the time, it's my job!
Jackal 1: I hear ya', say, whats that?
Jackal 2: ...I think it's that human super soldier, damn those monkeys are crafty!
Jackal 1: Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.

*MC throws grenade*

Jackal 2: Hm...it didn't seem to wor-

*BOOM*

  • 04.20.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: I'm tellin' yall, these gold shields kick BUTT! They can withstand a grenade!!!

Jackal 2: What, like this one?

>>>BOOOM<<<

Grunt: Buenos Tardes, amigos...hay caramba!!!

  • 04.20.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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Jackal: "Hey! Mr. Chief? Could you please through our hackey sack back?....No, not that one. The other..."

BOOM!!!!

Grunt: "HA! Stupid Jackals!"

  • 04.20.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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Antonio:Damn ordnace gnomes took my pistol AND grenades!

Archie: Really?

Louie: Hey you guys know what i heard?

Georgio: No what?

Louie: I heard they gonna make new ordnance gnomes that drop things out of the sky!

<grenade falls>

All the Jackals OoOoOhhhhhh

Louie: See! See!

Everyone: Thanks ordnace gno---

  • 04.20.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Kumbaya my Prophet...KumbaYAAAAAAAAAA!
.....................................................^
..........................................(Grenade Here)

  • 04.20.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Diary of a Grunt

by : Yapap

"It was a normal day at the cartographer........i was talking to my good friend jimmy,he was an elite by the way."

Kaypo : Hey Yapap, do you think im a good friend?

Yapap : CAN I FINISH MY DIARY!!!!!

Kaypo : Fine!

"Me and Jimmy were sitting by the rock.Some Jackals were standing by a log,talking about who knows what.So me and jimmy were waiting for some action,complaing about the heat.........well........see for yourself"

*Picture starts spilitting and zany sparkle sound occurs*

Jackal #1 : Man,its really really hot

Jackal #2 : I need some action

Yapap : Hey Jimmy! you think any of those wierd looking humans will come by???

Jimmy : BlehblooblebahbloBAHBAHBA!

Jackal #1 : Ya,Yapap.We cant understand elite talk either.

Yapap : CANT YOU SEE IM TALKING HERE?!?!?!?!?!??

Jackal #1 : sorry

Yapap : ANYways......hey jimmy who's that????

*Jimmy and Yapap turn around*

Jimmy : OHBAHOUDA!!!!

Yapap : JACKALS.........JUMP!!!!

Jackal #1 : Man im bored

Jackal #2 : Its so hot

*KABLAMMO*

Jimmy : BLEWYBLAHBOBLAHBEHA!

Yapap : YA......WHATEVER HE SAID

"and thats how some anoying jackals got killed"
-Yapap

  • 04.20.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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Orange Jackal: I guess we should get a fire started soon. It'll be gettin' dark soon. Anyone got a match, or maybe a lighter? *klink-klink* Oh look! It's one of those new firestarters. Thank yo......

>>>>!!!BOOOOMMM!!!<<<<

Grunt: Stupid bird brains. Everyone knows that you start a fire with a plasma grenade. Frags only leave a crater for the fire pit. Oh well....chicken anyone???

  • 04.21.2004 1:19 AM PDT
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At this weeks GHA (Gross Habits Anonymous) meeting:

Orange Jackal: Hi. My name is Bob...

Jackals: HELLO, BOB.

Bob: ...and I have a problem with....with....

Jackal: C'mon. You can tell us, Bob.

Bob: ...flatulence.

>>>BOOM<<<

Grunt: Who cut it?!?

  • 04.21.2004 1:35 AM PDT
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Results of a bonfire gone horribly wrong.

  • 04.21.2004 1:38 AM PDT
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all i can say is why not throw more it would be like christmas. you half to be fair and let them all have one. or give them a nice shiney blue one. or better yet let them have a rocket to play with.he he rockets are always fun.

  • 04.21.2004 5:29 AM PDT
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Why in the hell is an advanced alien race speaking Spanish, are they to good to speak in the American version. It wouldn't surprise me if the Jackel is yelling "hot potatoe." as he finally learns how to fly. I think that the aliens in the Spanish version are stupider to.

  • 04.21.2004 8:25 AM PDT
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sawnose, you need to find a picture or video that is laugh out loud funny if you expect to get any funny captions.

  • 04.21.2004 8:26 AM PDT
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MC: I can't believe these retards thought they could wipe out the entire human race...

*throws nade*

Jackal with Orange Shield: God damn you chief.

*Grenade explodes*

Elite behind the tree: WART WART WART!?!?

  • 04.21.2004 8:37 AM PDT
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Elite: O CRAP ITS THE CHIEF(just calmly walk away and everything will be ok!)

*Crouching behind tree*

*BOOOM*

Elite looks over over his shoulder and screems "O MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!"

  • 04.21.2004 11:46 AM PDT