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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Little boy:Teacher Teacher the goths are out smoking again

Goths: Oh crpa we got told on again

  • 04.24.2005 1:57 AM PDT
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Little Boy: Teacher Teacher the goths are out smoking again
Goths: Oh crap that kid told on us again

  • 04.24.2005 1:58 AM PDT
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Chief throws granade into middle of jackles
Jackel1 to jackel2; ohh, look at the pretty shiny object, it's soo beautiful!
Granade explodes
Jackel1; Wee! This is fun! Oh wait, I'M DYING!
Grunt1 to Grunt2; This has put me off eating from the food nipple for a week!
Grunt2 replies; I know. RUN! He's coming for us next!
They start running away
Grunt1; This is gonna put me off eating for the rest of my life!

[Edited on 4/24/2005]

  • 04.24.2005 2:31 AM PDT
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Gold shield jackel to the all other jackles; I bet you on my life that this shield is granade-proof!
All other jackles; Whatever [sigh].
Chief throws granade and it explodes
Gold shield jackel; Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
He dies.
All other jackles; WE WON! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Grunt to other grunt; Me glad me not got shield! It look dangerouse!

  • 04.25.2005 10:39 AM PDT
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Orange Jackal: Why are you all looking at me like that. Is it because i'm orange!!!???


Master Cheif: I knew i should of brought my video camera, but know Johnson gave me this crap!

  • 04.26.2005 7:47 AM PDT
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As the jackals danced in cirlces holing there party light up things, Master chief sneaks up carefully throws a grenade in the middle of them all. Confused they move closer to it to get a better look and BOOOOM!!!!

  • 04.26.2005 2:02 PM PDT
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Lucky im hispanic. The jackal says "Por todas partes" which means "Everywhere"

Here is my caption:

Master Chief: "Oh god, he is dead!!! Maybe i can steal something from him....."(He takes the ammo)
Jackals: " Where the hell did you get that shield from...."
Golden jackal: "Bungie store."
Jackals: "You look -blam!- in it".
Master Chief: "Here, cover it with this grenade"

  • 04.28.2005 4:32 PM PDT
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HEY I FOUND THIS NEAT ROCK WANT TO SEE IT.

  • 04.28.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Jackal (Bobbie): Now, Imagine if that happened, it would be just dreadful, i mean, am i right gorgie?
Jackal Group: murmers
Jackal (gorgie): oh,, i totally agree. if we could just think of a way to get through that...
Oh @&$^ ITS THAT BLOODY GREEN TIN CAN AGAIN, QUICK, JACKAL DISQUISES ON!
Jackals: ar chi chi chi
<grenade bounces on ground>
Jackals: S#!.....
BOOOM!

  • 04.29.2005 2:35 AM PDT
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The new jackal recruits weren't quite done with their training before Master Chief showed up. We're pretty sure the jackal dialogue went something like this:

"THE -blam!- IS THAT!?"
"I don't know, maybe it's some kind of inscence device, it's smoking like a -blam!-!"
"Maybe we should try poking it with a sti-"
BOOM!

  • 04.30.2005 9:59 PM PDT
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Jackal: "There has got to be a better way to fly..."

  • 05.01.2005 11:40 AM PDT
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And this week on Garden Force, how to give your dreary old flower beds a lovely new purple sheen...
Jackal gold: Oh for f**ks sake...
BOOM!
MC:There you go Mrs Elite
Elite: Wort wort! (subtitle "I love it")
(only english would get it, you need to have seen Garden force to get it)

  • 05.01.2005 2:07 PM PDT
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sweet dude

  • 05.02.2005 4:34 PM PDT
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So then, the pig walks up to the bar, right, and--

--BOOM!

  • 05.05.2005 1:47 PM PDT
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sounds like he said fuzzy

  • 05.06.2005 9:28 PM PDT
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dude lets party

thats all im sayin

  • 05.08.2005 8:31 AM PDT
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I know ur busy, but do you want to join my group, Bungie Flamers ? If yes, there is a link below...

Here is the link!!!

If u need more info, please contact Haloflames

  • 05.08.2005 4:26 PM PDT
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its mexican new year!

  • 05.08.2005 5:37 PM PDT
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In other news: Latest clinical studies show that marijuana use causes apathy!

  • 05.10.2005 12:36 PM PDT
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It said, 'having fun yet?'






An elite in the far right says. Dumb asses playing with grenades again.Hahaha.

  • 05.10.2005 11:31 PM PDT
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my god! what a bunch of dumb ASS jackals ! it is so funny to watch them die!

  • 05.15.2005 5:39 PM PDT
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Damn its all in spanish, hey, iam surprised i knew thr much i think they are all just screamin holy s**t and a random grunt sayin run they got leader!

  • 05.17.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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ITs time for the Jackals daily cult of Spontanious Cumbustion.

  • 05.19.2005 10:37 AM PDT
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jackals playing on their gameboys and trading their pokemon untill....
the nintendo hater comes in....
BOOM

  • 05.19.2005 10:37 AM PDT
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Pretty disgusted at the winner tbh, who stole the line in his caption about irony from season 3 episode 1 of Family Guy... Thievery for the win apparently...

  • 05.24.2005 7:23 AM PDT