- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Jackal captain: Umm... what's that on the ground?
Jackal private 2: I don't know, why don't you check it out?
Jackal private 1: Ok, will do -prods at the smoking object- It appears to be smoking sir, what should I do?
Jackal captain: Squawk! Run! -object detonates and confetti sprays about-
Master Chief: Ha! April fools!
Jackal captain: That wasn't funny! You made me crap in my pants!