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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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JACKAL: "hmm... coconuts falling from these kind of trees....?"

*jackal goes to crack the coconut on his head and split it, ending with him exploding*

JACKAL 2: "oooo, he got a bad coconut...

what a loser..."

  • 02.03.2006 11:42 PM PDT
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LOOK ALL I HEARD WAS A SCREAM AND I THINK I MADE IT OUT ONE OF THEM SAID "THATS MY BABY"

[Edited on 2/12/2006]

  • 02.12.2006 3:48 AM PDT
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You people are so un-funny, it's funny.

  • 02.12.2006 4:14 AM PDT
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no is more like
elite-" oooooo i wanna play ring around the rosie too"
jackels in unison-"you cant play you suck"
yellow shield jackels-"ya ya"
blue shield jackels- "ya stupid"
elite- "fine i didnt wanna play anyway"
elite walking away-"fine you can go ahead and kill them"

-KABOOM-

elite running away- "ha ha ha ha ha; hey what are you doing with that gun?"

  • 02.15.2006 4:51 PM PDT
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Jackels are amazing creatures. They can even withstand a direct blast from a grenade. Once.

  • 02.16.2006 3:01 PM PDT
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Guy walking behind tree: hold on a sec Jackal friends, I gotta take a piss...
Jackal 1: damn, he always takes forever.
Jackal 2: I know! we can wait by having fun with this green ball!
Jackal 3: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALL!
<Jackals begin to sing>
KABLOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 02.17.2006 10:30 PM PDT
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Jackel1: No, no, I said it was brown, I'm thinking of something brown.
Jackel2: You're looking at the tree trunk again aren't you?
Jackel1: Yes
Jackel3: What's that thing?
Jackel2: What?
Jackel3: That green thing
Jackel1: A leaf!
Jackel4: I think it's a grenade
Jackel2: Someone go touch it
Jackel:3 uh-huh. right
Jackel1: I think it's making a wierd noise. It's going like...click click...or tink...or something
Jackel4: Usually grenades have pins in them, don't they?
Jackel2: How the heck should I know? I use plasma grenades, not that clunky human junk!
Jackel4: Shouldn't we be leaving now, or something?
Jackel3: Look, so far, you've been the only one that actually even thinks it's a grenade-Jackel1: I think it's a grenade. Shut up.
Jackel2: Whatever. I'm leaving.
Jackel3: Fine, go.
Jackel4: Okay, I raise a motion that we all get away from it, whatever it is.
Jackel3: No one cares!
Jackel1: Okay, I'm thinking of something...

ka-BAM!

I know, it's stupid. I was bored, lol.

  • 02.18.2006 10:19 PM PDT
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hey whats that thing on the ground taht looks like a ro---- BOOOOOM

  • 02.22.2006 2:59 AM PDT
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Killamanjaro

  • 02.24.2006 11:46 AM PDT
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GERONIMO!!!

  • 02.24.2006 11:54 AM PDT
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jackal1 ok heres the plan mc is going to toss the foot ball so heres what were going to do...
jackal2 i have to go bad.
jackal1 you were supposed to go before we went to the game
jackal1 this is why you dont have a gold shield
jackal3 how come i dont get one
jackal4 me to
jackal1 yours are in the mail
jackal3 sounds good to me
jackal2 i should get one
jackal1 you always have to go
jackal2 no fair!!!!
mc hike!!!!!!!!!
jackal1 2 3 and 4 what!!!
jackal 2 i got it
jackal1 thank you
jackal3 thats a grenade
jackal2 every one panic
jackal1 you are never going to get a gold shield like....
kaboom
grunt1 dam
grunt2 you said it
marine1 nice throw sir
mc thanks

[Edited on 2/24/2006]

  • 02.24.2006 1:15 PM PDT
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Little did the Jackals know, the pretty green ball would be their death.

  • 02.24.2006 5:49 PM PDT
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Jackal 1- Hay what the hell. That green guy over there hit me with a rock.
Jackal 2- Hat thats know rock its a ......BBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

MC- Ha! 5 down 5 billion to go.

  • 03.24.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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Jackal 1- Grenade!!(in spanish)
Jackal 2- Me no habla espaniol! BOOOOM!!!

  • 03.24.2006 5:48 PM PDT
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(grenade drops at feet)
KLUNKK!
Jackal 1: Ah steve! You took a dump again!
Jackal 2:No! Thats not mine!
Jackal 1 & 2:Jim!
Jackal 3:No it was MasterChief! He's just chucking grenades at us, look the pins gone they're harmless! I mean, who the heck would eat a grenade?
Jackal 1: Oh. Hi masterChief! We'll let you through as long as you don't kill us.
MasterChief: Hang on. Just gotta reload.
Jackal 1: Why do you have a grenade pin at your right foot?
(masterchief looks down, looks up and waves)

KABOOM!
MasterChief:And I thought those Grunts were dumb! Jeez!

  • 03.29.2006 1:20 PM PDT
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Jackal with shiny shield; Let's play duck duck goose, I'll go first.

Jackal with shiny shield; Duck, duck, duck, duck.

Jackals see grenade and look at the chief who says....

Master Chief; Goose.


Kaaaaaabloooooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 3/30/2006]

  • 03.30.2006 1:10 PM PDT
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Need a moment..chew it over with a Twix

When does Halo 3 come out?

The jackalls looked down at the grenade.They never saw it before.Caus they never use grenades.They just hide behind their -blam!- shields.Gee....they dont know anything.COWARDS!They thought it was a damn rock! IDIOTS! They been stayin at thier shields too much.Its shield is like its house.Thats where they grew up.........right near their old shields!They couldnt afford houses.Covenent didnt pay them...AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 03.30.2006 4:46 PM PDT
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Oh, the brilliant voice modulators for grunts. One Jackal says"Yo quiero Taco Bell?" Tink, tink BLAM! Burritos anyone?

  • 03.30.2006 5:36 PM PDT
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ok, so wats the point of the pic?

  • 04.01.2006 8:31 PM PDT
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yknow that there is a bunch of movies called grunts are people too, i should know
the url is...ok, sum1 took it off my favs. sry, you might wanna search for it
but i can find it for you...my email is clow911@hotmail.com
^
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l,l l,l<<<<<<<<<
does this look like a grunt^


[Edited on 4/1/2006]

  • 04.01.2006 8:38 PM PDT
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1st Jackal: "Hey guys its that Jackal with the gold shield."
2nd Jackal: "Isn't he some kinda fortune teller?"
3rd Jackal: "Hey guys is that a frag?"
4th Jackal: "Lets ask him."
Gold Shield Jackal: "I foresee, cleanup aisle 5."
BOOM!!
Elite in Background: "I coulda told'em that, dumbass jackals..."

  • 04.03.2006 5:02 PM PDT
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Jackal1: What that on the ground!

Jackal2: Probaly just a rock

Jackal1: flying rocks?

--BANG--

Elite in background: oh..... damn....

  • 04.06.2006 3:58 AM PDT