- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Master Cheif:nice a human stockpile, grab some booze and go over and join my Jackal buddies. They'll probaly be glad to see me, always was the life of the party as a kid.
MC walked over to log
Jackal 1:Man fianlly we got that stupid MC away.
Jackal 2:We should have invited our new elite buddy to our parties in the first place.
Jackal 3:He he he, remember how that dorkass MC always used to tell taht one stupid joke.
Suddenly MC mind is racing, than it all becomes clear: The way they didn't greet him anymore when he came, the weird way they laughed at his jokes, how come they started ignoring him, the pranks they played on him how come his girlfriend left him. It was payback time.
Jackal 4:He always thought he was the life of the party.
Jackal 2:Him? He was the death of the party.
The Jackals would never know of the smile that MC gave at that line. Mc pulled out a grenade, stifling the tears that welled up for all the times spent together. Then Cortana came, "You stupid retard there drunken Covenant bastards!" with a sigh of regret he threw the grenade.
Thud
Jakcal 1: Hey some of MC old beer, where did it come from?
Jackal 4: It's a grenade!
Jackal 2: I always did think his beer tasted funny.
Jackal 1: Yah, sorta watered down.
Jackal 4: You Idiots...
Jackal 3: What does this blinking thing mean.
Jackal 1: Time to get drunk.
Jackal 4: Don't you see that it's a...
~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~
MC work was done hey isn't that his girlfriend with the Elite over there.............