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Master Chief comes walking...
Jackal 1: "Arrr, enemy! It's Master Chief!"
Jackal 2: "Open fire!!"
Master Chief: "Hey guys! Relax. Im just here to teach you how to fly again."
Jackal 2: "Hold your fire!!"
Jackals: "Really? Will you do that for us?"
Master Chief: *thinks evil laughter* "Yes! With pleasure!"
--Grenade rolls in--
Jackal 3: "Aww. He ain't too bad, is he?"
Jackal 4: "No, he's kinda cute!"
Master Chief: "Erm...hey guys, be prepared now. 4 seconds left and you'll be flying in the air!"
Jackal 2: "Wooo, great!"
Jackal 1: "3, 2, 1..."
All: "0!!"
-^-^-{BOOM]-^-^-
Jackals: "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH ! ! ! !"
Master Chief: "They're taller, but still as dumb."
Jackal 4: "Changed my mind. He ain't to cute anyway!"
Jackal 2: "I belive I can fly! I belive I can touch the sky!" *POWN* "...oW!"

  • 05.11.2004 4:15 PM PDT
Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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Like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • 05.13.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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orange jackel 2 blue jackal: Lovely day for a cup o' tea eh
blue jackal: quite good hand me that crumpet
white jackal: hey guys look its the guy with the assault rifle!
blue jackal: whats he yellin?
orange jackal: i dont speak spanish heyy joe you speak spanish whats he sayin?
pink jackal (joe): ay ay ay me gusta! ( or run for your #%$^&^ lives)

BOOOOOM need i say more

  • 05.13.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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orange jakal: hey I'm glad that elite left now we can badmouth him
jakal 1: yea but he could kick our @$$es if he heard us
jakal 2: I can't believe he was born with the voice of a grunt
orange jakal: yea haha
meanwhile master chief is about to throw a frag grenade
jakal 4: damn birds crapping all over the place
orange jakal: dude you need glasses thats not bird crap its clearly a uh-o
jakal 3: what did you have an accident again?
orange jakal: no worse
BOOM!!!!
all of them: wah!!!!
Elite: oh my god you killed kenny

  • 05.14.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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Jackal with the gold shield: I unleash my ultimate monster, Exodia.

Other Jackal: ~gulp~

The rest of them bird-faced freaks: Ah yes, the game is starting to heat up. Perhaps, our good friend Monty will be forced into submission by Randall's clever use of bute force.

~KAAAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM~

-I don't know how the jackals said all that in that small amount of time, but they did somehow. FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

  • 05.14.2004 7:54 PM PDT
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two minutes before....
JD: Why is everyone standing around?
JZ: Barry's up the tree again...
JD: Didnt take his pills....
JZ: I dont know why, but he keeps on screaming about a green man
JD: What a psycho...

Afterwards....
JZ: Why didnt you tell us! (Coughes and dies but not before taking a sip of the refreshing soft drink that sponsors the covenet army)

Barry: stupid fat little green men!

  • 05.15.2004 4:46 AM PDT
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Yellowshield-Jackal: WoaH!! Grenade!!
Blueshield-Jackal: Say what?
~{BAAOOM!!}~

  • 05.18.2004 8:24 AM PDT
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#1: ...woah realy she..?
#2:what did they look like
*nade falls*
#3: thike that but there was 2 of them and a...
***BOOM***

  • 05.18.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Yo Quero Taco Bell!

  • 05.18.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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Thats a good idea, throwing a grenade during a jackal conferance. Stupid jackals.

  • 05.18.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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Master Cheif:nice a human stockpile, grab some booze and go over and join my Jackal buddies. They'll probaly be glad to see me, always was the life of the party as a kid.

MC walked over to log

Jackal 1:Man fianlly we got that stupid MC away.
Jackal 2:We should have invited our new elite buddy to our parties in the first place.
Jackal 3:He he he, remember how that dorkass MC always used to tell taht one stupid joke.

Suddenly MC mind is racing, than it all becomes clear: The way they didn't greet him anymore when he came, the weird way they laughed at his jokes, how come they started ignoring him, the pranks they played on him how come his girlfriend left him. It was payback time.

Jackal 4:He always thought he was the life of the party.
Jackal 2:Him? He was the death of the party.

The Jackals would never know of the smile that MC gave at that line. Mc pulled out a grenade, stifling the tears that welled up for all the times spent together. Then Cortana came, "You stupid retard there drunken Covenant bastards!" with a sigh of regret he threw the grenade.

Thud

Jakcal 1: Hey some of MC old beer, where did it come from?
Jackal 4: It's a grenade!
Jackal 2: I always did think his beer tasted funny.
Jackal 1: Yah, sorta watered down.
Jackal 4: You Idiots...
Jackal 3: What does this blinking thing mean.
Jackal 1: Time to get drunk.
Jackal 4: Don't you see that it's a...

~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~

MC work was done hey isn't that his girlfriend with the Elite over there.............

  • 05.20.2004 8:58 AM PDT
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the jackel says, what does that do again?

  • 05.21.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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Some Jackal: Hey, look its Master Chief...uh...should we shoot him?...
Another Jackal: No, not unless he does someth-- HOLY -blam!- HE'S THROWING A GREN-
-BOOM-

the end.

  • 05.23.2004 12:56 PM PDT
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Well the jackel says. "scumbag"

  • 05.25.2004 6:19 AM PDT
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The jackal shouts "Que suerte!" at the end of the explosion ("Lucky!" or "We are lucky!" in a sarcastic way of course). Hehe, Halo sounds pretty funny in spanish.

I think I should get the spanish version too. Do you have any extra copies at bungie??? :)

GD

  • 05.25.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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HELLO MY NAME IS CRANDALL YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!!

  • 05.26.2004 5:05 PM PDT
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Jackel:No its not a spider just some glowy pulsing thing.

BOOM

  • 05.26.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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Ring around the rosie, poxy full of posy ashes, ashes, we all go boom!

  • 05.26.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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my own comments: whoa, why is it in spanish? did they make a spanish version of halo?


comment to the movie:

the jackal at the end is yelling:

my a$$ hurts!

  • 05.26.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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That's Spider-man.

  • 05.27.2004 1:24 AM PDT
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i think he said "ow my face" at the end

  • 05.30.2004 8:52 AM PDT
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- Jackel, the other white meat.
- Got 5 Jackels with 1 explosive stone.
- Ring around the rosy gone wrong...

screams "El'spartay" in the end.

  • 05.31.2004 4:38 AM PDT
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A walk in the woods are peaceful until a grenade coming by to say hello!
KABOOOOOOM!!!!!
Freaki'n Jackals

  • 06.01.2004 3:54 AM PDT
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lol my friend actually said this... in SPANISH!!

Eso no me lo duele

Translation = that didnt hurt me (i think)

  • 06.02.2004 7:10 PM PDT