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Subject: Caption 2: (a movie!) From an old Halo Loc test pass
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1st jackal: man i hate that grunt over there he always steals the food on the ship
2nd jackal: ya i hate him too lets do something about it
3rd jackal: hes sleeping
4th jackal: dude i say we throw him a rock
1st jackal: (Si)
2nd jackal: O look theres a green sparkling rock on the floor
3rd jackal: ill just pick it up and ignore the sound it makes which is exactly like a frag grenade
4th jackal: hurry hes waking!

~BOOM~

Grunt they hate: ahhhh my food got burned!
Elite: thats not ur food ,thats that jackal that keeps stealing the food on the ship, he deserves what he gets

  • 06.17.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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  • 06.21.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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minor jackal: um dood, is ur s'posed to be yellow?

major jackal: dunno, but it sure as hell brings out the gold in my feathers
[i] grenade is thrown

minor jackal: nah id say it brings out more....
[i] grenade explodes

minor jackal lying in crumpled bloody heap: [i] blue

  • 06.22.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: Hey he's reloading! Shouldn't we open fire?

Jackal 2: Uh-uh I don't have a gold shield......no gold shield no war, I'm calling my union.

Jackal 3: Yeah! I have representation! I demand equality amongt those about to die, I demand fairness I demand......thpp thpp thpp. Oh man.....INCOMING!!

Jackal 2: Can't get reception in this canyon anyway.....ah screw it OPEN FIRE!

Jackal 1: It was just gold spray paint, one of you keeps stealing my shield, there's nothing special about it.....really......guys?

  • 06.23.2004 1:28 AM PDT
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Jackel 1: Hey guys, whats goin on?
Jackel 2: Eww...looks like some grunt couldn't hold it!!!
Jackel 3: Why is it sparking?
BOOM!
Jackel 4: My butt hurts!!!

( I agree with the first or second reply, the jackel says that his butt hurts.) ;)

  • 06.25.2004 1:25 AM PDT

"WATCH OUT!"- first Jackal

"Hey come on that fart wasn't THAT bad. It was just a squeaker." -second Jackal

Then the grenade explodes.

  • 06.25.2004 8:44 AM PDT
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Elite:i hate patrols they are so boring.
Grunt:yea,it'd be awsome if like something just all of a sudden blew up.
Elite:yea.

Jackel1:this sucks.
Jackel2:this blows.

MC:this explodes!

throws granade

BOOM!!!!

Elite:that wasn't that awsome.
Grunt:yea

  • 06.25.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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Jackass 6: I thought this thread was about a Movie...

  • 06.25.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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Jackal #1: WHAT THE (***)
Jackal #2: What's up?
Jackal #1: look at this strange rock, somebody has trown it to me.
Jackal #3: maybe it isn't a rock, can you eat it?
Jackal #1: I don't know... Lets try...

Jackal #1 puts the grenade in its mouth and it explodes: BOOM...

Jackal #3: I guess its spicy.
Jackal #2: Sure it is.

  • 06.26.2004 6:16 AM PDT
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Jackal 1) DUDE....HEY DUDE..
Jackal 2)WHAT....... MAN AM ON PATROL HERE F***-OFF
Jackal 1) :| Fine.Hey you....
Jackal 3) Sup?
Jackal 1) Yo did you watch that crusifiction last night?
Jackal 3) Yeah!
Jackal 1)Dude did you see the Boner that human had*laugth's*
Jackal 3)he he kool man i must of missed that......
Jackal 2) Listen you -blam!-head's shut the f**k up or am going two the captin.
Jackal 3) *wissper's*Never did like him.
MC ) As ta la vista BABY....*through's granade*
Jackal 5) O
BANG


  • 06.27.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: Hey Jacky with the Blue shield, you are homo-blam!- arent u!

Jackal 2: Does it matter and no im not!

grenade is thrown

Jackal 1: Then why were u staring at frankie as he edited you on his computer!
BoOoM!

Jackal 2(who yells the final scream): NO I WASNT!

  • 07.02.2004 1:43 AM PDT
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That's a GRUNT saying something in the end. Anyways...

"Got any sarges?"
"Go fi--BOOM!"

  • 07.02.2004 10:05 AM PDT
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Blue sheild: Hey wanna play catch?I got this cool new ball we can play with.
All:yeah,alright.
Blue:ok, here you go orange:
Orange:ok,here you go blu-

KA-BOOM

Orange:AHHHHH I hope no on is filming this, AHHHHH

  • 07.02.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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aloea senora' jackal suck a nade to the place known as hell or to you geilck or some other really wierd name

  • 07.05.2004 5:09 PM PDT
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YES

  • 07.05.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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shut the f,u,c,k up you pig

  • 07.05.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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YES -blam!- -blam!-

  • 07.05.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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Jackal 1:hey up there!!!
Jackal 2:it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a
Jackal 3:it's a grenade RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all but 2 Jackals run)
Jackal 4: Hey where's everybody goin?
Jackal 5: what's this say (trying to make out words on grenade)
Jackal 4: hey everybody it's a DUD COME BACK
(BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jackal 4 and 5 go flying but everybody realized how dumb Jackal 4 and 5 were

  • 07.06.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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KABOOM

  • 07.06.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Jackal 1: I hate grunts.

Jackal 2: Yeah, they look and talk weird.

Jackal 3: Look weird? You need to look in the mirror more often.

  • 07.07.2004 8:50 AM PDT
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Jackal 2: What the F*** , is that a grenade?

Jackal 4: S***! It is!

Passing grunt in the background: Ahhh! Run!

Jackal 2: Told you they talk weird!!!

  • 07.07.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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lol

  • 07.07.2004 9:58 AM PDT
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what the jackle shouts at the end is f**k it

  • 07.07.2004 8:39 PM PDT
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FUNNY
i guess

  • 07.09.2004 7:11 AM PDT
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he said bunes tardes in spanish it means hello

  • 07.10.2004 6:29 PM PDT