- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
MC: Crikey, we got a bunch of 'em here, I'm not sure that I can take them all on, what do you think Courtana?
Courtana: You're right mate, looks to dangerous to handle, use the grenade.
MC: Good one Shela. 'LOOKS AT CAMERA' t-day mates we got a big juicy treat, we got 5 jakals in a bunch, and I'm gonna kill all of them with my trusty grenade, and If we listen carefully than we might just hear one of them speak.'CREEPS UP TO THEM AND HIDES BEHIND LOG'
Jakal1: Have you heard, the humans have two spartians now
JakalAll: Whats he called?
Jakal2: I think the first ones...
Jakal1: Shut up, im tryin to say, its Master Chief, and the new one is Mister Crikey
Mister Crikey: CRIKEY, they know my name
Jakal3: Did anyone hear that
Pelican Pilot: Who ordered these 6 persian prostitutes and this 14 inch condom
Mister Crikey: Sorry shela, that was me
Jakal3: Someone must have heard that
Jakal4: I heard a human woman say prostitutes
Jakal5: HUMANS HAVE PROSTITUTES!!! IM SWITCHIN SIDES
Mister Crikey: 'THROWS GRENADE' THOSE PROSTITUTES ARE FOR ME AND ME ONLY!!!
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Jakal5 last dying words: Can I have the comdom?
Mister Chief: We'll share mate.
Lol, I know its way to long, but ill put it in jus cause I want to!