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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet
This is more of a question about general gameplay. Why are the blue thingy's called "sticky grenades?" I hear them referred to as that all the time, but they dont make sticky bluebells in real life do they? They look more like glowing radioactive wheels of cheese than grenades. Also, when i die, why do i sound like i'm a female having a very painful orgasm? The master chief is a male, and he should sound like he is gleefully busting a nut every time he gets strafed in the back of the head. Also, why the hell does every single grunt remind me of an SS soldier in hitlers army? I'm beginning to think the the bungie engineers are nothing more than the cronies of post WWII germany hell bent on infiltrating our sacred nation through the fat bunches of nerds most of us are. Abortions are wrong, Obama sucks and Soda should be banned forever more. Good day.