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Subject: They Aint Furry. But DAMN Cute
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Who wouldnt want a little pet grunt for a pet?

I would get one If I could.

I would call him....*raises pinky to mouth* Mini-Master!!!

*lightning flashes*

  • 06.24.2004 8:30 AM PDT
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A pet grunt would be awesome. You could train him to get the paper or even use a gun.

  • 06.24.2004 8:34 AM PDT

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And if they have trouble breathing just fart in his face.

  • 06.24.2004 8:42 AM PDT
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LOL NICE!!!

  • 06.24.2004 8:46 AM PDT
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There's another thread that should contain this topic.

  • 06.24.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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id much rather have something like a hunter as a pet. hes not cute, but he could fix traffic jams, work for you, and deal with the in-laws. it would be cool.

  • 06.24.2004 11:03 AM PDT

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But if someone sneezed on his back he would be down for the count.

  • 06.24.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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I would want a grunt for a pet. I just have one question, are there laws against grunt cruelty?

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I think cruelty is the approved method of handling. Hell CPR is a fart in the nose. I don't think the Elites treat em all that well either (And the hunters just step on them)

  • 06.24.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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I would roll mine into a ball and push him down a hill into in coming traffic. If he lived, I'd give him a food nipple.

  • 06.24.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Grunt pets would be awesome and if someone annoys you have him bite their kneecaps off! i've seen their teeth its highly possible

  • 06.24.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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Maybe they could fix up the boss to give us a raise.....

  • 06.24.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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Sweet

  • 06.24.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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what would grunts eat? maybe pizza would kill them?
I'd let it play Halo with me when no-one else will and i'd teach him to be good at multiplayer. I wouldn't let him play campaign or see any demos as the killing of grunts would traumatize him

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  • 06.24.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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Sounds like u r a little too attatched to ur pet grunt

  • 06.24.2004 11:21 AM PDT