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Subject: The Official Bungie.net Halo 2/New Mombassa sarcasm thread.
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Rules: Be sarcastic about anything that goes on in the forums or about Halo 2. Don't be sarcastic about this thread, or I will kill my fish avatar.

ie:
I really enjoy all these repetitive threads about the dual wielding of weapons.
All of the mindless spam turns me on.

Go.


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  • 06.24.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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I haven't heard anything about the balance of the Battle Rifle! Please, could somebody incoherently tell me?

  • 06.24.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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  • 06.24.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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There hasn't been anything said about bots!! omg! Are there gonna be bots?

  • 06.24.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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I love sarcasm threads!

  • 06.24.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Be at least a little original.

At least I came up with a thread that isn't like the rest of them.

  • 06.24.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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is that master chief going to be in halo 2? ehat about the covies? are there going to be any guns to use?

  • 06.24.2004 11:16 AM PDT

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This is a really neat thread!!!

  • 06.24.2004 11:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
This is a really neat thread!!!


thats the best yet haha

  • 06.24.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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i heard mc has 4 arms and can dual weild 2 swords while throwing 2 grenades at the same time.... what you guys think ??? (sarcasm)

  • 06.24.2004 11:25 AM PDT
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dont use the (sarcasm) it ruins the effect!! (not sarcasm)


anyway i heard the mc is a girl is this true?

[Edited on 6/24/2004 11:28:17 AM]

  • 06.24.2004 11:26 AM PDT
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yeah mc is a female elite... is Halo 2 on xbox live ? i heard it might be.

i got to play the demo 3 times .. i already beat halo 2...

  • 06.24.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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What about the Flood?

Oh yeah and my cousin's best friend's borther's girlfriend's uncle's man slave said that the Battle Rifle and SMG replaced the AR and Pistol, is this true?

CAN ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT E3!!!

SPAM SPAM SPAM

Are all vehicles destructable?

When's Halo 2 coming out?

I heard Killzone is better.

What's Bungie?

I heard from some bum off the street that Halo 2 was canceled for Xbox and put on PS2. Is this true?

What's Halo 2?

Tell me everything you know about Halo 2!

I bet Cortana is gonna be hot?

What's a Grunt?

I own Halo 2. My dad works for micorsoft and got me a bootleg copy for free, but don't tell anyone. Okay? His name is CENSORED CENSORED

What are all the new weapons in Halo 2?

I hate the Flood I hope they don't return, even though they are.

And so on.



  • 06.24.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: H410 M45T3R

neway i heard the mc is a girl is this true


Apparently, yes. If you happend to turn to paragraph 3, page 130 of The First Strike novel, it will hint you to the master chief being a woman.

  • 06.24.2004 11:29 AM PDT
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Hikaru you hit it on the nose man, im tired of these lil kids w/ too much sugar after highschool running in here doing exactly what you posted. Seriously there should be a secure sight for older players... so we dont have to put up with it..

  • 06.24.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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ROTALMOAF, I"M A MOD!!!11!!1!!11!!1!!11!1!11oneonefour11@1!!!

  • 06.24.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Halo 2 will really stink. Man- the graphics are awful.

  • 06.24.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: Nick S
Posted by: H410 M45T3R

neway i heard the mc is a girl is this true


Apparently, yes. If you happend to turn to paragraph 3, page 130 of The First Strike novel, it will hint you to the master chief being a woman.


Oh my gosh! He's right!

  • 06.24.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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no no no its page 4 paragraph 5 come on guys !!!!! and cortanas hot anyone else think so ?

  • 06.24.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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She is indeed a beast.

  • 06.24.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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Nah. I love that Guilty Spark though. Whoa look at that ball fly!

  • 06.24.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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i heard cortana is going to be a bot in multiplayer what are your guys thoughts ?

  • 06.24.2004 11:34 AM PDT
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I heard, from all of my reliable sources, that she will tell all of the new players where the other players are!!!11

  • 06.24.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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OMFG, look at the banner up top!! Is that minute dot Captain Keyes?!!!11!

  • 06.24.2004 11:37 AM PDT
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BOTS BOTS BOTS CONFIRMATION OF BOTS BOTS BOTS

CAPS LOCK ON!

Here is a poll on something that has been said countless times.

What's a moderator?

Can some tell me where to find the yellow Banshee?

CONFIRMATION OF COVENANT HOMEWORLD!!!!

Look at me I'm just a stupid freak that has nothing better to do.

Hey do I post Halo 1 stuff or Halo PC inside New Mombasa?
JOIN MY CHAPTER!

I'll own all of you. My friend already owns Halo 2 for the Gamecube and he lets me play every day.

[Edited on 6/24/2004 11:38:30 AM]

  • 06.24.2004 11:37 AM PDT

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