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Subject: The Official Bungie.net Halo 2/New Mombassa sarcasm thread.
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lol @ hikaru , ahahah a.. . so i was driving my blazer down the road and this guy sold me halo 3 and an xbox 2 and its awesome it pwns all ..

is the flood back ?
is the pistol back ?
why cant i carry 4 rocket launchers?

i own a needler bungie made it for me

  • 06.24.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Hey where can I find information on the new Zelda game that takes place inside a time warp and involves Halo 2 for some strange reason?

Man I love this thread. *Bookmarked now*

  • 06.24.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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I was at e3 and played halo 2. Want proof?



I was at e3 and played halo 2.

[Edited on 6/24/2004 11:54:26 AM]

  • 06.24.2004 11:53 AM PDT
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Oh yeah? Well I already beat Halo 2! At the end Master Chief and Cortana get it on and then they have baby 343 Guilty Sparks! So there!

  • 06.24.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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i heard Bungie is merging with ID which is merging with SIERRA and they are making a DOOM3 HALO 2 Half-life 2 MEGA GAME which will become god of technologu and take over the free world and cause the humans to destroy the sun and burrow deep into the earths crust and wage a war on the AI from all 3 games that have fashioned machines to hunt the humans.

[Edited on 6/24/2004 12:00:55 PM]

  • 06.24.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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master chief takes his helmet off in h2 and its val kilmer .. but everyone calls him ice man...

  • 06.24.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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you know the e3 2003 single player video , thats me playing i got to do this cuz i got the bungie decoder ring from a cracker jack box.. and they flied me out to play it.. the game is ok .. its definatley coming along.

  • 06.24.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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punching is now a move...

  • 06.24.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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dude, the latest info on bungie said you could do a bullet-time shoot-dodge move like in MAX PAYNE! Oh BOY!

  • 06.24.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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Man, I wish you could dual wield energy swords.

  • 06.24.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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yup jus tlike max payne i watched it on the discovery channel w/ the crocodile hunter dude, but he was playing a gameboy advance while riding a tiger on xbox live.. with a n64 controller..

  • 06.24.2004 12:13 PM PDT

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Ermmm...whats the point of this thread other than you can spam in it?

  • 06.24.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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It's not spam. It's a friendly reminder to all of the stupid people not to post topics that have been done about a thousand times.

  • 06.24.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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I heard that instead of health packs, the MC will have to eat babies? Does anyone know if this is a rumor or not?

  • 06.24.2004 12:16 PM PDT
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Thanks Nick S , i have been enjoying this. Hopefully the lil 12 year old kids read this (if they can read) and realize that we are sick and tired of the same post worded different over and over and over... this has to be the most original fun post, where no one should be flamed but everyone as a whole will be reminded on how stupid they sound.

  • 06.24.2004 12:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: shortcut
Thanks Nick S , i have been enjoying this. Hopefully the lil 12 year old kids read this (if they can read) and realize that we are sick and tired of the same post worded different over and over and over... this has to be the most original fun post, where no one should be flamed but everyone as a whole will be reminded on how stupid they sound.


Hopefully that isn't sarcasm..

  • 06.24.2004 12:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: ggivnish
I heard that instead of health packs, the MC will have to eat babies? Does anyone know if this is a rumor or not?


Oh yeah! Newcomers are going to come in asking that?

  • 06.24.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: ggivnish
I heard that instead of health packs, the MC will have to eat babies? Does anyone know if this is a rumor or not?


omf, there are no health packs, just a shield system that isn't finalized!

  • 06.24.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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nope that is straight up ...


<<sarcasm started again>>

POLL : should bungie have witches in halo 2 ?
* yes
* no
* maybe
* witches are cool
* im a witch

  • 06.24.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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k, that was a little off, but the rest are fair representations.

  • 06.24.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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but the babies won't let you eat them, so you'll have to spank them first

  • 06.24.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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What's bump mapping? Because I heard about it, and then i was playing Halo 1, I turned the corner and THE WALL OMFG, so it wasnt a real wall. It had bumps on it that werent really 3d. I hate halo now, the graphics suck.

Will they fix <insert every single thing in Halo 1>

Will bots be in halo 2? Bots suck, but sometimes they are good.

BOTS BOTS BOT BOSB TOSBOTSOBSTOBSTOBSBOTSBOTBOSTBOSTBOSTBOTSB


Ignorance + Sugar = 75% of posts on bungie.net forums.

  • 06.24.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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ok so i just finished my 43973497 sugar packet and i like heard halo 2 is gonna 56 co op multiplayer on xbox live and it was confirmed by 343 guilty spark...your thoughts ?

  • 06.24.2004 12:32 PM PDT

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