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Posted by: TeamTheCreed
It's obviously a joke post. "Spanking the Monkey" (lol) assists in good Prostate health when you get older.Where did you hear this? Whoever told you this has told you a horrible lie, son. Remember, God's path is the tried and true one.
Posted by: Robot_Jesus
You forgot the part where god kills kittens every time you make yourself ejaculate.The Lord would never kill a kitten unless he had a good reason...I suggest you make peace with him quickly. Thanks.
[Edited on 07.05.2008 9:22 PM PDT]